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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #37 - Dengar

On this month's entry in the Gleep Glossary, the gang learns all about famed bounty hunter, Dengar! Did Dengar's street racing cred make him sort of like the Corellian James Dean? Did he dodge being on Jabba's sail barge because he was hungover? And what is going on with that diaper on his head? 

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to hono...

Mailbag Reject for February's BDD

Hey Friends,

It's that time again: Where you ask us a short, direct question and we answer it in the next Big Daddy Dispatch! To be considered please comment below and SIGN your comment with your name and where you're writing from (see the end of this post for an example).

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The Podcast of Boba Fett #4 - "The Gathering Storm"

On this episode of The Podcast of Boba Fett, the guys are chit-chatting about the latest getting-their-ducks-in-a-row, table-setting episode, "The Gathering Storm." Written by the Favs and directed by Kevin Tancharoen, this episode has Boba Fett creating more jobs in Mos Espa, a pretty sweet Wookiee-started bar brawl, and Fennec Shand getting some robot guts installed! PLUS: Joe Biden,...

Episode 589 - Dune (2021)

On this month's WLM, the guys are talking about one of the absolute best cinematic spectacles from last year, Denis Villeneuve's Dune! How incredible is the production design all over this thing? Does Paul have the hots for his mom? How absolutely boss is this score? And who among us wouldn't take that Harkonnen oil dip? PLUS: Duncan Idaho has a wild time at his sister's weddi...

The Podcast of Boba Fett #3 - "The Streets of Mos Espa"

On this episode of The Podcast of Boba Fett, the fellas are chatting about chapter three, "The Streets of Mos Espa"! This ep was written by The Favs and directed by Robert Rodriguez, and, well, it's still a show on Disney+! How rad was that knock-down, drag-out fight with that Wookiee? Did that vicious gang kill all his Tuskan Raider friends? And how rad was it to get those tw...

MELR0210 #45 - 90210's "Necessity Is a Mother" & Melrose Place's "Carpe Diem"

It's our monthly trip back to the sexy, SoCal 90s! 

First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's a total Banger Alert with "Necessity Is a Mother"! Originally airing September 26, 1991, this episode has Jim Walsh considering a threesome with Cindy and Dylan's mom, Donna becoming a stock market genius, and Dylan getting his ass kicked by a scuzzy pool shark!

Then, up the road...

Mortal Kombat (2021) Live Tonight!

Hey Gang! 

We just wanted to let you know that tonight at 8pm EST there will be a very special VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW on one of the worst of 2021: Mortal Kombat! It's going to be a blast and will be available to stream until 11:59pm EST on January 21st via On Location Live! We did a handful o...

Animation Damnation - Little Ellen

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally dreadful animated "please still love me, adoring public!" attempt, Little Ellen! The two tiny episodes in question, "Best Laid Plans" and "NOLA Confidential," which originally aired on September 13, 2021 and October 14, 2021 respectively, feature a pint-sized version of America's favorite daytime TV h...

The Podcast of Boba Fett #2 - "The Tribes of Tatooine"

On this edition of The Podcast of Boba Fett, the guys are chatting about chapter two, "The Tribes of Tatooine." This episode was once again written by the Favs and directed by Steph Green and thankfully, things are looking up! How great was it to see Dave Pasquesi already back in episode two? Where are those Gamorrean pig guards working out? And how rad was that great train robbery seq...

Big Daddy Dispatch: January 2022

Dispatch Sixty One, January 2nd, 2022



Happy New Year, WHM Family!

And that my friends is the end of another long, dark year of the world at large, but a very fun and productive year here in the We Hate Movies-a-verse! We feel lucky that we were able to go...

The Podcast of Boba Fett #1 - "Stranger in a Strange Land"

On the premiere of our new Star Wars recap show, The Podcast of Boba Fett, we're chatting about the mostly underwhelming debut episode of the latest trip into the galaxy far, far away, The Book of Boba Fett! Why did they have to have all the flashbacks instead of some nice, chronological storytelling? What was with all the bad prop sand? Are we really going to see one...

American Moviementary

On their final commentary of the year, the gang is chatting over the wildly entertaining and totally outrageous documentary, American Movie! How admirable is Mark's refusal to quit on his many, life-crushing projects? How uncomfortable is it taking an old person to the bank? Everyone's Thanksgivings are like this one, right? And can we get Mike's score put out on vinyl, Mondo? What's t...

The Nexus #64 - Star Trek: Generations

On this special edition of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about a fabulous (and kind-of under-watched) Trek film, 1994's Star Trek: Generations! What's with all the cosplay nonsense up front? How great is Malcolm McDowell in this movie? And who among us hasn't shed a tear when Data finds Spot safe in the wreckage at the end? PLUS: Does Alan Ruck watch his action scenes in th...

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #36 - Obi-Wan Kenobi

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, the gang learns about the all-time Star Wars G.O.A.T., Obi-Wan Kenobi! How much did this guy love being a Force Ghost? Just popping up in front of anyone who would listen. How rad was it that Obi-Wan was LIFELONG friends with Bail Organa—until, ya know, his planet exploded? And yeah, he did it was so he could keep an eye on Luke, but wow...

Animation Damnation - Toy Story

On this month's very special WLM-influenced AD, the gang is chatting about the legendary Pixar classic, Toy Story! What on Earth was with the decision to add all the Randy Newman tunes? Isn't it wild how great renowned jerk, Tim Allen is in this movie? And how quaint is it to see a Pixar movie that's just kind of a small, workplace comedy and not a massive, bloated adventure s...

Mailbag Reject: BDD For December

Hey Friends,

It's that time again...where you ask us a direct, short question and we answer it (humorously) in the next Big Daddy Dispatch.

Please ask in the comments below and sign your comment with where you're writing from and what your name is. 

Thanks!

Steve from Jersey City 

MELR0210 #44 - 90210's "Ashes to Ashes" & Melrose Place's "Pas de Trois"

It's our monthly trip back to glorious L.A. in the '90s! 

First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's about as cringe as it gets with "Ashes to Ashes"! Originally airing September 19, 1991, this episode perfectly exemplifies why a show like this should never attempt to half-assedly address American race relations as Brandon befriends a Black family who owns a popcorn empire, Jim ...

Episode 583 - Alien

On this month's bonus WLM, the guys are chatting about Ridley Scott's 1979 sci-fi/horror masterpiece, Alien! How fantastic is it to watch a movie with this much precision set work, starring a bunch of sweaty, salt-of-the-earth actors? How cool is Tom Skerritt's Bleep-Bloop room? Has Sigourney Weaver ever been better? Are they wearing that same diaper throughout the whole cryo-...

Once In A Lifetime #5 "Merry In-Laws"

On this very special holiday edition of Once In A Lifetime, the gang is chatting about the absolutely horrendous Christmas film, Merry In-Laws! How awful is this poor girl's father, what with all the surveillance and creepy meddling? Does Alex even want to marry Peter Claus in the first place? And how many different drugs can Mrs. Claus be on at one time? PLUS: Does this Georg...

Big Daddy Dispatch: December 2021

Dispatch Sixty, December 5th, 2021

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The Nexus #63 - "Assignment: Earth" / "The Price"

On this month's journey into The Nexus, the guys are chatting about two more solid eps of Trek! 

First up on TOS, it's the season two finale, and embarrassingly obvious backdoor pilot, "Assignment: Earth"! Originally airing March 29, 1968, this episode left us wondering if an actual Gary Seven show have even been watchable? How great is it whenever the Enterpris...