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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of January 27

Hey folks! We hope you had a totally kick-ass weekend! We've got a massive week coming up, so let's dive right into what's going on in the WHMu: 

First up, tomorrow on WHM we're closing out a month of episodes highlighting movies from last year that we wanted to talk about with a convo all about our two favorite Miami cops in Bad Boys: Ride or Die. View Post

MELR0210 #81 90210's "Midlife... Now What?" & Melrose Place's "In-Laws and Outlaws"

MELR0210 #81 90210's "Midlife... Now What?" & Melrose Place's "In-Laws and Outlaws"

It's our monthly trip to SoCal in the '90s on MELR0210! 

First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the sort-of-Jim-Walsh-centric episode, "Midlife... Now What?" Originally airing on January 13, 1993, this ep features Brandon falling even harder for Lady Gambling, Jackie Silver's old coke connection working at the spa the gals all ...

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BIG DADDY DISPATCH: MAILBAG REJECT

Hey Folks,

It's that time again! Wherein you ask us a short, direct question below, and we pick one to answer in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Be sure to sign your name and where you are writing from!

Good luck!

Steve,

From Jersey City

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #73 - Winter

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #73 - Winter

On the first Gleep Glossary entry of 2025, we're chatting about the massively important character, Winter, Princes Leia's personal assistant and, at one time, au pair for her and Han's children!

Alderaanian royalty herself, Winter grew up a childhood friend of Leia Organa. The more regal of the two, Winter was often mistaken for the princess. Eventually, we assume to...

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Episode #780: Alien: Romulus

Episode #780: Alien: Romulus

“One fella is just hollowed out!” - Chris on xeno aftermath gore

On this week’s episode, we’re taking the show back to Franchise Town as we chat about the solid-ish sci-fi sequel/prequel/in-between-quel, Alien: Romulus! How incredible are all the ship and planetary designs in this film? Should they have kept the entire story on the mining co...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of January 20

Hey, folks, Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day! We hope your weekend has been peaceful and filled with much laughter and joy. Speaking of laughter and joy, we're gonna need both shipped in on freight containers for a while, so let's start by taking a gander at what all is coming out in the WHMu this week:

First up tomorrow on WHM, we're chatting about the kind ...

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Listener Request Month Rules Write-Up

OH MY GOD IT’S LISTENER REQUEST MONTH.


What is Listener Request Month? Well it’s the ONE TIME of the year, where YOU TELL US What to watch. 

So, like every year we’re going to open up the WHM Request line and it’s up to you to program our entire March Schedule! The way it works is you dial 1-833-946-4264 or in a more fun way 1-833-WHM GANG, and leave us a BRIEF mess...

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Animation Damnation: Batman: Caped Crusader - "Nocturne"

Animation Damnation: Batman: Caped Crusader - "Nocturne"

On this month's edition of our cartoon recap show, we're talking about an episode of one of the best animated shows of last year, Batman: Caped Crusader! 

The episode in question, "Nocturne," which was unceremoniously dumped on Amazon along with the other nine episodes back on August 1 of last year, features a blue collar Killer Croc working as a carny, a ga...

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Episode #779: The Beekeeper

Episode #779: The Beekeeper

“He’s constantly the hype man for the Beekeeper!” - Eric on Jeremy Irons in this movie

On this episode, we’re having an absolute blast chatting about the outrageously fun revenge flick, The Beekeeper! First off, is this the best Jason Statham Movie™️? Did we really need these very bad and uninteresting F.B.I. characters? Can eve...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of January 13

Hey gang, how the heck was the weekend? We've been kicking back since Little Friday night, but we're stoked to be back in action this week, with a couple shows for ya here on the Patreon. And we're also making a MAJOR announcement that you fine folks can read about below as well. But first! Let's see what's going on in the WHMu this week:

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Episode #778: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Episode #778: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

“I think I could get into LIGHT cannibalism…” - Steve

On the first We ❤️ Movies episode of 2025, we’re chatting about the under-seen and under-appreciated action adventure, Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga! How fantastic is Chris Hemsworth’s performance here? Can we get more wild-ass action sequences ...

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Episode #777: Madame Web

Episode #777: Madame Web

“Her character…it’s like she’s an alien!” - Eric, on Cassie Webb

On the first episode of 2025, we’re kicking off a month of talking about movies we saw last year— good, bad and otherwise— and it all starts with, you guessed it, Madame Web! Why is every single performance in this film so stiff? How are so many previous draft ideas sti...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of January 6

Happy New Year, y'all! We hope you had a fantastic holiday season, whatever it was you may have gotten up to, and hopefully now things are calming down a bit. We're so stoked to be back and well-rested and ready to rock and roll into the New Year with our continuing lineup of comedy shows! This week, we've got two brand-new pods set to release and we're super-stoked about ...

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Episode #776: New Year's Evil (with Stuart Wellington)

Episode #776: New Year's Evil (with Stuart Wellington)

“He’s a master of disguise, okay?” - Steve on our New Year’s killer

On our final episode of 2024, we welcome Stuart Wellington of The Flophouse podcast on the show to chat about the fairly fun holiday slasher, New Year’s Evil! How great are these long-forgotten ...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of December 30

Patreon Show Drops for the Week of December 30

Howdy, gang! We hope you all had a fantastic time during Netherspace Week, the days between Christmas and New Year's where folks (us) have been known to go into full-on Airport Mode: time is meaningless, vices can be indulged any time of the day, etc. This most pleasant week is almost over as we're just a few days away from the New Year, but before we hit 2025, we've got a couple more shows to ...

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The Nexus #100 "More Tribbles, More Troubles" / "Clues"

The Nexus #100 "More Tribbles, More Troubles" / "Clues"

On our final Nexus episode of the year, we're celebrating ONE HUNDRED episodes of this show with a chat about a really dumb TOSTAS and a really great TNG!

First up on TOSTAS, it's the absolutely stupid "More Tribbles, More Troubles." Originally airing back on October 6, 1973, this episode has Klingons chasing down Cyrano Jones and his neutered Tribbles, Kirk getting...

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HULKmentary

HULKmentary

On our final commentary of the year, we’re chatting over Ang Lee’s wrongly derided 2003 comic book movie, Hulk!

On our final commentary of the year, we’re chatting over Ang Lee’s wrongly derided 2003 comic book movie, Hulk! How rad/misunderstood are all these great panel transitions? Did the response to this film hurt Eric Bana’s career? How hilari...

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Once In A Lifetime #23 "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder"

Once In A Lifetime #23 "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder"

On our final Once In A Lifetime of the year, we're getting into the holiday spirit with the outrageous Lifetime Movie Network holiday mystery, It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder! How sad is this old lady's ceramic gnome collection? How funny is it when this girl takes a nap outside in the middle of winter in that one scene?...

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Episode #775: Ernest Saves Christmas

Episode #775: Ernest Saves Christmas

“The answer to almost all questions we’re gonna ask here is: it’s Florida” - Chris, on the Ernest-related insanity in this movie

On this special Christmas Eve episode, we’re chatting about the silly Christmas cult fave, Ernest Saves Christmas! Why did this old Santa wait so long to give up his Santa power? What’s with Ernest hiding that ...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of December 23

Hey gang, we hope you haven't yet succumbed to holiday madness and that, if you've got a bunch of family holiday commitments coming up over the next week or so, you get through it all as easily and nicely as possible! We here at WHM are off for the next two weeks, but nothing y'all will notice. The shows are gonna keep on coming, including during this big holiday week that...

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Animation Damnation: The Little Drummer Boy (1968)

Animation Damnation: The Little Drummer Boy (1968)

On this special holiday edition of Animation Damnation, we're chatting about the spooktacular holiday horror show, The Little Drummer Boy! 

Another bone-chilling Rankin & Bass production, this sucker originally aired back on December 19, 1968 and features this drummer boy banging his instrument right in Baby Jesus's face, a...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: January 2025

Big Daddy Dispatch: January 2025

 Dispatch Ninety-Two, December 19, 2024

Greetings WHM Family!

A brand-new year is upon us (…in ten days)! Forgive this early-ish dispatch, but this is one of the last pieces of content we ...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #72 - Zuckuss

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #72 - Zuckuss

On this edition of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about the bug-brained bounty hunter, Zuckuss! What an achievement, now that we've officially covered every bounty hunter hired in The Empire Strikes Back! How cool is it to say that Zuckuss was a 'findsman' instead of a bounty ...

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Episode #744: The Holiday

Episode #744: The Holiday

“This is gooning for people who like nice stuff.” - Chris

On this week’s holiday episode, we’re chatting about the Christmas snooze, The Holiday! Is this considered a Christmas classic? Why couldn’t we just have one of these storylines instead of both of them vying for movie supremacy? How little romantic chemistry do Kate Wi...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of December 16

Hey gang, hope everybody had a great weekend! The holidays are almost here and things are getting busy as we try and finish out our production for the year; we're stoked to report that our recording of the HULKmentary was a blast this weekend. Stay tuned for that to drop on the 27th! Anyway, we have packed week, so let's see what's going down in the WHMu:<...

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MELR0210 #80 90210's "The Game is Chicken" & Melrose Place's "It's a Bad World After All"

MELR0210 #80 90210's "The Game is Chicken" & Melrose Place's "It's a Bad World After All"

It's the final MELR0210 of the year and we're going out with two wild eps of 1990's primetime television!

First up, on Beverly Hills, 90210, we're chatting about the After School Special episode, "The Game is Chicken." Originally airing, January 6, 1993, this episode features Steve Sanders getting into some illegal drag r...

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Mailbag Reject for the Big Daddy Disptatch

Hey Folks,

Somehow it's that time again. Wherein you ask us a brief, direct question below and one gets picked to be answered in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch!

Oh, and YOU MUST sign your question with your name and where you're writing from to be considered (see an example below).

Thanks!

Steve from Jersey City

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Episode #773: Deck the Halls

Episode #773: Deck the Halls

“Christmas is a sexual kink for both of them!” - Chris, on DeVito and Chenoweth’s characters

On this special holiday episode of WHM, we’re chatting about the absolutely unhinged, abhorrent, mid-aughts Christmas comedy, Deck the Halls! Are Danny DeVito and his hot family actually aliens? Why is Broderick’s character free-balling outside in ...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of December 9

Howdy, y'all! We hope you had a stellar weekend filled with much joy and not much obnoxious, holiday-related obligations! As we're getting ready to hibernate for the holidays—we'll be out of production for the back half of the month, blissfully—we just wanted to take another quick moment to sincerely thank everybody for continuing to be the totally kick-ass supporters you all are. You truly...

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Episode #772: Lethal Weapon 2 (W❤️M)

Episode #772: Lethal Weapon 2 (W❤️M)

“They rat-a-tat off each other, and Joe Pesci really well...” - Chris, on the lead cast’s chemistry

On this month’s total banger We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re gifting ourselves an early Christmas present by re-watching and talking all about the total I-Got-It-By-The-Way sequel, Lethal Weapon 2! ...

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