I personally think the whole thing looks a little derpy, but I'm pretty sure it'll be cleaned up and presentable in about a week when it's got full shading and colors, and stuff. The lady's bottom is RIDICULOUSLY exposed, but I doodled a crappy thong on and sent that back to the artist. see below.
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***Alicia***
What the hell was that? Alicia thought to herself, barely processing Edwards words as she signed the document hed laid down in front of her.
Non-disclosure agreement, uh huh, penalties, forfeiture of memories, sure, physical responses, of course. Operant Conditioning, whatever. The talk went in one ear and out the other as she stared into the ...
2019-05-28 02:15:42 +0000 UTC View PostAlicia was about halfway to his semi-secret, rapidly rebuilding city when Garth managed to get ahead of her, sipping on his refreshment.
Hi, Al. Hows it hanging? Want one?
Not gonna knock me out, is it? she asked.
Nah, its basically refined heartstone lemonade.
She snatched it out of his hand and after a couple seconds figuring out the pulltab, too...
2019-05-26 04:17:39 +0000 UTC View PostLast I checked, thinking about things wasnt a crime. Garth said as his canning device spit out another batch of sixteen ounce aluminum cans of Garth-aid ready for consumption.
It collected the output from the Processing Plant and Ms. Banyan wheeled case after case out of the dungeon. Garth was forced to bail himself out, because the output was already unsustainable. The lea...
2019-05-24 23:55:49 +0000 UTC View PostCaitlyn settled in at her desk, her mind abuzz with new ideas to write down while Garth The Garth, the most reviled human in history, yes that one, slept on a cot not twenty feet away from her. Shed seen the man put a bullet through his own eye, and he seemed fine!
Caitlyns reaction wasnt her proudest moment, but something had flipped a switch inside her, makin...
2019-05-24 01:54:26 +0000 UTC View Post***Paul***
Paul and Alicia sat in the living room of his neighbors disgusting house, playing a board game while they waited for the nights festivities. The girl was fond of taking big risks, and often wound up losing turns or overshooting her mark on the board. It was an interesting view into her personality.
Ill spend the last of my rolls for this one, she said, gr...
2019-05-22 00:15:30 +0000 UTC View Post***Paul***
Paul stood in his bosss office, thumbing through some light reading.
I still dont understand why you cant just let me eat him, Ragnar said over Donald Lams bound and gagged body. Carl shrugged, still mute.
Because people have a thing about eating each other. And besides, if he died now, how would he answer for the seventeen influential...
2019-05-20 22:40:22 +0000 UTC View PostYoure never going to let me live this down are you? Caitlyn asked, her arms crossed.
I dont know what you mean, Garth said as he adjusted the framed copy of Caitlyns deed of ownership, right next to the framed NDA shed signed. I just want to be proud of you.
Garth adjusted the frame one more time, making sure it was perfectly level on the phylactery room...
2019-05-19 20:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostI didn't want to keep you guys voting in one poll after the other, so I'm gonna use executive privilege to distill the options down to 4: one job, one fantasy, one cosplay, and one lifestyle.
Job outfit: Sexy Librarian
Fantasy outfit: Sexy adventurer: See through chainmail.
cosplay: Bunny Girl
Lifestyle: Virgin killer Sweater
2019-05-17 21:41:54 +0000 UTC
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Shouts of alarm made Garth jump in place almost before he knew what was going on.
Put pressure on it! He heard Alicia shout.
I really hope thats our cover story and not an actual emergency. Trope-wise, this is where something actually bad happens.
Caitlyns shriek of pain was all he needed to hear.
Not a bad scream.
Garth turned and ...
2019-05-17 20:15:28 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Garth said, marching in front of the lined-up recruits, his cane jabbing into the dew-covered Grass ahead of him as he walked. The teens Ive got locked up in my dungeon are still asleep, so Ive got time to come take a look at your training.
Some of you may be wondering where I got this beautiful cane. Garth held up the wrinkled leg with the ball of a f...
2019-05-16 21:37:54 +0000 UTC View Post
We're approaching final iteration, now I need to sign off on the details of the cover. the things we're working on now are small details like facial expressions, clothing, cosmetics, etc. Go ahead and give comments down below:
I'll go first. Garth looks like a midget, but he...
2019-05-16 17:48:34 +0000 UTC View PostGarth dropped four feet to the hard-packed earth, slapped his hands against the ground, tucked himself into a forward roll, and came up with jazz hands, naked save for the bits of placenta-like material clinging to him here and there.
Tada! Garth exclaimed with his bodys first breath, his fingers fluttering.
Caitlyn was kneeling over Garths pruny corpse, sobbing her e...
2019-05-15 22:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostI shelled out for a variant outfit for Sandi for the patrons, but havent picked one yet.
current ideas include:
Sexy librarian
sexy flight attendant
Sexy tight black leather
Sexy chinese dress
its possible the artist might be able to change her race for the variant as well.
anyway, this isnt a poll, just taking ideas.
you got an idea for an ou...
2019-05-14 01:10:00 +0000 UTC View PostCan I help you? Garth asked, barely able to restrain his irritation.
Ah, sorry, umm, sir. She stammered, her eyes flitting about the room, looking at a bunch of things she wasnt supposed to be looking at. I didnt mean to-
Sir? Does she not know who I am? Garth glanced down at his grey-purple wrinkled skin. No, she does not. lets see what we can ...
2019-05-13 20:51:26 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not gonna be able to rewrite chapter 152 to be satisfying before I have to leave today so I thought I'd give you a shot at something I've been agonizing about for a few weeks now.
So I had him brainwash someone, (The Principal) and it was all within the limits of his abilities, but I was told that it was morally very douchey, and I haven't touched the subject for some time.
Shou...
2019-05-12 18:27:51 +0000 UTC View Post***Greg***
Im not sure if this is heaven or hell. Greg groaned into the open barracks. He was lying face up, every muscle in his body crying out in pain, barely able to lift a finger. During the day. Hed been forced to perform meaningless task after meaningless task that could only be accomplished by a group of people.
Between the reading and writing lessons, the math...
2019-05-12 00:08:45 +0000 UTC View PostThe kids were stretching in the living room, yawning as Mrs. Banyan made breakfast for them in the kitchen: Eggs and bacon. One good application of Beladias fertility aura and there was more than enough livestock to go around L.A. It was pretty funny watching a chicken literally shoot eggs out of its cloaca at high speeds.
Thank you, Maam.
Tad was the first one up. He was...
2019-05-11 00:29:57 +0000 UTC View PostSo D and S were the two strongest contestants, and I'd like to know exactly which one was more popular, since D seemed to be a lot of people's second favorite. That and I want more verbal opinions.
In addition to voting, please comment! Tell me what you like about one over the other, give me input that might help refine the request we make to the artist. This is still very malleable, but...
Garth rubbed his aching neck, groaning in pleasure. Taking care of three teens for a weekend was a harrowing experience, no matter how powerful you were.
When he got back they started asking him pointed questions about his life before prison, trying to figure out his secret identity by puzzling out who he knew and where he was when the world went to shit.
Seems like t...
2019-05-09 19:31:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Pick the letter of the cover which has your favorite posing, these are just mock-ups by the artist, and can be altered and improved. Of course Sandi Butt won the previous poll, so of course there's a heavy focus on her rear. Shown are Garth, Sandi, Itet and Wilson from the first 100 chapters. (I commissioned this thing like 5 months ago.)
2019-05-09 07:12:04 +0000 UTC
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Someone wanted me to pin down what exactly the bad stuff in heartstones is, and right now we've got two theories, and I want to see what people's opinion is.
1: Junk mana. Mana that was toxic, taken in from the environment and stored in the heartstone as the creature grew.
Or
2: Traits inherent to the original creature that don't jive with the person eating the heartstone, su...
2019-05-06 21:44:40 +0000 UTC View Post***Alicia***
So is it just me, or does it seem like Edward Bergstrom isnt Edward Bergstrom? Tad asked, putting his feet up on Eds coffee table while he waited for his experiments to bake.
He can use magic. Caitlyn said.
Obviously. He hadnt been subtle about it since we got here. Your smelter is literally made of wood. Half the shit here is. He pointed ...
2019-05-06 20:52:05 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to my man-cave! Garth said, tugging the black hoods off his three bound prisoners.
Alicia and Caitlyn, blinked as their eyes adjusted to the light in Garths newly renovated core room. Tad started awake, yawning.
The layout was reminiscent of a 21st century penthouse, with a large open space dominated by fancy furniture and a sweet cork floor. Magical lights in t...
2019-05-06 00:01:38 +0000 UTC View PostI've been waiting five months for the artist to do his thing so I can do a mass release promotion with the new cover. Now I realize that I've still got a month or even more before he'll be done, and new readers have slowed down, so I'm planning on doing a promotion over the next few days.
The plan is to drop 15 chapters over the next week, hopefully putting the story on the front page. 2019-05-05 21:37:41 +0000 UTC View Post
The three of them stood in front of Pauls house, lit only by the light of the waning moon. The barest candlelight spilled from the door as Paul glared at them with dark sircles under his eyes.
You want me to hide a Denton. Paul said, glowering at Garth. From the Dentons.
Just a little one, Garth said, patting the kid on the shoulder. Until its safe for him t...
2019-05-04 21:41:23 +0000 UTC View Post***Alicia***
Alicia was doing her evening exercises at the new inn, while Thomas devoured half a roast turkey by himself. Once he was done eating, hed probably crawl into the bed and doze for the rest of the night, until he got up in the early morning to go out and play with his street ruffian friends.
Once Alicia had heard from Susie that her hiding spot had been discovere...
2019-05-04 00:11:33 +0000 UTC View PostThere are at least seven defining characteristics of life, and growth and reproduction are two of them. If I got the blessing of another god who matched some of the remaining ones, would I get that much better at creating self-replicating life?
Swordfish was basically Garths Magnum Opus from before he died, a self-renewing endless supply of air-to-ground missiles....
2019-05-02 19:37:49 +0000 UTC View PostAnd that is why, ladies, if you value your life, sanity and the ability to tighten your kegel muscles ever again, you should never be in the same room as Bigdick Tad.
Garth spoke intimately into the microphone, spinning to take in the entire screaming crowd.
What the hell are you doing? Tad demanded a few steps away.
Im having fun....
2019-04-29 20:56:34 +0000 UTC View PostSince I'm gonna be away today I drew up a couple polls to get some ideas.
This particular one is about Beast men, and what kind you guys want to see.
(I've already promised to do Snake people and Sheep people, so they don't have to be in the poll, scath.)