Kylie. It was Kylie. Be surprised.
With an overwhelming lead, Kylie will be the lady getting her own festive Patreon special! I'm sure she and her gal pals will have a very pleasant time~.
I'll do my very best to have that up on the 31st, but the holidays are known for their treachery, so I may be a day or two late again despite my best efforts.
Oh, and just som...
2021-12-18 00:32:46 +0000 UTC
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It's time to huddle around the fireplace and warm ourselves while deciding which lovely lass to treat extra well this holiday season! There's seems to be a rulebreaker down there in the lost poll slot, though. What is she doing there when this is supposed to be a 2D party only?
The poll will be open for 48 hours after being posted, so get your votes in while you ...
2021-12-15 13:01:02 +0000 UTC
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With a magnificent flourish of her rag, Kerry stood up and wiped her brow with the back of her sleeve. She was done for the day! And in record time, too!
Cadence’s opulent bedroom was sparkling, just as it had been by the time Kerry had cleaned it every day for the past week. Cadence was a naturally clean person it seemed, so the job was actually quite easy. Cleaning the bedroom from to...
2021-12-11 06:40:20 +0000 UTC
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DISCLAIMER: In case it's not obvious while reading it, every character is aged up to 18+ here. We do not stan that kinda stuff here. I know that only Patreon peeps are gonna see this, but I thought it was important to mention anyways.
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2021-12-06 03:39:07 +0000 UTC
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The light of dawn splashed across Tix’s face as she roused herself. Her tiny mouth opened in a massive yawn as she snuggled closer to her friend. Aico was still asleep, the lazy bug. She was a snorer, disturbing the peaceful quiet with her sleepy squeaks. But the noise was comforting. Tix loved her sleepovers with her friend…
Wait. This softness underneath her body… this wasn’t he...
2021-12-03 13:00:06 +0000 UTC
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So I was drying off after a shower, lost in a daydream when a rude little thought in the back of my mind popped my dream bubble to remind me that I should probably do a monthly plan/schedule announcement thing. So here's that!
SO! First off, last month's unfinished business. The Hana fic is coming along, but I've been going slower than I would like for various reasons. I want the Patreon ...
2021-12-02 13:38:06 +0000 UTC
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Turns out I was wrong; the Hana fic did end up being late. I'll try my very best to have it up before the end of the day today.
2021-12-01 11:40:36 +0000 UTC
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Tasha swallowed hard. God, she loved this time of year.
Turkey, mashed potatoes, roasted vegetable medley, cranberry sauce, more bread than she could imagine, and so much more… and she got to have as much as she wanted. Ok, so she didn’t actually like turkey that much, but the rest was top-tier stuff. She only wished that she could have enjoyed it all with Kat this year…
She w...
2021-11-28 11:14:30 +0000 UTC
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I had a bit too much fun on Thanksgiving and ended up not working at all that day, so my schedule got all kinds of wack. I'll have the story out real soon though! Like, within a day or so soon!
And depending on how well it goes, the Hana story might end up being on the 1st instead of the 30th, but hopefully I can get it done on time.
k thx bai!
2021-11-27 11:21:06 +0000 UTC
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This… this was a mistake, wasn’t it…? Ok, so… sure, maybe she could do it. She had been getting better at bloating, after all, but… but STILL… could she really manage all of… this…?
Mindy stared down at her goal for the night. A watermelon. A whole watermelon, all for her. And not some tiny baby melon. This was a HEFTY boi. This was a twenty-freaking-five...
2021-11-20 06:26:07 +0000 UTC
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Hana Yurikawa by a single vote! Seeing as how much of a foodie this gal is, it only seems fitting that she has a fun little feast~ (though Miko might not find it so fun). I would do a little Thanksgiving piece with her, but seeing as how she's Japanese and all, that wouldn't exactly work well, heh.
Ok, so plan going forward! I'll aim to have the Hana fic ready to post on the last...
2021-11-18 19:57:13 +0000 UTC
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Whelp, we managed to get a tie in the very first poll. It was more likely since there weren't that many people voting, but it's still kinda wild that it happened.
The two 1st place winners of the November poll are Beatrix LeBeau, the silent and hardworking protagonist of Slime Rancher, and Hana Yurikawa, the cute bundle of energy and oblivious specter magnet from Mieruko Chan! ...
2021-11-17 15:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Heyyyyyy, here we go! We have a fine selection in this first poll: three provided by me and the rest provided by the lovely Book Sphinxes! And at the moment, the plan is to have these character poll stories be the Patreon exclusive content, so make sure to vote for your favorite!
This poll will be open for 48 hours, closing on the 17th at 5 AM. Get your votes in before then! Oh, and reme...
2021-11-15 13:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Mindy loved her job. She got to stay at home all day, she was her own boss, she was doing what she loved- and she got to look at pictures of bloated cuties all day for ‘reference’! Sure, sometimes money was tight when commissions were slow, and sometimes she felt a little less horny than usual so ...
2021-11-13 23:23:35 +0000 UTC
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Vios wiped the sweat from her brow and looked proudly upon her new home. After just about thirty moons of digging, she had finally managed to carve a respectably sized den in a stone cliff in the center of her territory. It might’ve gone faster if the squishies in one of the towns could have made her one of those tools they always use, but apparently making one large enough for a giant would ...
2021-11-12 12:56:11 +0000 UTC
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I'm starting to compile a list of bios for all my OC's, old and new, and putting them all in here;
Character Bio Folder
This is gonna be an ongoing thing where I'll add in more bios as I make them and/or the characters get brought back. I'll add in the two f...
2021-11-11 18:25:25 +0000 UTC
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Considering there are only two stories on here right now, the support you guys are showing is honestly incredible! Thank you so much!
I'm gonna try and make some little updates/notices every now and then to keep you guys in the loop (cause pledging to a Patreon and then getting radio silence for a few days is probably not a good sign in most cases, heh).
Some general info for what I...
2021-11-10 11:01:25 +0000 UTC
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The character poll will start on the 25th of every month and I'll end it 48 hours later on the 27th. All Book Wyrms will be able to suggest characters, as will the few Book Sphinxes that are left!
On the 22nd of every month, I'll be making a Book Wyrm+ exclusive post. To submit a character for that month, comment ...
2021-11-10 11:01:01 +0000 UTC
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This house was way too big.
Kerry looked up at the two-story mansion in front of her in complete awe. She’d seen mansions before in movies and in manga and all that, but seeing one up-close in person really put into perspective how absolutely massive they were. And just how much work she was in for if she managed to pass her trial run today.
The short brunette anxiously smoothed h...
2021-11-04 11:53:32 +0000 UTC
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“Um, Ei… Paimon doesn’t think this is a very good idea…”
“Nonsense,” the electro archon insisted. “If I am to adjust to how much Inazuma has changed during my time in isolation, then I must familiarize myself with all that has changed. And during our last outing, I realized that the food and drink of Inazuma has changed more than most anything else.”
Please...
2021-11-04 11:26:15 +0000 UTC
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