On this installment of our Lifetime Movie re-cap journey, we're taking a break from the big L network and heading to Netflix for a discussion about the cheesy, ridiculous film, A Christmas Prince!
How embarrassing is this cartoon father character? How hilarious is it whenever these movies make up a fake European country? Why does Aldovia conduct all their official monarchy ...
2022-12-22 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
On our monthly cartoon recap show, we're getting into the Christmas spirit by chatting about the completely abysmal An Elf's Story: The Elf on the Shelf!
How creatively bankrupt is this nonsense? What were they thinking airing this cheap crap on CBS? How little story did they have on their hands that they needed to cram four full-length songs into a 26-minute cartoon? And w...
2022-12-21 16:29:57 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for another time jump back to sexy 1990's Los Angeles on MELR0210!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the baby-crazed, Valentine's Day-themed episode, "Baby Makes Five." First airing February 13th, 1992, this episode has Brenda being absolutely obnoxious about Dylan's Valentine's Day surprise, Nat taking children to gamble on horses at the track, and ...
2022-12-15 16:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, the guys are chatting about the Arnold-does-Bond spy thriller, True Lies! How great is Tom Arnold in this movie? Did they honestly think they could get away with portraying Jamie Lee as some frumpy goblin? Why couldn’t there be a little more Charlton Heston as this dime store Nick Fury character? And did we really need the final 20 minutes ...
2022-12-08 20:19:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Dispatch Seventy December 2nd, 2022
2022-12-02 17:21:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey Folks,
It's that time again, wherein we solicit short, direct questions from you folks for us to answer in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch. Please ask below and we'll pick one and answer it!
To be considered you *must* sign your post with your name and where you're writing from (like I do below).
Thanks!
Steve from Jersey City
2022-11-27 19:47:18 +0000 UTC View Post
On this SUPER-SIZED edition of our Stars Wars Gleep Glossary, the guys learn all about literally the most famous Wookie of all time, Chewbacca!
What kind of a husband and father was Chewbacca at the end of the day? Should that Han Life Debt have extended to Solo's children as well? Do Wookies shun indoor plumbing? Why did a whole moon have to fall on Chewie? And was there a...
2022-11-25 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our monthly trip back to sexy 1990's Los Angeles!
On Beverly Hills, 90210, the gang is learning all about the importance of wrapping it up on "Everybody's Talking 'Bout It"! First airing back on February 6, 1992, this episode has Donna making some very good points, David Silver trying to get laid, Mel Silver also definitely getting laid, Brandon being an awful human...
2022-11-24 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
This month, on the patrons-only We HATE Movies selection, the guys are flipping the script to present an episode on the Rotten Rid extravaganza, Hannibal! Why doesn’t Lecter chow down on a single person in this “bigger and better” sequel? Couldn’t they have found anyone more appropriate to direct the film? And why not give us a little more with these Sardinian pig guys? PLUS: M...
2022-11-17 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
On this very special WLM edition of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about the most overlooked and under-watched Trek film, Star Trek: The Motion Picture!
How amazingly (and eagerly) does Kirk totally screw over that turd, Captain Decker? Would Lieutenant Commander Sonak still be alive if Kirk hadn't bogarted the transporter controls and just let ...
2022-11-10 15:19:34 +0000 UTC View Post
On this very special We Love Movies edition of AD, the gang welcomes Steve's wife, Jenn K. to the program to chat about one of the all-time great stop-motion films, The Nightmare Before Christmas! How incredible is all the production design in here? Can we all agree that Danny Elfman is one of the greatest to ever do it? And couldn't we have checked in on some of those other h...
2022-11-03 13:43:42 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the next edition of our fantastic voyage into Star Trek history on The Nexus!
First up on TOS, it's the pretty decent, but whacky episode, "The Tholian Web." Originally airing back on November 15, 1968, this episode has the Enterprise crew trying to figure out what happened to the crew of the Defiant, tons of dead bodies strewn about the Defiant set, ...
2022-10-28 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our monthly trip back to sexy 1990's Los Angeles!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the roid-ed out episode, "A Competitive Edge"! Originally airing back on January 23, 1992, this episode features Brandon going undercover for the Blaze to bust a steroid scandal on the track team, Steve Sanders doping and freaking out on Brandon at the Peach Pit, and Brenda almost ...
2022-10-27 11:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of our Stars Wars Gleep Glossary, the guys learn all about famed cantina vaper, Dannik Jerriko!
Getting back to the show's roots, back to the Mos Eisley cantina where this all started, the guys find out Dannik Jerriko was one of the barfly patrons in the cantina who was also some kind of space vampire, was ugly as sin, had some weird tentacles coming out of ...
2022-10-26 11:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
On this spooktacular commentary track, the guys are talking over the film that got the ball rolling on one of the biggest franchises in horror history, Friday the 13th (1980)!
On the track, they are screening the UNCUT version, so make sure if you're watching along that you've got the right cut playing! This way you get to watch all the wild stuff the guys did, like Kevin B...
2022-10-21 15:53:39 +0000 UTC View PostHey Folks,
It's that time again, wherein you ask us a short, direct question below and we choose one to answer in next months' Big Daddy Dispatch! Fire away below, but please remember to sign your name and where you're writing in from to be considered!
Thanks!
Steve from Jersey City
2022-10-21 15:03:42 +0000 UTC View Post
On this spooktacular edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are talking about the whacky, gross, and still pretty entertaining pilot for the Nickelodeon classic, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters!
The first outing for these disgusting, but lovable monsters, entitled "The Switching Hour," originally aired during a spooky block of Nickelodeon programming the night of October ...
2022-10-20 14:17:27 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of On-Screen LIVE, the guys are chatting about their final week of coverage for the 60th New York Film Festival. After three weeks, and several ass-numbing screening hours, they're delighted to rattle on about films like Decision to Leave, Women Talking, Armageddon Time, Personality Crisis: One Night Only, and more, including closing night selection The Ins...
2022-10-16 23:50:48 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of our Lifetime movie re-cap adventure, we're talking about the surprisingly violent The Sitter!
Just in time for the spooky season, we're talking about this fairly thrilling made-for-TV tale about a crazed lunatic who pretends to be a wholesome au pair! This movie features a ton of violence, Keith from Melrose Place, several backyard BBQ s...
2022-10-13 15:17:57 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of On-Screen LIVE, the guys are talking about several more films playing in the 60th New York Film Festival including Todd Field's TÁR, Charlotte Wells's Aftersun, Jerzy Skolimowski's EO, Chris Smith's "SR.", Laura Poitras's All the Beauty and the Bloodshed, and more! Plus, some new-to-streaming recs and some additional sata...
2022-10-10 00:43:31 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's spooktacular WLM, the guys are chatting about one of their all-time faves, John Carpenter's OG Halloween! How drunkenly annoying is Loomis to anyone and everyone he encounters in the film? How much butter did Annie spill on her shirt to necessitate doing laundry? And how many of these Haddonfield parents are out getting shitfaced at Halloween parties? PLUS: Mic...
2022-10-06 04:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of On-Screen LIVE, the guys are chatting about some of the films they've screened ahead of the 60th edition of the New York Film Festival, which kicked off last Friday here in the city. Films covered on this ep include Claire Denis's Stars at Noon, Marie Kreutzer's Corsage, Kelly Reichardt's Showing Up, Luca Guadagnino's Bones and All...
2022-10-02 22:48:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Dispatch Sixty Eight, October 2nd, 2022
2022-10-02 19:18:24 +0000 UTC
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It's our monthly trip into that giant, magical, Star Trek ribbon, The Nexus!
First up on TOS, we're talking about the unfortunately titled, "For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky"! Originally airing back on November 8, 1968, this episode has Bones getting a literal death sentence, Kirk and Spock shocked that a lady is romantically interested i...
2022-09-29 20:12:50 +0000 UTC View PostHey Friends,
It's that time again, where you write us a short, direct question in the comments below and we answer one in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Since we're about to enter the most wonderful time of the year, our beloved Spooktacular, please make your question pertain to October/Horror/Spooky things.
Also, as ever, YOU NEED TO SIGN YOUR COMMENT WITH A NAME AND A ...
On this edition of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys all about Weequay, a race of folks most famously known for dying on Jabba's sand barge disaster! Some Weequay were wrapped up with Jabba, hanging around the palace not doing much, but others pop up around the galaxy in places like behind the bar in The Mandalorian! The Weequay were a feared race throughout th...
2022-09-16 15:28:55 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our monthly time warp back to the sun-soaked glory of Los Angeles in the early 1990s!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the sports-centric episode, "Fire and Ice"! Originally airing back on January 9, 1992, this episode features the guys (minus super-short David Silver) hilariously playing hockey, Brenda's shitty boss stealing commissions from her, Cindy doing som...
2022-09-15 14:27:08 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys have a wild conversation about an abysmal episode of Disney's TailSpin!
Originally airing back on October 16, 1990, the episode in question, "Last Horizons," features some truly awful stuff like panda characters with "Fu Manchu" mustaches, Baloo definitely flying drunk and being verbally abusive while intoxicated, a ton...
2022-09-08 14:27:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Dispatch Sixty Eight, September 2nd, 2022
Greetings WHM Family!
Season 13 is happening this coming TUESDAY! You are going to love this...
On this month’s WLM, the gang is chatting about the fantastic second installment of one of the greatest film trilogies of all time, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers!
In the extended edition, how hilarious are all the additional Christopher Lee puttering around his house scenes? Has Ian McKellen been any better than his transformation from Gandalf the Gray to Gandalf the ...