NOTE: Despite her appearances, Uzaki is 20. She’s just a short stack. Also, while I tried to get everything right as far as what each character calls each other in the show/manga, I might’ve gotten some things wrong, so… pls forgive~.
Oh, also, writing the Japanese name suffixes like 'chan' and 'san' feels cringey in English, at least to me, so... I'm not do...
2022-11-04 07:35:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Uh-oh. This… wasn’t good. This wasn’t good at all.
Kobayashi sucked in her belly as much as she could, but a prominent lump still poked past her meager chest as she looked down at herself. From the sounds her belly was making, a lot of that lump was still food being digested, but the amount of skin she could pinch on her sides promised that much of that food would be sticking around...
2022-10-23 22:58:50 +0000 UTC View PostHeyo, nerdlings! It's ya girl, Jaundis, back at it again with the outdated memes.
So, some fantastic news! I'm now gainfully employed with a full-time job! I'll be making actual money instead of vaguely subsisting off of my SFW and NSFW online writing (don't ask about my SFW stuff - you're not gonna find it. everrrrr.). This means a whole ton for me personally, and for y'all, it ...
2022-10-21 21:06:06 +0000 UTC View PostCass slid out of the elevator with a grunt. Her arms were loaded with over a dozen bags of food, each of which was nearly bursting with tasty treats for her upcoming feeding. She’d opted for a bunch more sweet goodies this time in celebration of Halloween. Her body sure wasn’t going to thank her for this, but her fans would eat it up - especially in the sexy little stereotypical devil outfi...
2022-10-21 20:39:44 +0000 UTC View Post“That’ll be nine-fifty for the lot. You want anything else with that?”
The Karen-looking milf scoffed. “A better attitude would be nice. You’re lucky to be employed being the way you are! Show some gratitude to your customers!”
Hera stared at the bitch for a second. Then she snickered. “Oh, you’re being serious. Sorry ‘bout that. I just didn’t realize someone cou...
2022-10-15 03:47:19 +0000 UTC View PostI'm just kinda curious what y'all might be into in regard to October kink fics. I know I'm not a huge fan of the more creepy/horror side of things when it comes to tums, but if my fans are into it, then... it wouldn't be the first time I've done horror~.
I'm doing this because I have a bunch of ideas but can't settle on one to finish atm and I'm kinda running real late. I'm also generally...
2022-10-14 00:44:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Uzaki from her namesake anime! This is the second waifu of the week that's won, but you won't hear me complaining about it~.
This was a super close poll with only a single vote between first and second place. Melony, everyone's favorite icy Pokemon milf, is the second-place character who tried t...
2022-10-11 08:36:29 +0000 UTC View PostQuick heads-up: This fic technically takes place in the RWBY Degenerate AU I’ve done a number of commissions for. All you really need to know for this fic, in particular, is that this takes place when Velvet is a fourth year at Beacon and is either 19 or 20 depending on when her birthday is. Also, this is a degen AU, so Ruby and her gang have been up to some…
I HAVE INTERNEEEEEET! It's a jank, juryrigged setup using tethering on my phone, an open window, and a ~12-foot USB cable, but it WORKS!
While I work every second I can on last month's exclusive fic (so long as my internet stays vaguely stable and my family isn't around cause hotel room = no privacy = no smut writing), I'm starting the character suggestions for the sphinxes!
<... 2022-10-04 14:55:18 +0000 UTC View PostSpoiler Note: This takes place after the events of the Crimson Flower route in Fire Emblem: Three Houses. I avoided as many spoilers as possible, but if you’re at all worried about that kinda thing, consider skipping this short for now.
“Where are we going? You’ve dragged me halfway across the city!” Byleth demanded, laughter dancing in her tone.
Ed...
2022-09-27 23:01:43 +0000 UTC View Post“Maaaaan, I acted really spoiled last week, didn’t I? Sorry ‘bout that.”
Sima had woken up again, much to Margo’s joy. Unfortunately, she also seemed to be fully awake this time, so probably no feeding or belly rubs. Damn. “Oh, don’t worry about it. It was no problem at all.”
The short yeti smiled widely. The two of them were in the apartment’s living room, where M...
2022-09-23 12:55:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The first pic of the three poll winners is already here! I saw an opportunity to get this done while I could afford it, so I leapt on it immediately, heh.
This pic features a slightly thiccer Kylie than you might be used to from reading her fics. It seems like Ver has been making liberal use of those ropes for Kylie lately. Misty and Grace might have had a hand in making their favorite ga...
2022-09-18 07:49:46 +0000 UTC View PostOh, shit… Mindy was starting to have some regrets. Not big enough regrets to stop, per se, but regrets nonetheless…
“Oh shit, I feel like I’m going to pop!” Tara crooned as she slid a hand behind her back and underneath her panties. She pulled out the enema tube and let it fall (Mindy would clean that part of the floor later), then slapped the side of her gut and laughed. “I c...
2022-09-15 11:12:23 +0000 UTC View PostHuh. Belle wasn't sure what she had been expecting, but… whatever had been in her head, this definitely wasn’t it.
Belle had ordered a very special something that she’d wanted for a long time, and it was supposedly here. It was just several sizes smaller than she’d thought it’d be. It should’ve been in a decently sized box, or maybe even some kind of bag (do delivery bags exis...
2022-09-09 08:46:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Velvet Scarlatina from RWBY, a show that's received much love on my profile already! I can't say for certain at the moment, but there's a very solid chance that we'll be seeing a bloated bunny (girl) at the end of this month...
Also, thanks to my inane desire to please, I'll be doing that thing I...
2022-09-08 08:53:14 +0000 UTC View PostGoing into September, we finally have the results for which of the lovely ladies of mine will finally be getting some art!
It's lucky that the top three choices all get the same love since we have a tie for first place. Tasha and Kat unsurprisingly came in first, along with Kylie and Ver! Then, occupying the third spot is the Kerry and Cadence duo!
Since all three winners are ...
2022-09-02 01:30:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Note: In accordance with Divine Jaundis Law, this fic takes place when Erina is over 18 - specifically when she is roughly 20. This also means that this fic occurs after the main story of Shokugeki no Soma (Food Wars) has concluded. There aren't many spoilers here, but if you don’t want to risk it, consider reading this fic some other time.
Oh yeah,...
2022-09-01 04:52:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I forgot my own rules for the Edeleth fic and it turned into an actual whole fic instead of a shorter, lower-effort one. Whoopsies.
I'm still gonna post it as a fifth-of-the-month Patreon exclusive dealio that Book Ghouls will have access to too, but I'm going back to my original plan of starting the fifth-fic-a-month thing next month since I need to start focusing entirely on this month'...
2022-08-29 11:55:17 +0000 UTC View Post“Book.”
“Boo-kuh!”
Tix let her legs swing freely from where they dangled over the edge of the human’s work surface - or ‘des-kuh’, as she put it. She was a bit bored, but she had to keep with it! Learning the human language would make her seem super smart and important once Aico finally came back! Also, she could ask for specific sugary foods when she ...
2022-08-25 02:55:40 +0000 UTC View PostHoooo boy, this month has been busy. Way busier than I expected. Still, I've been trying to keep on pace with Patreon here, and I think I'll be able to finish the month strong!
For starters, the next fic is 1,000,000% coming out tomorrow on the 24th! NOTHING will stop this save for the heat death of the universe or the heat death of my computer! It won't be as long of a ...
2022-08-23 14:40:56 +0000 UTC View PostKerry was terrified. Her life had never been so… secure before. She was a lesbian that had grown up in a tiny mid-eastern conservative town. She had worked retail or shitty seasonal labor jobs most of her adult life. She’d only ever had random flings with people apart from a recurring thing with her last boss, which - SPOILER ALERT - had been a shit idea. So to go from all THAT...
2022-08-18 19:28:23 +0000 UTC View PostShe was back. Tara was back. In Mindy’s apartment. Her hot inflation idol mommy was back and ON HER COUCH! Sitting totally wrong on it since gays don’t know how to sit right! ON HER COUUUCH!
This woman had already done unspeakable things to Mindy and her belly and yet she still made the short redhead nervous as all hell. Why did people in general have to give Mindy so much anxiety? Al...
2022-08-14 02:54:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Erina Nakiri! It was yet another incredibly close round, but Erina pulled ahead by just a single vote!
The maiden rival of Food Wars will be receiving her own exclusive fic - one that will likely feature stuffing. As usual, you can expect to see that on the last day of the month.
However, t...
2022-08-09 09:45:22 +0000 UTC View PostMy life is still hectic AF and I'm also broke AF, plus I'm technically at 45 patrons right now since the number keeps bouncing around, but whatever! I promised that I'd post this on the first, so it's getting posted!
Based on feedback given, I'll be going with the idea that commissioned characters are alright but non-OCs aren't. This basically just means that Kylie gets to be on the poll ...
2022-08-02 05:02:19 +0000 UTC View Post“What is WRONG with you!?”
Kazuya, face scarlet with shame, dropped to his knees and raised his hands above his head in a plea for mercy. “I’m SO sorry, Mizuhara! I was just trying to find an excuse to not go around the festival with Ruka, and it somehow turned into this! But please - SAVE ME!”
Chizuru crossed her arms under her chest and rolled her eyes. Sure she...
2022-07-31 22:42:10 +0000 UTC View Post{Mythra, what are you doing?}
{Uh, baking a cake? What else could I be doing?}
{Well, if you don’t mind my asking… where’s the baking soda?}
{Huh?}
{If you don’t add baking soda, the cake won’t rise. You can also use baking powder as a substitute if Corrine doesn’t have any.}
Mythra, chef extraordinaire, scof...
2022-07-28 07:24:12 +0000 UTC View Post“U-Uh, sir? If I may, uh… my eyes are down here…”
The balding man that had been staring at Bran’s neck started and his eyes flicked down to her eyes. “My bad, missy. I’ve jus’ never seen one-a yer kind before… what’re ya called again? A dullard… dunban… deckhard… uuuuuh…”
Bran forced a smile on her face. “A dullahan.”
“Right! That!” The ob...
2022-07-26 01:56:12 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re cutting it close this time, Margo. It’s not Winter yet, so remember that the sun still comes out close to six in the morning. Damnit! She had to shift her schedule at the convenience store to an earlier night shift for her own gods-damned safety. Seriously.
The sky was turning a bloody red just as Margo scuttled into the safety of her apartment building. If she hadn’...
2022-07-17 04:49:10 +0000 UTC View PostJust thought I'd give y'all a little update on what I'm planning and been up to lately~.
First off, the force of monster girls has caught me, chained, and is keeping me prisoner. In other words, there will be no shortage of monster girl tum content in the near future whatsoever. There are just so many interesting things you can do with them~! Dullahans, Arachne, spirits, demons, merfolk.....
2022-07-14 22:36:35 +0000 UTC View PostNOTE: I wrote this in a third-person omniscient POV, which is markedly different from everything else I've ever posted and also a style I'm not overly used to. It felt right for these two though, so I did it. Just as a small note in case anything seems weird. On to the fic~!
Daten City - a town crammed full of more freaks and fetishes and freaks wi...
2022-07-10 00:25:32 +0000 UTC View Post