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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of May 19

Howdy, folks! Hope everyone had a solid weekend relaxing, or spending time with loved ones, or checking out a movie—whatever you did, we hope it was a solid-ass time. Speaking of solid-ass times, it's Star Wars Week here in the WHMu! That's right, all programming this week is Star Wars-related, so let's see what's on the docket:

First up tomorrow, it's ...

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Big Daddy Dispatch Mailbag Reject for June

Hey Folks,


It's that time again...Wherein you ask us a short, direct question to be answered in the Big Daddy Dispatch below and we pick one and answer it! How about that? Not too shabby. Only catch is YOU MUST sign your question with your NAME and WHERE YOU ARE WRITING FROM. That's not too hard, is it?

Can't wait to see what you all ask us!

Steve from Jersey City

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Animation Damnation: Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man - "Amazing Fantasy"

Animation Damnation: Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man - "Amazing Fantasy"

On this month's Animation Damnation, we're checking out the all-new Disney+ Spidey cartoon, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!

This month we're chatting about the first episode, "Amazing Fantasy," which first dropped on January 29th of this year. This show's got a really solid animation style, and some really great writing here. How cool is ...

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Episode #800: 8MM - OUR 800TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!

Episode #800: 8MM - OUR 800TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!

“Both [Cage] and George C. Scott [in Hardcore] share the same forehead sweat…” - Andrew

On this week’s very special episode, we’re celebrating EPISODE 800 with a very sleaze-tastic conversation on Joel Schumacher’s 8MM! How funny is it the screenwriter got upset that the content was toned down View Post

Patreon Show Drops for the Week of May 12

Hey folks, Happy Monday! Hope everyone had a solid weekend. A very happy, if belated, Mothers' Day to all who were celebrating yesterday. For everyone else who it was just a Sunday for, hopefully you ate something amazing or caught a fantastic flick! Speaking of Da Moviez, let's see what's cracking the WHMu this week:

First up tomorrow, our Summer Blockbuster Extr...

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Episode #799: Avengers: Age of Ultron

Episode #799: Avengers: Age of Ultron

“Whedon at the line….oh, no, another brick!” - Steve, on the screenplay clunkers

On this week’s episode, the 2025 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off with a trip to Franchise Town as we discuss the fun, Spader-tastic sequel, Avengers: Age of Ultron! How great is James Spader with this Ultron performance? Are there too many ...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of May 5

Hey, gang! Hope everyone had a fantastic weekend! Right off the bat, we just want to let everyone know that while we were planning on coming back with On-Screen Live today, we've had some things come up that have to take precedence, so we'll now be returning with OSL on Monday, May 19th at noon/eastern. We'll be talking a whoooooole lo...

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Episode #798: Mission: Impossible - Fallout (W❤️M)

Episode #798: Mission: Impossible - Fallout (W❤️M)

“It was like a MacGruber wedding!” - Eric on Ethan’s nightmares

On this month’s death-defying We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about one of the best Hunt & Co. adventure to date, Mission: Impossible - Fallout! How outrageous is that helicopter chase scene toward the end? Is there a better b...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: May 2025

Big Daddy Dispatch: May 2025

Dispatch Ninety-Six, April 30th, 2025

Greetings WHM Family!

Just in from the head office, we’ve decided to change our calendar somewhat. Here on the east coast the weather is already topping out at 80...

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Episode #797: The Craft (with Angelica Jade Bastién)

Episode #797: The Craft (with Angelica Jade Bastién)

“This is just a collection of mediocre covers.” - Chris on the soundtrack

On this week’s episode, the gang’s under the spell of the mid-90’s witchcraft cult classic, The Craft, chatting about the flick with long-time friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién! Does thi...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of April 28

Howdy, gang! Hope everyone had a great weekend. See anything solid at the movies? Or watch something rad from home? Whatever the case, we hope it was a great time. We've got a couple most-excellent shows dropping this week, so let's see what's cracking in the WHMu:

First up, tomorrow on WHM, we welcome back long-time friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bas...

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The Nexus #104 "The Magicks of Megas-tu" / "Identity Crisis"

The Nexus #104 "The Magicks of Megas-tu" / "Identity Crisis"

On this month's trip into The Nexus, it's back to our originally scheduled programming as we chat about two pretty solid episodes of Trek!

First up, we're talking about the TOSTAS episode, "The Magicks of Megas-tu," which originally aired October 27, 1973. While we covered this nearly a decade ago on Animation Damnation, we wanted to go b...

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Animation Damnation: Jem and the Holograms - "Intrigue at the Indy 500"

Animation Damnation: Jem and the Holograms - "Intrigue at the Indy 500"

On this episode of Animation Damnation, we're talking about a totally insane and wildly entertaining episode of Jem and the Holograms.

The episode in question, "Intrigue at the Indy 500," originally aired back on February 1, 1987, this episode features the titular cartoon band making an appearance at the Indy 500, only to have Jem hop in the dri...

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Episode #796: The Accountant

Episode #796: The Accountant

“I want real kids fighting each other!” - Chris, on the flashbacks

On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the nowhere-near-as-good-as-its-sequel assassin film, The Accountant. Couldn’t we have done this whole thing without all the flashbacks to them as kids? Did we need the Treasury Department cold on the Accountant’s trail the...

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Big Daddy Dispatch Mailbag Reject for May

Hey Folks,


It's that time again...Wherein you ask us a short, direct question to be answered in the Big Daddy Dispatch below and we pick one and answer it! How about that? Not too shabby. Only catch is YOU MUST sign your question with your NAME and WHERE YOU ARE WRITING FROM. That's not too hard, is it?

Can't wait to see what you all ask us!

Steve from Jersey City

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of April 21

Happy Monday, y'all! Hope everyone had a solid weekend, and if you had any family obligations for the holidays, we hope they went as smooth as possible! We've got another packed week in the WHMu this week, so let's see what's going on:

First up, tomorrow on We Hate Movies, we're chatting about the not-great first outing for The Accountant! View Post

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #76 - Nute Gunray

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #76 - Nute Gunray

On this edition of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're talking about a true OG from the prequels, the one and only Nute Gunray!

Considering the current state of things, should we all write an apology letter to George and tell him he was right all along about the Trade Federation, such as it is? But maybe we should also ask why an entire film studio thoug...

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Episode #795: The Conversation (W❤️M)

Episode #795: The Conversation (W❤️M)

“Hackman is dressed head-to-toe in Zapruder-wear...” - Steve

On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about Francis Ford Coppola’s 1974 masterpiece, The Conversation! How fantastic, and against type, is Hackman in this movie? How much cocaine was getting blown at that surveillance conference? How amazin...

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Episode #794: The Judge

Episode #794: The Judge

“This movie takes its time, like an old man getting into a bathtub.” - Eric

On this week’s episode, this one’s a long time coming as Chris Cabin gets his wish and we chat about David Dobkin’s The Judge! Was a comedy director right for this project? Was this script right for this project? How great is Vincent D’Onofrio in literally an...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of April 14

Howdy, y'all! Hope everyone had a solid weekend. It was a rainy one here in NYC so it was a great few days to catch up on movies! We've got a a week packed full of shows to help get you through to next weekend, so let's see what's coming up in the WHMu:

Tomorrow on WHM, we're finally getting around to talking about the Academy Award-nominated family dram...

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Episode #793: Punisher: War Zone

Episode #793: Punisher: War Zone

“The music in this movie is Nü Metal Too Late” - Steve

On this week’s episode, we’re going back to check out the wildly entertaining Punisher cinematic adventure, Punisher: War Zone! How incredible is Ray Stevenson as Frank Castle? What in the world was going on with all the accents in this movie? Is this the Punisher film with the best cin...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of April 7th

Hey folks! Hope y'all had a relaxing weekend and were able to just catch your breath. Here we are back to Monday, and luckily your Four Angry Uncles have a wild week's worth of programming in store! Let's check out what's happenin' in the WHMu this week:

Tomorrow on We Hate Movies, we're having a ball chatting about the wildly entertaining comic...

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Episode #792: Enemy of the State

Episode #792: Enemy of the State

“You got your Oscar, which was an unfortunate night for everyone…” - Steve on Will Smith

On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off a two-episode tribute to the legendary Gene Hackman with a convo about the better-than-you-remember surveillance thriller, Enemy of the State! First off, this ain’t no sequel to The Conversation,&nbs...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of March 31

Mornin' y'all, hope everyone had a great weekend! As today is the day before the 1st of April, let this week's programming note start with a reminder that participating in April Fool's Day is a trash move! Now that that's out of the way, let's see what's dropping in the WHMu this week:

First up tomorrow on WHM, we're chatting about the better-th...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: April 2025

Big Daddy Dispatch: April 2025

 Dispatch Ninety-Five, March 28th, 2025


Greetings WHM Family!

What a wild Listener Request Month! If you missed it, you are missing out on some classic bits like the one referenced in the fan ar...

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The Gamementary

The Gamementary

On our first syncable commentary track of 2025, we’re chatting over David Fincher’s not-talked-about-enough thriller, The Game! How eerie is Michael Douglas’s creepy clown puppet? How amazing was James Rebhorn in everything, including this? Is this birthday present one of the biggest wastes of money in birthday present history? And wow, do you think the crea...

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The Nexus #103 "The Visitor" / "Fascination"

The Nexus #103 "The Visitor" / "Fascination"

On this month's trip into our Star Trek space ribbon, it's a patron-curated episode where we're talking about two wildly different episodes of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! 

First up, we're talking about the terribly sad, but very excellent episode, "The Visitor." First airing back on October 9, 1995, this episode features Tony Todd,...

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Episode #791: Wish Upon

Episode #791: Wish Upon

“He is the hottest hoarder you’ve ever seen!” - Steve on Ryan Phillippe’s character

On this week’s episode, the 2025 Listener Request Month comes to a close with a rowdy discussion about the ridiculously tame PG-13 horror movie, Wish Upon! Why on Earth did they care about avoiding an R rating with this fake Final ...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of March 31

Happy Monday, folks! Hard to believe that March is just about over already! Holy smokes, how did that happen? Probably because we've been so busy recording and releasing all these solid listener-requested shows this month, right? Well, anywho, we've got a few more listener requests to get through before the month is out, so let's see what's happening in the WHMu this week:...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #75 - Malakili the Rancor Keeper

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #75 - Malakili the Rancor Keeper

On this month's patron-curated edition of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're chatting about everyone's favorite shirtless animal trainer, Malakili the Rancor Keeper! 

Malakili was a Corellian who grew up in the slums of the moon, Nar Shaddaa. He was originally hired as a beast master for Hutt circuses, which seemed like a sweet gig at the time....

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