Chris twitched as he noticed a cargo container vanish out of the corner of his eye that one of the flickering street lights had been illuminating. "What the heck?" he muttered under his breath then stumbled back as something jumped down from one of the piles of crushed cars and landed in front of him. He gulped when he pointed his flashlight at the figure he could barely see and realized that t...
2020-07-14 06:53:57 +0000 UTC View PostAmy looked up from working on her math homework as the door opened and her sister walked into the living room with two unfamiliar capes and a strawberry milkshake. She glanced between the man's professional looking robes and the cat girl in a fur bikini. "Let me guess, you're a fan of Myrddin?"
"Not particularly," Myst replied as he studied the frizzy haired teenager sitting on the couch ...
2020-07-11 05:34:25 +0000 UTC View PostDespite the corruption, Myst was pleased to find that Coil had a metric ton of contacts that he could tap at a moment's notice for information and never really use up any of his leverage, thanks to the way his power worked and thanks to having multiple clones of said bastard. “Let's see if I can put this knowledge to work for me…”
“Sir,” one of the clones said politely, “why d...
2020-07-07 06:03:44 +0000 UTC View PostMyst blinked as he fell out of his chair and ended up in a dark concrete room with a set of steel bars. "What the hell?" he sputtered as he tried to figure out how the hell he'd just gone from hitting the button to print out his CYOA sheet to ending up in a cell. "Yeah, I'm awake and I'm in a cell, this isn't good…" he trailed off as an alarm went off. "This is really bad."
He stood up ...
2020-07-04 08:40:46 +0000 UTC View PostAmy pulled her attention off the dragon flying over the water when Loki reappeared wearing a black conductor's uniform that he'd copied from an old Bug's Bunny cartoon and a guy fawkes mask that did very little to conceal his shoulder length blue hair, "Any trouble?" she asked, raising her eyebrows when she noticed that Loki was currently male.
"No," Loki replied as he handed Amy a black ...
2020-06-30 06:22:46 +0000 UTC View Post"Moment of truth," Harry said as he set the enchant for the crystal ball to scry for females then tapped the Enchant button and started pouring magic into the softball sized crystal ball he'd picked up at the arcane supply store, an amusing cross between an apothecary and an equipment store for magic users that he was probably going to be visiting a lot once he got his enchanting up to speed. 2020-06-27 19:58:07 +0000 UTC View Post
“Zoom,” Sophia Hess shivered in terror as she heard the same whisper that she’d already heard several times and felt something brush her neck, knowing there’d be yet another red mark on her neck. “Come back here!”
“Zoom, zoom,” the voice whispered behind Sophia, causing her to spin around and swing at the air.
“You think this is funny!” Sophia snapped, ignoring t...
2020-06-23 08:33:15 +0000 UTC View Post"Are you going to use the hat or just keep staring at it?" Harry asked as he pulled the last reasonably sized chunk of scrap metal out of the sand and dropped it into his new scrap chest.
"Sorry." Franklin reached up and set the hat on his head. "I was just thinking about my new class." He focused on the words and gestures of the rabbit summoning spell that he could suddenly 'remember' an...
2020-06-20 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostFranklin frowned as he looked at the strange glass contraption in the chest. "Any idea what the glass contraption is?"
"Nothing useful," Harry replied as he picked up the hookah, dropped it in his enchanted box and hit his reverse engineering button. 'Purification and a skill acquisition enchant I can't learn,' he mused as he pulled the hookah out of his enchanting menu, touched his lips ...
2020-06-16 08:07:28 +0000 UTC View Post"Don't worry, we're just appreciating the size of your hoard," Harry said before Franklin or Jessica could say anything that might get them eaten by the dragon.
"It is quite impressive isn't it?" the dragon asked.
"It's certainly impressive." Harry glanced over at the door with an exit sign over it that was being blocked by the dragon's tail. "I don't suppose you can train people in...
2020-06-13 03:37:48 +0000 UTC View PostUber twitched as someone knocked on the window despite the fact that he'd only glanced away for a second. "Fuck!" he swore as he glanced back and saw a cloaked stranger with glowing red eyes in a pit of inky darkness an inch from the window. "Don't fucking do that!"
Myst grinned as he stepped back away from the van so that Uber could open the door. "Sorry about that, I couldn't resist," h...
2020-06-09 03:37:22 +0000 UTC View PostHarry used the time the sphinx was mulling over the question to glance around the chamber filled with bones and glittering treasures half hidden under piles of bones. 'No obvious exit other than the way we came, no chest I can just inventory and apparate, let's hope my idea works.'
Franklin pulled his attention off her breasts as she turned to look at Harry, not wanting to give her a reas...
2020-06-06 04:49:17 +0000 UTC View Post“Critical success: Exquisite Knight Sword of Parrying created. Luck increased by 1!”
Myst's hand shook slightly as he carefully pulled the hot pink blade away from the anvil and slid it into his inventory for safe keeping. "Multiple stacks of the Fragile quality, that explains the mess," he muttered as he glanced down at the piles of hot pink fragments scattered over ...
2020-06-02 03:50:14 +0000 UTC View PostLisa pulled her attention away from the door to the Blue Moon cafe as a man in his early twenties or late teens sat down across from her with a grin. "Find a different seat, I'm busy."
"You're rather cranky without your coffee Lisa," Myst replied then took a drink of his hot chocolate, making sure the Blue Moon label was facing her so she couldn't help but notice that he'd gotten into and...
2020-05-30 05:51:13 +0000 UTC View Post“Critical success: Create Artificial Spirit Book created. Luck increased by 1!” the system’s ethereal voice announced.
"Huh, weird," Myst muttered as he grabbed another lab book and started scribing a copy of his new spell.
"What did you get?" Amy pulled her attention away from the bathroom door and looked at the small stack of books on the end table next to t...
2020-05-26 01:53:15 +0000 UTC View Post“Critical success: Life Tap Book created. Luck increased by 1!” the system’s ethereal voice announced.
“Weird,” Myst muttered as he stared at the hardbound book that showed a picture of a naked woman on the cover, kneeling in a ritual circle with blood leaking from a dozen cuts scattered about her body. “Yeah, that can’t be healthy,” he grumbled as he open...
2020-05-23 04:33:40 +0000 UTC View Post“Yeah, that’s nearly pointless,” Hermione muttered as she watched the rust quickly cover the patch of iron that her scouring spell had cleaned. ‘They must have screwed up something when they enchanted it or maybe they started with a rusty pot,’ she mused as she stuck the rusty pot back in her bag and opened her Synthesis window. ‘Even if I can see the magic, I need something to brid...
2020-05-19 02:49:01 +0000 UTC View Post‘Fuck this shit, I’m out,’ Myst sent to Amy and Victoria’s group chat as he glared at the black haired, vaguely Italian man, sporting a mustache that wouldn’t have been out of place in a 60’s porno carrying around a comically large bazooka and wearing blue overalls, a green shirt and a recognizable green hat with a green L on it in a circle of white.
‘What’s t...
2020-05-16 02:26:57 +0000 UTC View Post“Any regrets?” Salaxiz asked as she watched her apprentice dance and slash the air like she was fighting an invisible opponent and loving every second of it.
“Just the lesser resistance to blades,” Harry admitted as he tried and mostly failed to keep his eyes on the daggers that Sin was waving around as she danced, mostly because her breasts were bouncing around and far more enter...
2020-05-12 04:55:09 +0000 UTC View Post“Congratulations, you’re the proud if temporary owner of a class granting item,” Jade said cheerfully as she tossed the rune etched silver bracers onto the bed next to Harry.
“Temporary?” Harry asked as he glanced up from reading Deckard’s book on identifying magical items and looked at Jade.
“Yeah, they’ll basically fall apart once you use them, which means you shou...
2020-05-09 04:20:41 +0000 UTC View Post“Is there a reason you’re cutting off branches from different parts of the tree?” Fred asked as she watched Harry use his wand to cut through a branch he was holding with a beam of light.
“I’m running an experiment,” Harry replied as he put his wand behind his ear. He pulled a section of bark away from the wood and stuffed the branch into his inventory. “I want to know if ta...
2020-05-05 06:25:24 +0000 UTC View Post“You weren’t joking, five levels off one blade, instant mastery,” Harry said as he looked through the patterns he’d gotten from his Edgelord class while Salaxiz examined the demonic steel skinning knife that he’d just finished crafting.
“More like two hours and change, and your blacksmithing still has twenty levels,” Sin teased as she finished wrapping her last dagger handle...
2020-05-02 00:29:28 +0000 UTC View PostJax snorted as he examined the strip of green hide that Harry had handed him to examine. “I’d say you were getting better, but I’d be lying.”
“Funny, you’re the one that said I should hurry,” Harry grumbled as he continued skinning the demon’s leg that he was working on.
“That’s because you were taking forever and we’re going for quantity over quality,” Jax s...
2020-04-28 06:07:42 +0000 UTC View PostDaniel pulled his attention off the table where Weir was eating with a couple of girls that were chattering in Alteran. “How many of the children actually speak English?” he asked in a whisper.
“What makes you think they can speak English?” Sabrina asked with amusement as she studied the archaeologist sitting across the table from her, curious where they’d screwed up.
“I...
2020-04-25 05:59:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Azure pulled her attention off the sealed over entrance to the stone chamber they’d gotten stuck in and focused on Jade who was sitting in front of the fireplace putting the last finishing touches on the bone wand she was working on. “How can you be so calm? We’re trapped.”
The stone chamber featured a good size fireplace of rough design, and a pair of wooden chai...
2020-04-20 23:04:50 +0000 UTC View PostHermione selected the Ogre’s Blunt Mastery skill and the Conjure Blunt Arrows skill and set it to eat the Ogre’s Blunt Mastery skill then dropped a gold coin in the box and hit create. She was slightly surprised that she didn’t get an error message or cause the club to vanish. She looked at the resulting skill token. “Conjure Silver Weapon (Blunt): Conjures a blunt silver melee weapon f...
2020-04-18 01:24:28 +0000 UTC View Post“Any time!” Selena ordered as she continued taking pop shots at the hobgoblins peeking around the corner at the end of the hallway.
“I’m not a rogue,” Hermione complained as her lockpick slipped and she lost her progress. “Damn it!”
“Sorry, I’m just running out of arrows and they’re throwing rocks,” Selena complained as she shot the hobgoblin that had just trie...
2020-04-13 19:04:08 +0000 UTC View PostAn: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters.
Hermione Granger was ripped out of her fitful slumber by a thousand shrieking voices crying out in anguish. She opened her eyes and stared in disbelief and horror at the rainbow colored storm wrecked sea of twisted toddler-like creatures that were ripping each other apart with black talons or mouths filled with monstrous...
2020-04-10 21:54:06 +0000 UTC View Post‘How is the sneaking going?’ Amy asked as she worked on yet another pushup, having noticed that physical exercise was actually worthwhile thanks to Myst’s power.
Myst froze as a gremlin spun to look in his general direction. ‘Better than my attempts to increase my music skill. Attacking creatures from stealth gives a decent amount of stealth and weapon experience, as ...
2020-04-07 03:16:30 +0000 UTC View Post‘How is the drawing going?’ Myst asked over party chat, as he absently crafted another cloak out of the temporary fabric he’d salvaged from the various costumes.
‘I’m getting better,’ Taylor replied, happy to hear from Myst. ‘How did your talk with the PRT go?’
‘With any luck, Sophia will end up in jail or patrolling a containment zon...
2020-04-03 20:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post