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Animation Damnation - Challenge of the Superfriends

On this month's all-new Animation Damnation, the guys chat about an episode of the always-changing superhero cartoon called, at least during this season, Challenge of the Superfriends! The episode in question, "The Rise and Fall of the Superfriends," originally aired December 23rd, 1978. Perfect Christmas fare, this episode features all the things you want in a superhero cartoon:...

The Nexus 17 - "The Galileo Seven" / "When the Bough Breaks"

On the first jump into the Ribbon of 2018, the gang is chatting about "The Galileo Seven" from TOS and "When the Bough Breaks" on TNG! 

First up on the original series, "The Galileo Seven," which originally aired January 5th, 1967, features Spock commanding his first away mission, Kirk delaying a weed delivery to sick people, weird giant people, and some hilariously fake-l...

Animation Damnation - Bobby's World

On this month's AD, the gang talks about the creepy Howie Mandel cartoon, Bobby's World. The episode in question, "Weekend at Teddie's," originally aired on November 7th, 1994 and may be the creepiest episode the show ever produced! What's with all the gross stuff Uncle Ted keeps in his house? Why does the mom have a Minnesota-ish accent? And what is going on with those poker bud...

Episode 333 - Bright

On this month's Patreon-only episode, the gang discusses one of the absolute worst, most ill-conceived films of the year, Bright! Why does Will Smith's villainous character still get to be the hero when Joel Edgerton's orc cop character is true and heroic the whole time? Why has all of human history happened the exact same way regardless of the fact that monsters and humans are living sid...

The Complete* WHM Archive

Well hey there, beloved Patreon subscribers! This here is the link to a private Google Drive that we set up just for YOU! In it, you'll gain access to the complete* WHM archive, containing all episodes not on our main feed.  

Here, you'll find everything we have from the origins and early years of WHM: From our greenest episodes (not including the pilot) where we're barely...

The Nexus 16 - "Shore Leave" / "Too Short a Season"

On this holiday* journey into The Nexus, the gang covers possibly one of the worst episodes in Trek history, and an episode of TNG where the age make-up is off the chain! 

First up on TOS, the episode in question is "Shore Leave"! Originally airing back on December 29th, 1966, this episode features horrendous "Alice in Wonderland" references, Kirk getting a sexy massage, a...

Rambomentary

On the final commentary of 2017, the guys go into the jungle with John Rambo to talk over the ultra-violent, 2008, CGI blood mist romp, Rambo! How much HGH was Sly on for this performance? Did we really need the film to be this violently cruel? And what's with all those bucket hats? PLUS: Rambo mistakes a mummy for a walking pile of bandanas! 

Thank you ALL so much for continuing t...

Animation Damnation - Archie's Weird Mysteries

This month on AD, the gang takes a spooky trip to (an animated) Riverdale with the unsettling and ridiculous: Archie's Weird Mysteries! As it's December and the holidays are upon us, the episode in question is titled, "The Christmas Phantom," but make no mistake, it definitely first aired on February 8th, 2000!

This cartoon raises some serious questions like: Why wouldn't Veronica's dad...

The Nexus 15 - "Balance of Terror" / "11001001"

On this sexy, action-packed trip into The Nexus, the guys marvel at two episodes of Trek, one good, the other great. First up on TOS, it's quite possibly the best episode yet—"Balance of Terror." Originally airing December 15th, 1966, this episode features the debut of the war-hungry Romulans, a socially tolerant Dr. McCoy, and a super, super, super racist crew member! PLUS: It...

Animation Damnation - Bruno the Kid

On this month's Animation Damnation, Steve goes on a cartoon-related assignment, leaving the rest of the gang to suffer through the absolutely heinous, Bruce Willis-starring spy cartoon, Bruno the Kid! Covering the pilot episode, "The Adventure Begins," which first aired on September 23rd, 1996, the guys ask the hard questions like: Is this kid growing up to catfish people? How d...

The Nexus 14 - "The Conscience of the King / Angel One"

On this suicide run into the Nexus, the gang is taking a break from spooktacular, supernatural films & cartoons to get down to some Trek chat! First, on TOS, the episode at bat is "The Conscience of the King!" Originally airing December 8th, 1966, this Agatha Christie-esque episode features Kirk's rude behavior at the theater, corpses ruining first kisses, and a drunk, dangerous Dr. M...

Animation Damnation - Count Duckula

On this month's spoooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooky episode of Animation Damnation, the gang tackles a Jupin Family Favorite: Count Duckula! Originally airing September 20th, 1988, the episode in question is the third episode ever to air, "One Stormy Night." Continuing the bumpy start this show had, the episode begs multiple questions, including: What's with Nanny's weird ar...

The Nexus 13 - "The Menagerie / Datalore"

This month, as we take a quick dip into the Nexus, we're covering two very different episodes of Star Trek — 

First up on TOS, it's the (sort of) lazy two-parter, "The Menagerie". Originally airing November 17th and November 24th, 1966, this two part thriller features no less than five characters watching an older episode of Star Trek...on an episode of...

Twilight: New Moonmentary

On our third commentary of 2017, listen along as we watch the absolutely wretched, Twilight: New Moon! How many beers has that dad had before 9am? What's with that weird ride on the back of that dude's motorcycle? How is there no fun baseball scene in this one? And did those little nerds really just start wrestling? PLUS: Run! It's Ann Dowd! 

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Animation Damnation - DuckTales 2

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys go back to Duckburg for another episode of DuckTales! Covering the ridiculous episode, "Dr. Jekyll & Mr. McDuck"—which originally aired December 23rd, 1987—the guys raise important questions like: Are these ducks and dogs riding horses or what? What year does this episode take place in? And were frogs the original inhabitants ...

Animation Damnation - Street Sharks

On this month's edition of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the ridiculous TMNT knock-off, Street Sharks! Tackling the pilot episode, "Shark Bait"—which originally aired September 7th, 1994—the guys try and answer such burning questions as: How are they instantly cool with their monstrous appearance? How did that kid eat a two-pound bean burrito? And how did they all ...

The Nexus 12 - "The Corbomite Maneuver / The Big Goodbye"

On an extra-long trip into the Nexus, the gang calls Kirk's bluff in the TOS episode, "The Corbomite Maneuver!" Originally airing November 10th, 1966, this episode has Kirk and Bones snapping at each other, the full crew finally together on the bridge at once, and sexy Kirk working out with his shirt off!

PLUS: Steve gets bit by a radioactive t-shirt!

Then across ti...

The Nexus 11 - "Dagger of the Mind / Haven"

On this journey into the Nexus, the gang drives into the TOS universe with a discussion of the incredibly boring episode, "Dagger of the Mind." Originally airing on November 3rd, 1966, the episode features such mind-blowing elements like a madman running around the Enterprise while looking like Jack Klugman, Kirk being attracted to a doctor he hit on at an Enterprise Christmas party, and ...

Animation Damnation - Spider-Man

On this edition of AD, on the heels of Spider-Man: Homecoming's release and just a couple weeks before their main feed episode on Spider-Man 3, the gang talks about a ridiculous episode of the '90s Spider-Man cartoon! The episode in question, "Neogenic Nightmare Chapter 7: Enter the Punisher," originally aired November 4th, 1995, and starts right smack in the middle of a...

The Nexus 10 - "Miri / Hide and Q"

On this month's venture into the Nexus, the gang hits the TOS universe running with the ridiculous, Children of the Corn-esque episode, "Miri." Originally airing October 27th, 1966, this episode features classic Trek elements like Kirk hitting on young girls, Bones being super racist to Spock, terrifying children played by actors in their late-twenties, gross diseases, a...

Animation Damnation - Transformers

On this edition of Animation Damnation, the guys revisit the ridiculous Transformers cartoon and watch the creepy, gross episode, "The Girl Who Loved Powerglide"! Originally airing November 18th, 1985, this episode asks the hard hitting questions like: can a woman really love a robot? Why does a transformer need to ride in an ambulance? And where in the world is Optimus Prime? PLUS: Welco...

Twilightmentary

On our second commentary track of 2017, we're jumping off the cliff and taking on the first film in the Twilight series—it's the WHM Twilightmentary! Strap in as we ask the hard questions like: Why doesn't that dad know what blankets are called? What is with Taylor Lautner's terrible wig? Why are none of these kids smoking weed? Who would upend their child's life for a minor league base...

Animation Damnation - Highlander: The Animated Series

On this edition of Animation Damnation, the gang gets around to watching the absolutely abhorrent cartoon adaptation, Highlander: The Animated Series! The episode in question is "The Cursed"—originally airing November 27th, 1994—and it features such ridiculous things like: not having decapitations or hot sex in a property that's part of a franchise that is FAMOUS for...

The Nexus 09 - "What Are Little Girls Made Of? / The Battle"

On this month's journey into The Nexus, the gang talks about a pretty good episode of TOS, "What Are Little Girls Made Of;" originally airing October 20th, 1966, this episode features amazing elements like a Captain Kirk robot, murder, Kirk getting racist to tip off Spock, and Lurch from The Addams Family as a robot heavy!

Then, over on TNG, the episode i...

Animation Damnation - Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm

On this edition of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the ridiculous cartoon sequel to the wretched film adaptation, it's Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm! The pilot episode—originally airing September 21st, 1996—"Kombat Begins Again" sees some of your fave MK heroes fighting against terrible Outworld robots, marauders that follow the (now deceased?) Baraka, and a ...

The Nexus 08 - "Mudd's Women / Justice"

On this month's edition of The Nexus, the gang watches an obnoxious episode of TOS, "Mudd's Women;" originally airing October 13th, 1966, the episode features the first incarnation of Harry Mudd—we know  Rainn Wilson was just cast as Mudd in Discovery; we recorded this episode the day before the casting announcement was made so it's not mentioned here—who is one...

Animation Damnation - Pokémon #2

On this edition of Animation Damnation, the guys venture back to Pokémon territory with the, apparently banned, episode, "Beauty and the Beach"! Originally airing who knows when, this episode features inflatable breast costumes, child labor, the elderly, clam juice smoothies, Pokémon labor, references to Speed 2: Cruise Control, boat theft, and more! 

Thanks aga...

The Nexus 07 - "Civil Defense / Threshold"

On this trip into the Nexus, the gang takes a break from the TOS/TNG track to tackle some listener requested episodes of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Star Trek: Voyager! First up, the DS9 episode, "Civil Defense." Originally airing on November 7th, 1994, this boring bottle episode features characters locked in vents, locked in command centers, and even locked ...

The Nexus 06 - "The Enemy Within / Lonely Among Us"

On this trip into the Nexus, the gang chats about the TOS episode, "The Enemy Within," where Kirk gets split in half by the transporter and one side is a weak baby who slowly loses the ability to make decisions and the other side is a creepy monster who stalks and attacks Yeoman Rand in a totally uncomfortable and unnecessary scene. Plus, the classic Star Trek prop department mov...

Animation Damnation - David the Gnome

On this edition of Animation Damnation, the guys rag on an episode of the cartoon that's like a warm bath when you watch it, David the Gnome! The episode that was screened was "The Wedding that Almost Wasn't." Originally airing February 8th, 1988, the episode features exciting elements like: lectures on gnome wedding culture, Bannon-esque trolls, dancing rabbits, and the seductiv...