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Big Daddy Dispatch: September 2020

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The KoЯnkast

The KoЯnkast

On this very special patrons-only presentation, the gang spends close to two hours deconstructing every single track from KoЯn's breakthrough 1998 record, Follow the Leader! Come for the chunky guitars, stay for the trips down the KoЯn Wikipedia Rabbit Hole, discussions about the gang's various relationships to Nü Metal, Andrew interrogating Chris over whether he owned a KoЯn t-shi...

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From the Vault: Trekmentary: Nemesis

From the Vault: Trekmentary: Nemesis

This month, as an added bonus to our Belushi-tier patrons, we're digging up an oldie as we re-release our sync-able commentary track—the second one we ever tried to record!—for the abhorrent sci-fi failure, Star Trek: Nemesis! Why couldn't they just write Lore again instead of B-4? What's the Riker chest hair level at here? And really, a Picard clone? PLUS: This commentary was reco...

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The Nexus #48 - "Obsession" / "Samaritan Snare"

The Nexus #48 - "Obsession" / "Samaritan Snare"

On this month's journey into The Nexus, the gang chats about two incredibly different episodes of the beloved Star Trek franchise!

First on The Original Series, the episode in question is "Obsession," which originally aired December 15, 1967. This episode is Star Trek doing Moby Dick as Kirk searches for ::checks notes:: a big cloud? This epi...

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Episode 501 - Superman

Episode 501 - Superman

On this month's exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang keeps the Superman party going as they chat about the original classic, Superman! How fantastic are Christopher Reeve's TWO completely different and distinct performances in this film? How ridiculous are Hackman's wigs? And could this John Williams score be any more perfect? PLUS: Nick Nolte as Superman? It almost happ...

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Big Daddy Dispatch Question: September 2020

Hey Folks,


Somehow it's that time again: its time to shake you down for a question for us to answer in this month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Here's the prompt:

As we just dropped our 500th Episode (or part one of it, anyway, Part 2 is out this Thursday!) what would be a good retrospective/reflective question for the the gang? Please keep it brief and direct and PLEASE, sign wi...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #20 - Jar Jar Binks

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #20 - Jar Jar Binks

On this month's very special edition of the Gleep Glossary, the gang is chatting about one of the all-time greats, everyone's favorite Gungan—Jar Jar Binks! How many jobs has Jar Jar washed out of? How much of Phantom Menace's problem is Jar Jar's fault? And was Jar Jar really based on Goofy? PLUS: Wow, George Lucas really started  sleeping on some of these character bi...

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December Nexus WLM Episode Poll

Hey Folks,


As you may or may not know, every December for We Love Movies Month we do a BONUS sized episode of the Nexus covering a Star Trek movie we dig, and this year will be no different. There's so many left, we need your help to figure out what we're gonna do! Please vote below to let us know what you want to hear this December! All votes need to be in by Monday, August 17...

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BDD: SCHEDULING UPDATE AUG 2020

SCHEDULING UPDATE: AUGUST 2020


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Animation Damnation - "Inspector Gadget"

Animation Damnation - "Inspector Gadget"

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about a completely ridiculous episode of the dimwitted cartoon sensation, Inspector Gadget! The episode covered this month, "Monster Lake," originally aired September 13th, 1983 and features Gadget driving his car straight off a cliff, nearly killing several people, including his own family; Scottish people portrayed as...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: August 2020

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The Nexus #47 - "The Deadly Years" / "Q Who"

The Nexus #47 - "The Deadly Years" / "Q Who"

On this month's edition of The Nexus, the gang deems it a no-contest win for TNG as they cover two Trek 'sodes—one hilarious, one historic! 

First on TOS, it's the age-make-up-tastic "The Deadly Years." Originally airing December 8, 1967, this episode features Chekhov getting spooked by a dead body; Kirk, Bones, Spock, Scotty, and some nobodies aging rapi...

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Promo Code for Tonight's "Addams Famly Values" Show!

UPDATE: Hey gang! Here is the promo code for tonight's Addams Family Values screening! Just a reminder, this is first come, first served and there are limited uses for the code, so get clicking! PROMO CODE: WHM75 (case sensitive!) 

Hey there, loyal Patreon subscribers! 

The good ...

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From the Vault: Sucker Punchmentary

From the Vault: Sucker Punchmentary

On a special From the Vault release, it's the WHM flashback commentary track, Sucker Punchmentary! Was Zack Snyder really saying something here or is it all just a pile of soggy towels? How about Oscar Isaac's period-inappropriate haircut? Could these cover songs be any worse? And how about that awful, awful soundtrack? PLUS: Listen in real time as Andrew expe...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #19 - Bib Fortuna

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #19 - Bib Fortuna

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys all about Jabba's... aaaaaaah..... numba one guuuuuuuuy, Bib Fortuna! How did this fella get this cool job with Jabba? Was he literally hated by everyone in the galaxy due to his rotten personality? And can we get a NC-17 episode of The Mandalorian already? PLUS: The source material for this story is terribly, ...

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Question for the BIG DADDY DISPATCH: AUGUST EDITION

Hey Folks! 

You know the drill, please leave a brief, direct question to the WHM Gang for August's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please sign the post with your name (as you'd like it to appear) and where you're writing from to be considered.


Oh, and you don't need to ask, what's your 500th episode gonna be? Cuz you're gonna find out when the Dispatch Posts in Early August!

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Episode 495 - Raiders of the Lost Ark

Episode 495 - Raiders of the Lost Ark

On this month's exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang gets together (virtually) to chat about one of their all-time faves, Raiders of the Lost Ark! Why couldn't they get a better Alfred Molina dummy? Did Lucas slide in a jab at William Hootkins with that character name? How bad-ass is Marion Ravenwood? And how come there aren't any .gifs of Dietrich's head exploding? PLUS...

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Animation Damnation - The Mask

Animation Damnation - The Mask

This month on AD, the guys are chatting about the absolutely abhorrent cartoon adaptation, The Mask! The episode in question, "Mr. Mask Goes to Washington," originally aired September 24th, 1996 and features The Mask getting obsessed over crab tacos, saving the President's life, tangling with secret service agents, and illegally invading a fake South American country! PLUS: Th...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: July 2020


Dispatch Forty Four, July 6th, 2020


Hello WHM Famil...

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A Side Order of Sleaze - Basket Case

A Side Order of Sleaze - Basket Case

On this month's exclusive Sleaze the gang is chatting about the beloved 1980's Sleazy NYC Indie Horror—Basket Case! Why did Duane choose a huge, wicker basket over, say, a gym bag? Had anyone in this film acted before stepping onto set? And what legit New Yorker would ever recommend a tourist actually visit the Statue of Liberty? PLUS: Andrew and Steve's bizarre con...

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The Nexus #46 - "Friday's Child" / "Pen Pals"

The Nexus #46 - "Friday's Child" / "Pen Pals"

On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang is chatting about two pretty different episodes of Trek!

First up on TOS, it's the action-packed episode, "Friday's Child"! Originally airing December 1st, 1967, this episode features Scotty taking command of the Enterprise, Kirk and Spock stockpiling bows and arrows, and Bones helping Catwoman give birth!
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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #18 - Salacious B. Crumb

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #18 - Salacious B. Crumb

On this month's journey into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys the tale of one of the grossest puppets in the galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb! So just how stupid was Salacious? What was it like being Jabba's court jester? And how many spelling errors does this book have? PLUS: Salacious B. Crumb hits the intergalactic comedy club circuit!

WHM is donating 100% of ou...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: Question for July

Hey Friends!


It's that time of the month, where you submit a question below and we pick one of them to answer in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch. 


Please submit a brief question below followed by who you are and where you are writing from to be considered.


Thanks!

Steve


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Animation Damnation - Scooby Doo, Where Are You?

Animation Damnation - Scooby Doo, Where Are You?

On this month's AD, the gang is chatting about an incredibly outdated (read: racist) episode of the classic show, Scooby Doo, Where Are You? The episode in question, "Mystery Mask Mix-Up," originally aired September 19th, 1970 and features the gang trying to find a stolen mask that Daphne bought from a curio shop. During the course of the investigation, Velma and Fred...

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CATSmentary

CATSmentary

It's finally here! One of the most anticipated commentaries in show history, available now exclusively to our wonderful subscribers... it's the CATSmentary! Listen now as we marvel at the disgusting character designs, awful decisions about how to animate mice and bugs, stupid cat puns, an auditorium full of cats getting dosed with drugs, a sad magician, a cat with a mustache and more! ...

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BIG DADDY DISPATCH: JUNE SCHEDULE UPDATED AGAIN

Hi Guys,


Clearly this was one of the best Dispatches ever, only needed TWO updates! We actually missed a whole week of programming on the main feed, so, please find the updated (and really hopefully correct) schedule below:


JUNE SCHEDULE

Say what? The Schedule in advance?! It's the least we could do! By subscribing to this newsle...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: June 2020 Corrections

Hi Everyone, 

Clearly we put this month's dispatch out a bit quickly...here's some corrections.

Episode 489 will be The Mummy (1999), not from 2001 as previously reported. 

Also, the Nexus section reported last month's episodes, the correct episodes  this month...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: June 2020


Dispatch Forty Three, June 8th, 2020

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Episode 488 - No Country for Old Men

Episode 488 - No Country for Old Men

On this month's We Love Movies entry, the gang is chatting about the Coen Brothers masterpiece, No Country for Old Men! How perfect is all the silence in this movie? Who asks to see a motel's room layout like it's a restaurant menu? And how incredible is Bardem here? PLUS: Dad road rage stories!

No Country for Old Men stars Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem, Josh ...

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A Side Order of Sleaze - Don's Plum

A Side Order of Sleaze - Don's Plum

On this month's exclusive Sleaze, the gang is chatting about the infamous Hollywood mumblebore film, Don's Plum! It should be said that there was a second title screened for this episode, the absolutely fascinating New York Post documentary, The Curse of Don's Plum. It should also be said that this is of course a bit of a different angle for Slea...

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