BaronEngel

Rules of engagement

Weekday evening traffic in Ft. Trotterdale was usually a pain in the butt. However Two Tone realized it was much less tedious when someone else was doing the driving and you were being swaddled in the lap of obscene luxury in my Royal Equestria Security Forces (RESF) dreamscape.

Also Two Tone had admire the ability of the drivers in The Boss and the vehicle following the sedan that t...

Wanna play a game?

The sharp crack of a pool cue against the cue ball could be heard over the sound of laughter, cursing, other ponies playing games, and music booming from the jukebox. Celestia watched as the cue ball raced across the green felt toward the 7 ball. The cue ball struck it and sent it toward the corner pocket. Then as if being controlled by some type arcane magic the cue ball slowly backed up towar...

Sweet Belle asks a question

Princess Luna's departure kind of spelled the end of CMC's summer sleepover in my Equestria dreamscape. The CMC kind of hung around for awhile afterwards and sort of got the clubhouse back in order for normal operations. It was decided to stash in the sleeping bags up in the attic of Sweet Apple Acres so they'd be available for future sleepovers.

With Luna's departure the amnesty fro...

Here be dragons

Smolder smiled and looked at Ocellus who was sitting in front of her on the sofa. After a second the dragon spoke.

"So. You like?"

The changeling slowly nodded her head. She swallowed several times before speaking.

"Yes. Yes I do."

Car Wash

Another drawing that I started during my recent summer themed Picarto stream. Summertime means swimsuits, car shows, and sometimes fund-raiser car washes. That's what my long time muse Rosemary Parker is helping with.

Are we having a good time?

Sweetie Belle lifted her bass guitar and strap from around her neck and placed it on a stand. She then removed a microphone from its stand and sauntered to the edge the stage. Looking out at the crowd she smiled and spoke.

"Hello everypony! Are we having a good time? Although myself, Scootaloo, and Applebloom grew up here in Ponyville. This is the first time we've ever performed at...

Sand Castle

Another of the drawings I started during my recent Picarto stream. The theme that evening was summertime. A series that my household has started watching recently is The Owl House. Link So I could see Luz and King visiting the shores of the ...

Seashore Discovery

Another of the drawings I started during my summer themed Picarto stream. So King Sombra has decided to make a trip to the beach and is discover why ponies are so fascinated with it.

Meanwhile Fluttershy has discovered something else to look at. This picture definitely leans into the crack shipping of Sombra and F...

A beautiful view

Applejack's brow creased a bit as she rested a hand on a boardwalk hand rail and looked down at golden beach below her. Taking a moment the earth pony adjusted one of the shoulder straps on her bikini.

AJ had come to Manehattan and in particular Pony Island for a long weekend together. It was pleasant summer day. Like something you'd see on postcard. In spite of that Applejack was a bit c...

Start of summer stream 6/14/25

Tonight 6/14/25 starting 5:30pm Pacific I'll be streaming on Picarto. Next Friday the 20th is the start of summer. So this evening it'll be beaches, swimsuits, barbecue, and vacations. See you there.

Parting Wisdom

As the morning progressed Princess Luna made preparations to return to the Royal Palace in my Equestria dreamscape.

The alicorn had found her evening at Sweet Apple Acres with the foals to have been fun and enlightening, but at the same time the princess was painfully aware that before she left she should impart some wisdom to these foals. Over the last 24 hours Luna had observed behavior...

Bed Time

This is apparently the final drawing from my recent drunken, NSFW themed Picarto stream. I had completely forgotten that I had started this drawing, and it was only after a couple of people mentioned it recently that I went rummaging through the envelope I brought home from the stream and found it.

It was apparent...

Spike and Scoot plush thumbnail studies.

Kind of a companion piece to the one I posted last week Link. These are the composition thumbnails for it. Like the young pegasus mare Spike has a plush of Scootaloo.

Larscis Dragon

A commission for Larscis. So here's the dragon Larscis working his magic as an sound engineer and audio expert along with his trusted companion and assistant Goldfish.

Art Stream 6/14/25

This Saturday 6/14/25 starting at 5:30pm Pacific I'll be streaming on Picarto. So join me for an evening of art, stories, and a great time. Theme to be announced.

Whip Exhibition

Meant to post this last week before my household got sick. A moment from my anthro dreamscape. After Fluttershy's successful fund raiser at the Ponyville County Fair. Link Fluttershy gave a demonstration of her skill with the bull whip during fair's talent show. Many a visitor was impressed with her per...

My Household Has Been Sick

In case you've been wondering why you've haven't seen any new work from me over the last few days its because myself and my entire household came down with a really nasty head colds. Praise the power of DayQuil and NightQuil!

We're recovering but today is the first I've felt really well. Everyone else in the household is on the path of recovery as well. New postings in the next day or so....

You look marvelous

Fortunately for Two Tone, Chrysalis/Glimmering Gems, and the staff at the Shining Pool Spa and Salon the rest of the day went off without a hitch in my Royal Equestria Security Forces (RESF) dreamscape.

After numerous apologies from the zebra and the changeling. Plus the quiet and very generous financial tipping for the two assistants by Chrysalis; it was agreed by all that the event that...

The First Distillation

The Creator watched as final drop from the distillation test dripped into flask she was holding. With the accomplished the naga stoppered the end of the distilling vessel. Her metallic fingers and joints clicked softly as she raised the flask up first to the morning sunlight that was now filtering in through the clerestory window of her laboratory. A smile grew on her face ; the first feeding o...

Highland Cattle and French M1897 75mm studies

Some preliminary sketches for an upcoming commission, and yes the commission will have Highland Cattle Link and French M1897 75mm field guns Link, 2025-06-04 16:28:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Rise and Shine

It's a new day and Scootaloo needs to get ready to face it. This is a patron reward that I recently finished, and I imagine Scootaloo having the slimmest of the builds amongst the CMC.

So. You want a wish from me?

"Do you?"

This is a drawing I started at some point during my recent 10th Anniversary Picarto stream. This was also a drunken, NSFW stream, and by the time I started this drawing I was running entirely on autopilot and muscle memory because the line work is wwwaaaayyyy more rougher and scratchier than usual.

The Afterglow

The 2 individuals silently laid in bed together. The smoke of their lit cigarettes visibly drift up to bedroom ceiling. Frank extends a glistening black tentacle and gently stroked Rarity's mane and head. After taking another pull from their cigarette Rarity hears their voice in her head.

Tomorrow, is what your kind call the weekend. Do you have any plans made?

Rarity blew ...

You're a curious one

Sunlight drifted down into the ocean depths revealing a world of brilliantly colored reef fish and brightly colored corals.

Fluttershy opened her eyes. She was floating and slowly rotating above the reef. Tilting her head forward she looked Hickey the octopus in the eyes. She'd met the cephalopod a year so ago. 2025-06-02 17:58:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Fire Pole

The first drawing I started during last night's 10th anniversary, drunken, NSFW Picarto stream. As is now a tradition when I do a NSFW stream one of the drawings I did was pole dancing piece. Well this time Autumn Blaze took a twirl on the pole. I think AJ would approve of her performance. Once the earth pony stopped stutter...

Drunken 10th Anniversary Stream Tonight

Tonight 5/31/25 starting at 4:30pm (not 5:30pm) I'll be having 10th anniversary Picarto stream! 10 years ago I was able to leave my day job and become a freelance illustrator. Very much thanks to the support I've gotten on Patreon.

So tonight I'll be doing a drunken stream to thank you all of ...

The best part about wearing armor...

The wards at the fire base flickered in the night and temporarily dropped as the armored airship entered the air space above it. Then just as quickly they flashed back into existence. Ground crews directed the somewhat lumbering ship to one of the many landing pads that had been laid down at this remote base. The craft lit the pad with its spotlights as it was directed down by a ground crew wit...

Your Drink

Octavia stepped briskly into the room wearing a fetching maid's outfit. In one of her gloved hands rested a sterling silver tray with a martini glass sitting on it. With a smile on her face she spoke.

"Your drink!"

Patron reward for Octavia Melody. This is not the first time I've dr...

Popsicle Practice

Fluttershy opened her eyes to discover a young stallion staring very intently at her. With a somewhat surprised look on her face she slowly pulled the popsicle from her mouth. She licked her lips before speaking.

"Um. Uh! Sorry! Didn't mean to ignore you like that. Um, welcome to the Ponyville Animal Control an Shelter booth. Are you enjoying your time at the fair?"

She looked back ...

10th Anniversary Drunken Stream

This Saturday 5/31/25 starting 4:30pm Pacific (Not 5:30pm) I'll be celebrating 10 years of streaming on Picarto. Also the weekend will be a Drunken and NSFW stream. So join me for an evening of art, stories, and a huge D&D report. See you there!