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Homesmut: Feferi Peixes DP

Now THIS is a rare delicacy for fans of my work- and Homestuck in general. Feferi is never drawn. Simply never. I don't know why really. Maybe it's because the glasses/goggles are kinda hard... but an Empress-to-be must serve her subjects, and that's exactly what she's doing here! 

Homesmut: Kanaya Anal... Kananal....

Now it is Kanaya's turn. And who would ever complain? Everybody loves seeing Kan get it- all the better if it's up the ass and she's completely losing her mind.

I draw a lot of Kanaya and Rose, and I realize that it has certain implications when I do this. I just also wanted to say that I'm not making any big statements on like, 'cheating is hot' or whatever, or some kind of sexual orient...

Homesmut: Terezi & Vriska Threesome

We ain't done. We're never done. Here's yet another image, some saucy assisted sex between Terezi, Vriska, and potentially Dave.... but it could be anybody under there, really. Use your imagination! Maybe it's you?

Homesmut: Rose Lalonde Gets Trolled

Oh no! How could this have happened!

If you haven't figured out by now, I really want my patrons to be eating good this summer. You all have supported me so much and have earned the best- so I am happy to give my best. If that is in the form of homestuck girls getting plowed, then so be it. This one is another.... EARLY ACCESS perk!!

I love you all like Rose loves t...

Homesmut: Jane Crocker Blowbang

I'm on a roll. And when you're on a winning streak, you aren't supposed to stop. You always ride the hothand! So that's what I'm doing. And who else has hot hands? Jane Crocker. Running a business empire is tough- especially when you need to extract all that icing and cake glaze yourself. Luckily, there's Jane!

Okay, so I haven't read Homestuck^2- but wow Jane is a baddie in that thing. 2023-07-04 14:34:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Homesmut: Roxy Lalonde Anal

I think I'm on a roll. I think I think anal is also a lot of fun to draw. Why? I don't know! It just is!

And so is Roxy. God I love drawing Roxy... something about hair fwips, maybe. This one won't be an exclusive for too terribly long, but the patrons will get to see it first!

Homesmut: DaveRezi

Now this is a bit of a rarepair nowadays. I feel like it is, anyway. I don't know. I used to be way into Daverezi back in the day

Just a quick sketch for old time's sake!

Clairke: Occupational Hazards

My OC Clairke is back! And it looks like he's gotten mixed up with quite the aggressive monster. Well, anything for ingredients...

I wasn't actually sure how to draw this dick, so I kind of just went for a bunch of different things all at once. I think it kinda worked out if you're into that sort of thing- and hopefully you all are

Homesmut: Jade Harley BJ

Did you think I wasn't drawing any Homesmut anymore? Think again! Here's Jade loving on some dick. Always a welcome sight, right? I also wanted to play a bit more with textures with this one, so I admit I actually took a page out of the Spider-verse book and used their system of putting lines on shadows and dots on highlights. Fun stuff!

"How Little We Know" is updating again!

Howdy all! As it says in the title, I'm back to trying to update my Homestuck-based webcomic "How Little We Know" at a semi-regular pace again. Please, if you enjoy my work, feel free to check it out! I mean it very sincerely when I say that every fav on that comic directly gives me motivation to keep drawing and creating better content. If you like Homestuck, science fiction, sports, and dumb ...

Generic Monsterfucking Sketch

Behold! A generic monsterfucking sketch that is a Patreon exclusive!

I found some new models and wanted to practice with them. I wish I could say that this was any specific monster or any specific character, but alas I was just letting the hand flow. They look pretty thick and have the horns for it, so let's say this is Terezi and call it a day

Homesmut Monsterfucking: Vriska and the Ogre

Oh boy, a MONSTER! An actual monster. Can you imagine that? I wanted to draw more monsterfucking- so this is what I ended up with. Vriska almost definitely let herself get captured and ended up biting off more than she could chew here. But them's the breaks, yeah?

Fun fact, I also did my best to draw this picture in tune with the golden ratio. Hopefully the extra composition boost will lo...

"Buddy" the Plant Returns!

"Buddy" is back, and better than ever. But it looks like he had some health issues, so Frnake had to fix him up!

Tentacles are fun aren't they

HOMESMUT: Terezi Perspective

Oh boy. What started out as a 'quick practice sketch' spiralled into something I'm actually veeeeery very proud of, I think. Man. I'm way satisfied with how this came out. I hope you guys also like it! It's a little bit different than my usual gig but... idk. Something about it. I'm well pleased!

And so is Terezi, for that matter

Franke vs The Ruffians Pt. 2

Oh boy, another Franke! And this time in one singular color as a fun drawing exercise... very fun. I'm quite pleased with how this one turned out

Also peep that she has her OG haircut and design in this one- which is fairly neat. Been a while since we saw her looking like that!

"How Little We Know" has updated!

It's the strangest thing, but I was overtaken by the need to continue my work on my SFW comic as I was reading through old forums and saw it mentioned. I know that this Patreon isn't necessarily for SFW stuff, but I still very much enjoy sharing my work here and I hope that you guys might be interested to read it! The comic itself features unique animations, games, music, and art, all of which ...

Questionable Ethics: Franke and Luke Again

It's always them. It's ALWAYS them!! I love drawing them! You'll also notice a few different tricks that I don't normally deploy in this one- trying to experiment a bit more with finishing touches

Franke Deepthroat Practice

We don't often draw Franke on the receiving end of things here, but maybe she's actually quite good! Who knew? 

Questionable Ethics: Exchange of Nudes

Some fun normcore sketches- couples exchange nudes, right? How would Franke and Luke do that? These are the questions we are meant to tackle

Will probably do more with this in the future, but for now a patreon exclusive sketch!

Homesmut: Caption Contest Grand Prize

Oh boy, here we are! This piece took me quite a while... about six months, actually! But most of that was due to life's ups and downs. The winner of the caption contest was with me the entire way and extremely kind- so I knew I had to do their characters the justice that they deserved... and hopefully I've done that!

This piece actually tought me some valuable tricks that can potentially ...

Dot Saturn x Pavizi - Sona Collab Pic

I have a good friend named Pavizi who is also an artist! They recommended we draw our sonas in the mating press position so I wanted to make good on that cause it was a fun idea- definitely a lot of fun to draw!!

[COMMISSION][HOMESMUT] Kanaya Maryam x Equius Zahhak x Gamzee Makara Humanstuck

Behold, behold, behold! A truly texas-sized commission from a very, very cool person.

This is one of the longer times I've taken to draw a picture in a while, but I really wanted to get the details right. Humanstuck is a rare delicacy for me, and I've never even drawn Equius before. I'm not really big on NTR, but I still I wanted to get the dialog right and do justice to all of the indivi...

Questionable Ethics Sketch: Franke Ass & Luke BJ

What better to get the juices flowing than drawing some juices flowing? Franke is a lot of fun to draw. I really love her facial expressions honestly- even if they often feel like they're the most challenging to actually draw

Dot Saturn, Pro Grind(e)r

So here I am, doing everything I can

I wanted to get in on the fun that I saw other artists on twitter having with their 'sona' characters, so here is one that I've had kicking in the back of the tank for a long time. I actually have quite a fun idea for a NSFW video game involving this character, which is essentially a short skateboarding minigame where Dot Saturn skates to diff...

Homesmut: Rose & Vriska Gokkun / Mind-Control Sketch

What's this? Vriska is helping Rose substitute her drinking problem? Awesome! That's what friends are for

Extremely indulgent- extremely sketchy quality. That's how this picture is operating and that's how I'm playing it. A patreon exclusive for a time, too! Please enjoy!

Homesmut: Kanaya Oral + Facial

Now this was technically a sketch that I just started for fun in order to warm-up for a commission, but it turned out so nice that I just had to keep going. So here is this! Some classic Kanaya.... who could ever complain?

[COMMISSION] Homesmut: Fem Sollux Getting Railed

A wonderful commissioner quite enjoyed my previous Fem Sollux picture, and so commissioned a bit more action!

Thank you very much again, I do not often take commissions but it's still nice to be able to put them together and have people enjoy my art. I have one more commission and one request in the pipeline which are both quite spicy, so y'all have that to look forward to!

Also, gl...

[YUPPIE PSYCHO] Ms. Malone

Not gonna lie, I have been hitting a lot of short indie games lately to keep my mind off of a very stressful work environment. Yuppie Psycho by Baroque Decay is one of those games, and I've thoroughly enjoyed it! I highly recommend this title

I want this picture to also mark something of a return to form for my posting on Patreon first and foremost, whether it's sfw or nsfw. I owe y'all f...

OFF - The Batter

I replayed OFF the other day by Mortis Ghost. Fantastic game, really holds up. And it's free! To my delight, Mortis even liked the picture that I posted on twitter, which was quite touching.

I highly recommend you all check it out!

[WIP][SKETCH] Matron & Luke blowie

As mentioned before, sometime's it's fun to just sketch things out and see where they go without any sort of commitment ot the end product. Light exercises like this can also be really helpful for me when it comes to drawing faces! So here's some more fun hypno weird stuff. I've always wanted to do one of those close-up internal shots of the brain getting all fucked, so that part was also fun 2023-04-06 09:22:57 +0000 UTC View Post