“Even if he’s chewing on a gob of Kryptonite, I don’t see how it’s a fair fight” - Chris on Magpie fighting Superman
On the next chapter in our journey through The Penguin on Too Old For This Shit, we’re chatting about the season-best episode, “Cent’Anni”! How magnificent is all the costuming and hair styling ...
2024-10-18 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Almost at 100 episodes, it's our monthly trip into Trek-land on The Nexus!
First up on TOSTAS, it's the terribly horny episode, "The Lorelei Signal"! Originally airing September 29, 1973, this episode features a bunch of sexy ladies hypnotizing all the men on the Enterprise, Uhura taking command of the ship and being bad ass, Scotty hornily sin...
2024-10-18 10:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's edition of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're chatting about one of the galaxy's OG badasses, Exar Kun!
As we learn this week, Exar Kun was originally a heroic Jedi who turned to the Dark Side and became a powerful Sith Lord. He was also the first guy to wield a double-sided lightsaber! And Kun was also one of those tricky Sith...
2024-10-17 10:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
“Gotta tell ya, I like this Going Out outfit that he’s got on, this leather jacket’s pretty slimming!” - Steve
On this episode of TOFTS, we’re chatting about the totally solid third episode of The Penguin, “Bliss”! What an incredible turn this cold open takes, no? How great is Oz’s leather jacket getup?...
2024-10-16 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
“It’s a very specific kind of dumb…” - Chris
On this week’s SPOOKTACULAR episode, we welcome back our Dead Meat buds, James A. Janisse & Chelsea Rebecca, to chat about the outrageous sci-fi FOUR-OR movie, Leprechaun 4: In Space! How cheap a...
2024-10-15 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks! Hope you all had a wonderful, relaxing, safe weekend! We are so stoked to be cruising through our annual Halloween Spooktacular season, and the fun rolls on this week! Let's see what's happening over the next few days in the WHMu:
First up tomorrow, WHM's FOUR-OR MOVIE theme month keeps rocking and rolling as we welcome back ...
2024-10-14 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
“This was rough, dude…” - Eric, on this cartoon episode
On this month’s SPOOKTACULAR edition of Animation Damnation, we’re talking about a completely deranged episode of the totally abhorrent cartoon adaptation of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective! The episode in question, “Witch’s Brew,” origina...
“Take note, Lifetime, CBS is eating your lunch!” - Eric, on the fine quality of this film
On this eerie edition of Once In A Lifetime, we’re talking about the totally watchable made-for-TV thriller, Face of Evil! How outrageous is this airport bathroom sequence? Is this dad’s ponytail street legal? Doesn’t th...
2024-10-10 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
“It’s a bunch of dead-eyed, CW, catalog models…” - Andrew, on this cast of dead meats
On this week’s episode, the 2024 Halloween Spooktacular continues on the FOUR-OR MOVIE journey with the absolutely dreadful box office juggernaut, The Final Destination! How silly are all these 3D gags? Why did they cut the budget so...
2024-10-08 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey, folks! And a Happy Spooktacular to you all! That's right, our annual celebration of all things horror is in full swing and after last week's wild offerings, we're just getting started! Let's see what's cracking in the WHMu this week:
Tomorrow on We Hate Movies, our FOUR-OR MOVIE curation on the Halloween Spooktacular continues as we...
2024-10-07 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
“Her eating a bunch of pasta with her bare hands was, oddly, doing it for me” - Andrew on Sofia Falcone’s barbaric buffet behavior
On this edition of Too Old For This Shit, we’re talking about the table-setting second episode of The Penguin, “Inside Man”! How fabulous of a cast addition is Theo Rossi? Does anyone el...
2024-10-04 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
“I think that’s the liquid from Prince of Darkness” - Chris, on the pickled eggs canister at Earl’s Bar in this movie
On this month’s W❤️M, our Spooktacular Four-or Movie Month spills over to Patreon as we chat about the pretty fun slasher sequel, Halloween 4: The Return ...
2024-10-03 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
“More often than not, I’m fighting for my life!” - Eric, on his recurring nightmares
On this week’s episode, our Halloween Spooktacular kicks off and, in the spirit of this year’s FOUR-OR MOVIE theme, we’re chatting about Renny Harlin’s English language debut, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master!...
2024-10-01 04:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks! We're off to the races with another week here at the factory! We hope you had a relaxing, safe weekend, and as you settle into your brand new week, let's take a gander at the shows coming out this week in the WHMu:
Starting tomorrow, the 2024 Halloween Spooktacular kicks off in grand fashion with a conversation on A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: ...
2024-09-30 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Dispatch Ninety, September 28, 2024
Greetings WHM Family!
Welcome to the fifteenth season of We Hate Movies! Things are already in full swing, we’ve had fun with...
2024-09-28 23:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
On one of our longest-running shows, we're talking Trek on another wild episode of The Nexus!
First up, in the animated world of TOSTAS, it's the dull-as-dog-crap episode, "One of Our Planets Is Missing." First hitting the air on September 22, 1973, this episode has the Enterprise facing off against, you're not gonna believe this, another senti...
2024-09-27 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the September edition of our sexy, sunny, So-Cal TV recap show!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the Thanksgiving-set episode, "The Kindness of Strangers"! Originally airing November 25, 1992, this episode features Dylan and his dad arguing over whether Jack can get laid on Thanksgiving, Steve Sanders and his mom getting sold a bill of goods from a realit...
2024-09-26 10:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
“You don’t know why anyone is on this boat!” - Steve, on the bad script
On this week’s show, the guys welcome back their good bud, and official WHM Disaster Movie Expert™️, Justin J. Case to chat about the grimmer-than-average disaster flick, Poseidon! How brutal are all these kills? Is there any other movie that’s this aggressively 20...
2024-09-24 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
“He catches this kid Victor and basically turns him into his Renfield” - Steve, on Victor Aguilar getting involved with Oz
On the kick-off to this all-new season of Too Old For This Shit, we’re covering the beginning of HBO’s new crime saga, The Penguin! How great is Colin Farrell continuing this role so well b...
2024-09-23 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang! Hope you had a solid AF weekend filled with friends, family, fun, and some decent weather! Hey, here's what's happening in the WHMu this week:
First up later this morning, we have the first episode of our new Too Old For This Shit season starting up, with our coverage this time being all about The Penguin...
2024-09-23 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's edition of the Gleep Glossary, we're chatting about a total real one, Darth Bane!
The sole survivor of the Brotherhood of Darkness after its destruction at the hands of the Jedi, Darth Bane is at times drawn wearing a stupid helmet, and other times looking like a combo of Kano from Mortal Kombat and The Crow. Bane was also the f...
2024-09-19 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey Folks,
Somehow it's that time again. Wherein you ask us a brief, direct question below and one gets picked to be answered in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch. As it's gonna be October, let's try and keep the questions spooky.
Oh, and YOU MUST sign your question with your name and where you're writing from to be considered (see an example below).
Thanks!
2024-09-17 17:45:48 +0000 UTC
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“I’m scanning pornography into the computer to make a lady!” - Eric as George W. Bush
On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the 1985 John Hughes sci-fi sex comedy, Weird Science! How strange is it that back in the day, these creep-tacular incels were just considered harmless, lovable nerds? Why would they cut out all the solid...
2024-09-17 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey gang, we want to make you all hip to the release schedule for the next season of Too Old For This Shit, and now that we have that all pinned down, we're ready to finally share the drops dates!
For this season, we'll be releasing an entire episode of TOFTS<...
2024-09-16 18:26:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey gang! Hope you had a fantastic weekend full of relaxation, rest, and minimal annoyances. We here at the WHM studio are waist-deep in season 15 production and things are getting pretty wild. In a few days we start production on this year's Halloween Spooktacular, and it's an idea that's just so stupid, we can't wait to share it with y'all! But befo...
2024-09-16 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of Animation Damnation, we're chatting about another episode of the completely perfect cartoon, Batman: The Animated Series!
The episode in question, "If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?," originally aired November 18, 1992, and features the debut of everyone's favorite puzzle-loving criminal, The Riddler! How funn...
2024-09-12 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang, we were finally able to announce our next Worldwide Digital Event, that's happening October 23rd at 9pm/et! This October, we'll be covering Wes Craven's final film, Scream 4, LIVE on the air for everyone around the globe to enjoy! As always, if you can't make the show on broadcast night, never fear! We'...
2024-09-10 16:54:05 +0000 UTC View Post
“How do you not kill the daddy?” - Eric, on previous iterations of the script
On the season 15 premiere of We Hate Movies, last season’s VHS Trailer Game Champion, Chris Cabin, selects Twister as the redux title to kick things off! How entertaining is...
Hey, hey, everybody! Happy Season 15 Week to all who are celebrating, which, we hope, is all of you! It's not lost on us that the only reason this whole operation is even viable is because of you all who listen, subscribe, come to live shows, check out our digital gigs, tell folks about the show, and have just been all-around amazing supporters—whether y...
2024-09-09 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
“He’s a gooner!” - Eric, on this version of The Riddler
“He’s a gooner!” - Eric, on this version of The Riddler
On this month’s super-sized We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about a real excellent-ass comic book adventure, The Batman! Yes, it’s a long one, but what would ...
2024-09-05 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post