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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of April 15

Hey folks, hope you had a great weekend. And hey, Happy US Tax Day, so, bend over, fellow Americans!

Anywho, to combat all the "thanks for spending my tax dollars like that" blues, we've got a HUGE week full of shows in the WHMu to help lighten the mood! Let's dig in:

First up on Tuesday, it's another al...

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BDD Mailbag Reject for May

Hi Folks,

It's that time again. Wherein you ask a brief, direct question below and we do our best to answer it in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to sign your question below with your name and where you're writing from.

Thanks!

Steve from Jersey City

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Box Office Poll for the Weekend of April 12

Hey gang, hope you had an okay week, but oh, Lordy, am I ever glad Friday is finally upon us!

We've been jamming a lot of production in the last couple weeks to get ahead of the game before our run of spring shows that starts in Atlanta in a couple weeks, so I am BEYOND ready to kick back this we...

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MELR0210 #72 - 90210's "Home and Away" & Melrose Place's "The Two Mrs. Mancinis"

MELR0210 #72 - 90210's "Home and Away" & Melrose Place's "The Two Mrs. Mancinis"

It's another trip back to sexy, sunny, 1990's Los Angeles on MELR0210!

First up, on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the completely obnoxious and misguided school-shooting episode, "Home and Away." Originally airing October 7, 1992, this episode has Brandon Walsh singlehandedly trying to solve racism in America, Sue Scanlon hardcore coming on...

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Once In A Lifetime #19 "Just What the Doctor Ordered"

Once In A Lifetime #19 "Just What the Doctor Ordered"

On this edition of Once In A Lifetime, we're chatting about the most recent—not final, most recent!—entry in the Stalked by My Doctor franchise, Just What the Doctor Ordered! In this Dr. Beck-starring sequel, our favorite maniac doctor does a brief stint as a Hider in the House, our protagonists move into a "fixer-upper" t...

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Episode #733: The Rookie (1990)

Episode #733: The Rookie (1990)

“Once again, it’s Clint Eastwood as a cop, so he is costing everyone millions of dollars.” - Chris

On this week’s We Hate Movies, our dumbest theme month yet, SHEENPRIL continues with a wild conversation on the totally outrageous Clint Eastwood movie, The Rookie! How hilariously inept is Raul Julia’s c...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of April 8

Hey gang! Hope you had a fantastic weekend, filled with film screenings, good food, and fabulous friends and family! We've got another big week in the WHMu, so let's take a gander at what's coming out over the next few days!

First up tomorrow, we continue the ridiculously-named SHEENPRIL theme month on We Hate Movies View Post

Box Office Poll for the Weekend of April 5

Hey gang, we've got a couple new genre films at the box office this weekend and they might just have enough juice to steal some tickets away from the kaiju festivities that will still be going strong into weekend number two for Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire!

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Too Old for This Shit # 1.2: X-Men '97's "Fire Made Flesh" & "Motendo/Lifedeath - Part 1"

Too Old for This Shit # 1.2: X-Men '97's "Fire Made Flesh" & "Motendo/Lifedeath - Part 1"

"Danger Room Liaisons... someone make a parody poster... with Magneto in place of Malkovich" - Eric

On this episode of Too Old for This Shit, we're chatting about X-Men '97's "Fire Made Flesh" and "Motendo/Lifedeath - Part 1"! Airing March 27 and April 3 of this year, these episode see our mutant X-Men friends battling...

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Episode #732: Wall Street (W❤️M)

Episode #732: Wall Street (W❤️M)

“To this day, as of right now, as the words are coming out of my mouth… I have no clue how the stock market works!” - Andrew

On this month’s patron-selected We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about the absolutely fantastic cautionary tale, yes, folks, a cautionary tale, Oliver Stone’s Wall Street View Post

Episode #731: Major League

Episode #731: Major League

“Yes! Bring me more of that sharp profanity!” - Andrew on the Major League script

On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off SHEENPRIL here on We Hate Movies with a chat about the beloved sports comedy, Major League! How bonkers is it that Tom Berenger’s Jake Taylor is straight-up stalking Ren...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of April 1

Hey y'all, we hope you had a stellar weekend! We caught up with some of you on today's On-Screen Live, but for everyone who missed the broadcast, here's what's happening in the WHMu this week:

First up tomorrow, we're officially kicking the stupidly-named Sheenpril month into high-gear as we drop a We...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: April 2024

Dispatch Eighty Five March 29, 2024

Greetings WHM Family!

That’s right, it’s finally here! Because NO ONE demanded it! It’s ….Sheenpril! A rainy month dedicated entirely to ...

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Box Office Poll for the Weekend of March 29

Hey gang, hope you all got your Monsterverse hats on, because we're heading back into it this weekend! That's right, after a month filled with war on Arrakis, pandas doing Kung Fu, nuns getting pregnant, and Ghostbusters finally moving back to New York, we have ourselves another slobber-knocker at the box office as Godzilla and King Kong tangle (and team up?) in the all-new Godzilla...

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The Nexus #91 "The Thaw" / "Those Old Scientists"

The Nexus #91 "The Thaw" / "Those Old Scientists"

This month on our Star Trek recap show, The Nexus, we're covering two episodes curated by our patrons!

First up, it's the Star Trek: Voyager episode, "The Thaw." Originally airing April 29, 1996, this episode has Harry Kim annoyingly practicing his clarinet in the cold open, Michael McKean playing a god-being-type evil ...

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Episode #730: Young Einstein

Episode #730: Young Einstein

“If you are not 100% always entertained by [Yahoo Serious] you are fucked for good with this movie!” - Chris

On this week’s episode, the 2024 Listener Request Month comes to a close with a discussion about the well-made (craft-wise), but incredibly stupid comedy, Young Einstein! How much of a banger is this soundtrack? How...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of March 25!

Hey folks, we hope you all had a fantastic weekend! We're back on the air today, nursing Ecto-Cooler hangovers from all the ghost-busting we did over the past few days! Here's what's happening on the WHMu Patreon this week:

First up tomorrow, we're bringing this year's Listener Request Month to a close on...

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Patreon Poll for the Weekend of March 22

Hey gang, well it's gonna be a WILD time at the movies this weekend as we see the release of yet another dreadful-looking Ghostbusters legacy sequel, along with a film that just may (if we're lucky?) revive the nunsploitation genre, so... hooray?!

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Too Old for This Shit # 1.1: "To Me, My X-Men" & "Mutant Liberation Begins"

Too Old for This Shit # 1.1: "To Me, My X-Men" & "Mutant Liberation Begins"

"Between the hair and the sleeveless [shirts]... is he living on the beach?" - Andrew on Magneto

On the first official episode of this inaugural season of Too Old for This Shit, we're kicking things off talking about the first two episodes of the all-new Marvel cartoon, X-Men '97! The two episodes discussed here are episode one,...

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BDD Mailbag Reject for April

Hi Folks,

It's that time again. Wherein you ask a brief, direct question below and we do our best to answer it in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to sign your question below with your name and where you're writing from.

Thanks!

Steve from Jersey City

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Animation Damnation: BraveStarr

Animation Damnation: BraveStarr

On this month's patron-curated episode of Animation Damnation, we're chatting about the ridiculous Filmation cartoon, BraveStarr! The episode in question, "The Taking of Thistledown 123," first aired back on September 16, 1987, and features some kind of disgusting half-ostrich/half-man creature, a hilarious talking pig wearing a Union Army uni...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #63 - Savage Opress

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #63 - Savage Opress

On this month's patron-selected Gleep Glossary entry, we're chatting about Darth Maul's loser brother, Savage Opress! In this entry, valiantly written by our fearless leader, Eric, we learn all about this horn-headed guy, like how he loved kicking back with an ice cold Cerveza Cristal after work; or how, as a teenager, he interned at the Cerveza Crista...

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Episode #729: Rollerball (2002)

Episode #729: Rollerball (2002)

“He’s one of the worst to ever do it, folks…” - Steve on Chris Klein

On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the terrible, hatchet job remake, Rollerball! Why do studios put so much trust in dumbass test screenings? Why did McTiernan think getting all the social commentary out of this remake was a smart idea? Why were they banking so har...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of March 18!

Hey everybody! Hope you had a solid weekend— if you happened to get in on some St. Patrick's Day imbibing, hopefully you're not feeling it today! We've got yet another JAM. PACKED. week in the WHMu, so let's check it out:

Tomorrow we're releasing another We Hate Movies episode in this year's View Post

Patreon Poll for the Weekend of March 15

Oh, my was this a long week, y'all! So stoked to finally be at Friday, for sure. Hey, so this weekend at the movies, we gotta stay prayed up, because Mark Wahlberg is back in theaters and this time he's bringing a canine companion with him!

That's right, this weekend sees the opening of Mark Wahlberg's feel-good dog movie, Arthur the King! The film is di...

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Too Old for This Shit # 1.0: "Night of the Sentinels Parts 1 & 2"

Too Old for This Shit # 1.0: "Night of the Sentinels Parts 1 & 2"

“Wolverine’s the best Canadian fictional character of all time, probably?” - Eric

On this preview episode of our new show, Too Old for This Shit, we’re chatting about the two-part pilot of X-Men ’92, “Night of the Sentinels.” Originally airing on October 31 and November 7, 1992, this episode sees Jubilee move in wi...

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MELR0210 #71 - 90210's "Highwire" & Melrose Place's "Love, Mancini Style"

MELR0210 #71 - 90210's "Highwire" & Melrose Place's "Love, Mancini Style"

It's the March edition of our TV recap flashback show, let's head back to sexy, sunny 1990's Los Angeles on MELR0210

First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, we're chatting about the outrageous episode, "Highwire"! Originally airing on September 23, 1992, this episode has David Silver accidentally creeping on Kelly in th...

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Rebel Moonmentary - Part 1: A Child of Fire

Rebel Moonmentary - Part 1: A Child of Fire

“Motherworld’s Dominion? I thought they closed that place down” - Eric

On our first commentary of the year, we’re talking over Zack Snyder’s Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire! How glum does this movie get? Is there anything else to this color palette besides piss yellow? Why did this whole movie have to be getting a team together— slowly...

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Episode #728: Indecent Proposal

Episode #728: Indecent Proposal

“Ooo, yeah, throw a plate at me, Demi Moore!” - Eric

On this week’s episode, the 2024 Listener Request Month continues with a convo all about the absolute trash-fest that is, Indecent Proposal! Why don’t we see the Moore/Redford sex scene? Why are we doing that flashback with Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore, using a bad wig and braces respectively...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of March 11!

Hey gang, we've got a MASSIVE lineup of shows here in the WHMU this week, so let's get right to it! 

First up, on Tuesday, Listener Request Month continues on We Hate Movies and we're chatting about the absolutely reprehensible sex drama, Indecent Proposal! And you can catch this episode View Post