“Like most motion pictures, this needed way more Reginald VelJohnson” - Andrew
On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the high body count/low IQ, Christmas-set sequel, Die Hard 2! Why couldn’t they have developed a script where now-LAPD detective John McClane has some adventure on the streets of Los Angeles instead of a boring D.C. airport? How amazingly ...
2023-12-05 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Dispatch Eighty One December 1, 2023
Greetings WHM Family!
We did it! We just put out what many people are saying is the biggest month of WHM shows, EVER...
2023-12-01 15:27:00 +0000 UTC View Post
“Just imagine like, to distract someone, you send a police car careening through your own house!” - Eric
On this month’s patrons-only W❤️M we’re talking about one of the all-time greats, the Christmas action comedy, Lethal Weapon! Has there been a movie duo with faster chemistry than Riggs and Murtaugh? Why are we giving Rodge a birthday cake while he’s in ...
2023-12-01 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
“If ever you needed a showcase for the brilliance of Michael Keaton, you just need to show various clips of this performance” - Andrew
On this week’s episode, We ❤️ Movies month wraps up with a convo about one of our absolute faves, Beetlejuice! How incredible is Michael Keaton in this movie? How cool is all the stop motion weirdness? Is this Tim Burton’s bes...
2023-11-28 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of our Star Wars sideshow, we're joined by Thrawn scholar, and Eric's wife, Amy, to chat about the big blue baddie himself, GRAND ADMIRAL THRAWN!
Was Thrawn's appearance on Ahsoka the biggest missed opportunity in recent Star Wars entertainment? How fabulous are those Timothy Zahn books featuring our blue boy? Does his shoehorned presence in Ahsoka 2023-11-23 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Folks,
It's that time again. Wherein you ask a brief, direct question below and we do our best to answer it in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to sign your question below with your name and where you're writing from.
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Steve from Jersey City
2023-11-21 15:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post
“He looks like a 1980’s standup comedian!” - Andrew on Deckard’s clothing
On this week’s episode, W❤️M month takes us to 2019 Los Angeles to chat about Royal Rid’s magnificent science fiction classic, Blade Runner! How stunning is the confidence of this film? Was Rutger Hauer ever better in a role? Is there a weirder coat in cinema than the one James Hong...
2023-11-21 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's special edition of The Nexus, we're chatting about the totally great and completely underrated Star Trek III: The Search for Spock!
Is there any question that this is the best movie Leonard Nimoy ever directed? How great is Christopher Lloyd, also serving as the villain on this month's Animation Damnation btw, playing the dastardly Klingon, Kruge? How freque...
2023-11-17 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's super-sized, feature-length edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the absolute masterpiece, Who Framed Roger Rabbit!
Does this movie even have a chance of succeeding without the brilliance and total commitment of the legendary Bob Hoskins? Isn't it great to go back to a time when people actually took their time and put some rea...
2023-11-16 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
“I, in my home, right now, have a bat from the movie Batman Begins” - Steve
On this week’s episode, W❤️M month continues as we chat about Chris Nolan’s fabulous comic book adaptation, Batman Begins! Has there been a softer Little Boy Bruce Wayne in cinema? Why couldn’t they have put a little more spirit gum on Liam Neeson’s goatee at the...
2023-11-14 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our sexy, sunny, flashback to 1990's Los Angeles (and Paris) on MELR0210!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it is, blissfully, the final trip to Paris as we talk about "Shooting Star/American in Paris," which originally aired on August 12, 1992, this episode has Dean Cain playing a top-tier himbo, Brenda doing a dreadful French accent, Saint Brandon trying to get a lit...
2023-11-09 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
“This is one of those movies I wish I could’ve seen opening night in 1960” - Eric
On this week’s episode, We ❤️ Movies Month kicks off with a total banger as the guys discuss the prequel to Psycho II, Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho! How great is this Bernard Herrmann score? Is Marion eating a cheese and mayonnaise sandwich? Would the f...
2023-11-07 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
“The whole visual experience is mind-numbing!” - Chris
On this month’s patrons-only We Hate Movies episode, the guys are chatting about the total misfire of a YA adaptation, The Hunger Games! Couldn’t they have tossed in just a little more violence? Why are we doing faux-doc shaky cam? Couldn’t we have some continuity with this produc...
2023-11-02 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Dispatch Eighty October 31st, 2023
Greetings WHM Family!
This year is FLYING BY! We just wrapped up our annual Spooktacular and all of a sudden the leaves are changing, there’s a cold snap in t...
“It is ugly as sin, this amulet… it better protect you from evil, otherwise…” Chris
On the final Spooktacular episode of 2023, the guys bring on their beloved bud, Ben Worcester to chat about the unfairly maligned Satanic Panic picture, The Devil’s Rain! Why couldn’t they have Ernest Borgnine in a Hawaiian shirt here at some point? Was this film’s makeup th...
2023-10-31 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
On the goopiest, sloppiest commentary yet, the guys grin and bear it through Brian Yuzna’s Society! Shouldn't that psychiatrist have dressed in something more professional than a velour jumpsuit? Didn’t that cop have a point about the accident scene contamination? What message was that kid trying to send with the blow-up doll? And should Steve have eaten that roast beef sandwich be...
2023-10-27 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey gang, do you have a question for tonight's AFTER PARTY that we're doing immediately following our Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter live show? Drop your Q below in the comments and we might read it on the air during the show! See you at 9pm/et this evening! Get your tix if you haven't yet!
2023-10-26 21:29:34 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's trip into the Nexus, we're chatting about two pretty solid eps of Trek!
First up on TOS, it's the Scott-tastic episode, "The Lights of Zetar," which originally aired back on January 31, 1969. This episode features known woman-killer, Montgomery Scott, falling in love with another potential victim; a couple of ladies eerily uttering guttural noises li...
2023-10-26 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon Friends,
Are you ready to get the CORKSCRAWWW and watch some hapless teens get hucked through verious windows? You better be, because tomorrow night at 9pm EST Andrew, Chris, Eric and Steve are going to be broadcasting a LIVE SHOW on Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, and it...
Hi Folks,
It's that time again. Wherein you ask a brief, direct question below and we do our best to answer it in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to sign your question below with your name and where you're writing from.
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Steve from Jersey City
2023-10-25 14:07:33 +0000 UTC View Post
“We need to institute the Purge so Tom Six can finally release The Onania Club!” - Steve
On this week’s show, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular continues with an episode on the half-baked horror sensation that started it all, The Purge! Why couldn’t they figure out some way to get the movie out of this house for a few scenes? Does this film universe presup...
2023-10-24 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It's another wild trip through sunny, sexy 1990's Los Angeles (with some Paris in there too)!
First up, on another bifurcated episode of Beverly Hills, 90210, it's "Sex, Lies and Volleyball / Photo Fini," which originally aired August 5th, 1992, and still has Brenda and Donna stuck in Paris where this time Donna almost gets sold into a Taken-esque modeling situation, mea...
2023-10-20 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the guys learn all about an actual space witch, Gethzerion!
Do these witches actually cast spells or are they just using the Force? What was with all that selective breeding talk? Was Gethzerion from a planet of teetotalers? Should they make a Dinosaurs-esque Rancor show on Disney+? And did George Lucas create space witches i...
2023-10-19 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
“[Pumpkinhead is] not a major player when you’re dealing out October recommendations…I would argue, maybe it should be?” - Andrew
On this week’s episode, the Halloween Spooktacular continues as the guys talk about the totally kick-ass Lance Henriksen horror vehicle, Pumpkinhead! How great is this big, Stan Winston Workshop-created, monster suit? How ba...
2023-10-17 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
On this episode of our cartoon chat show, Animation Damnation, we're talking about the totally fun Halloween-themed South Park episode, "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"!
Originally airing October 27th, 1999, this episode has Cartman getting psyched for Christmas before Halloween even happens, Korn performing a fantastic Scooby-Doo parody, Kenny dressing up as ED-209 ...
2023-10-13 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
“One of the worst things you could say to a priest is that their mother is in Hell!” - Andrew
On this month’s SPOOKTACULAR We ❤️ Movies episode, the guys are chatting about the terrifying, stone-cold classic, William Friedkin’s The Exorcist! How amazingly eerie is the vibe throughout this entire film? Should Georgetown put a guardrail at the...
2023-10-12 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
“And [Daniel Stern] plays Max Grabelski, which is finally some decent Polish representation!” - Eric
This week on the show, the gang celebrates 700 EPISODES by chatting about the outrageous not-for-kids kids’ comedy, Bushwhacked! Who among us didn’t have Daniel Stern Fever in the early 90s? Would this movie have been any better as a Marv spin-off adventu...
2023-10-10 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of our Lifetime Movie chat show, we're talking about the spooky (and stupid) killer doll film, Killer Under the Bed! Can Kristy Swanson be that successful of a dentist if her office is located in a strip mall, stuck between a Chinese restaurant and a Radioshack? How over-the-top nashty is this Tina villain? Was Barbie supposed to have more lines? And why in the...
2023-10-05 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
“If it’s Exorcist: The Beginning… let’s get some background on Pazuzu! What’s he up to? What was his deal?” - Steve
On this episode, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular continues with a convo about the stunningly terrible prequel Exorcist: The Beginning! How bad are all these CGI landscapes? Why did they think an Exorcist film needed so many ext...
2023-10-03 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Beloved Patrons,
You get to to hear it first! We’ll be doing a FULL LENGTH EPISODE on Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter on Thursday, October 26th! This is going to be a kick-ass streaming experience wherein you get to watch us do a FULL Episode on one of the best movies in the <...
2023-10-02 20:27:15 +0000 UTC View Post