
Halloween season has begun! While we need to skip our tradition of halloween game jam to power on with Faulty Apprentice development, we would still like to do something special. So how about making Paramedium2 free to play for all of October? =D
To kick off October, Jes and I will be s...
2018-09-30 17:07:06 +0000 UTC
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Magic Instructor: "Nyah! Hello, Apprentices! The First Guard said you haven't been using the proper Titles around the Castle, so I am supposed to Quiz you until you learn. I'm good at remembering things, so I can help you if you get stuck. This is going to be a lot more fun than War Preparations, huh? Staying inside and learning is my favorite, nyah!"
Comment be...
2018-09-29 17:12:16 +0000 UTC
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Greetings Apprentices! Your good friend and humble artist, Din here to bring you an experimental challenge! Getting carried away painting as usual, I ended up with a bunch of different versions of... Well, things going on with the Sword Instructor's backside, but we'll have get back to those. First, we need to talk about my new idea!
If you saw the Publ...
2018-09-28 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Popular choice from Sketch: "Goblins don't fight fair!"
Story continued...
Your shouts of warning are drowned out by the sounds of burnt timber crumbling nearby. As the Sword Instructor leaps forward you can't help but notice the entire bottom section of her armor missing! With blood suddenly bursting from your nose, you have but a moment to react.
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2018-09-27 13:01:03 +0000 UTC
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MoraleUp!
Brea
"Okay, thank Gods!"
"I really don't want to get Mavie in trouble."
"If the First Guard got wind of what I've been up to, she'd be pissed!"
"Glad I can count on you to have my back though, [name]."
"Or should I be calling you, [name] the [title]?"
"Word's been getting around about you."
"Keep it up!"
Developer Note:
In...
2018-09-25 07:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Brea
"Hey, did you eat your sweet roll from breakfast?"
"Aw, no problem. Can't blame me for asking though, right?"
"I actually have a pretty sweet deal going on with the Traveling Merchant."
"She always hooks me up with a couple extra on the side."
"Uhh, wait a second!"
"I shouldn't be blabbing about that."
"Don't tell anyone I said that, okay?"
1
2018-09-23 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Sweet Roll Ingredients
- 1/2 small spoon of nasty white sand
- 1/4 handful of moo-moo water
- 2 handful of bread powder
- 1 handful of moo-moo butter
- Five chicken balls
- 1 + 1/2 small spoon of bean syrup
- 1 + 2/3 handful of sweet sand
Traveling Merchant: "Chirp! I'm glad you're here, Apprentice. I'm o...
2018-09-22 16:59:25 +0000 UTC
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Greetings Knights! Your good friend and humble host, Din here to give you the latest patch to Chapter One! While this is mainly bug fixing, I don't have much to boast other than the saving feature should now be working and all dialogue loops/dead ends should be resolved!
Look forward to hearing your feedback! We cannot wait to start unleashing s...
2018-09-22 00:59:29 +0000 UTC
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Unlock sketch for only $2+ Apprenticeship [ here ]
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Popular choice on previous post: "Goblins don't fight fair!"
Your shouts of warning are drowned out by the sounds of burnt timber crumbling nearby. As the Sword Instructor leaps forward you can't help but notice the entire bottom section of her armor missing! With blood suddenly bursting from your nose, you have but a moment to react.
1 Your armor is comin...
2018-09-20 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Sword Instructor: "Don't worry about me, Apprentice. You all go on ahead after the stone. I've been waiting for a fair fight with the Goblin King, so I need to do this alone!"
1 We'll see you soon.
2 Goblins don't fight fair!
3 But your injury... (Stab her)
Comment below with your response and hit th...
2018-09-19 07:01:59 +0000 UTC
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Artist Note:
Honorable mention to Knights, Dale Cromwell and Luke Cami for leading the charge on the Fire Drill Weekend Challenge. You guys earned it, so here she is!
Sorry I can't add story dialogue to this artwork, its just too out context XD Feel free to come up with some fun Commander dialogue in the comment section and don't forget to hit that
2018-09-17 19:04:26 +0000 UTC
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First Guard: "Listen up, Apprentices! Its time for a routine fire drill. Even though the walls of Stars Reach are made of stone, the floors and ceilings are made of wood. So that means NO SLACKING!!"
She points at you specifically when saying that the no slacking bit.
First Guard: "Each location has a specific number of Water Buckets required to put...
2018-09-15 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Royal Commander: "Companions, to me! To me! From every corner of the kingdom you have answered my call. We have joined together in common bond to preserve the peace and unity. Though the enemy's number may be countless, they are led by only one! Aphealtes and I will find Vaultes and slay him. I ask only that you hold the castle till I return. Promise me, Apprentice. Whatever it ta...
2018-09-14 02:44:31 +0000 UTC
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Greetings Knights! Your good friend and humble character, Din here, to bring you another quick update and bug fix to the Chapter One alpha!
This update primarily focuses on fixing the Stat progression issues from Training and Jobs. We also fixed a lot of bugs with the Magic Instructor as well as the overwriting save issue that popped up after th...
2018-09-13 04:49:22 +0000 UTC
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Popular choice from sketch: “Wrestle the bone Back”
As if half Wolf yourself, a sudden urge to show your dominance takes over. Without regard for honor, you plunge into the fray like the animated cartoons man will invent in another age. Pushing, turning, shoving and squeezing you and the Wolf Guard become locked in struggle for the bone. You hear the sound of cloth tearing, ...
2018-09-10 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Dark Elf: “You have come to visit a lonely prisoner, yes? Why don't we play a game of Riddles?”
The Rogue presses herself against the bars of the prison cell and begins to whisper a question into your ear.
Dark Elf: “Once I am there, I can’t be ignored. No weapon can harm me, no wand and no sword. I make you uneasy and cause terrors unspoken, but c...
2018-09-08 18:38:58 +0000 UTC
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Greetings Knights! Your good friend and humble Savior, Din here, present the first patch to Faulty Apprentice: Chapter One! This is exciting for many reasons, but mainly because this latest update will save you! Or should I say allow you to save yourself?
We have fixed the majority of bugs (Thank you again everyone that reported!) and have begun our first major steps forward. After reading all t...
2018-09-08 03:32:56 +0000 UTC
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Holding the Large Bone behind your back, you can’t help but feel invisible. The Wolf Guard seems to immediately sense the change in your demeanor and focuses in on your withdrawn hand. She immediately sets back into a crouching position.
Wolf Guard: “Whatcha got, Apprentice? Whatcha got?! Tell me, tell me, tell me!!”
- I brought you a gift!
...
2018-09-07 16:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Greetings travelers! Din here to share this sneak peek of the Wolf Guard splash image. Full story will be available with the $2 panties, and $5 nsfw versions coming next!
Check out the Sketch panty version [ here ]
Check out the Sketch NSFW version [
2018-09-06 16:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Greetings Apprentices, your humble AGL studios member and casting director, Jesika here to proudly present the cast of Faulty Apprentice!!
Ever since we wrapped up the audition, I've been itching to introduce to you our old and new voices! Thanks to these VAs, Faulty Apprentice character came to life! If you haven't, please follow them on Twitter and show them some love!
2018-09-05 21:23:21 +0000 UTC
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Wolf got your Bone:
Popular choice from last post: “I brought you a gift”
Knowing you have about two seconds before she jumps at you and takes the bone for herself, you present the Wolf Guard with your Large Bone.
Wolf Guard: “Woof! Is that for me? GImmie-gimmie-gimmie! Grrraaahh!”
With an explosion of happiness, ...
2018-09-03 22:18:25 +0000 UTC
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The Faulty Apprentice: Chapter One alpha build is now available! [ here ]
2018-09-01 16:23:38 +0000 UTC
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Greetings Apprentice! Your good friend and humble Project Lead, Din. I am both pleased and honored to finally to share the latest installment of Faulty Apprentice!
As a Knight tier Patron, you brave knights have an exclusive early access to the alpha build of Faulty Apprentice: Chapter One. Get your exclusive offer code code at the bottom of this post!
Notable Feat...
2018-09-01 06:25:59 +0000 UTC
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Holding the Large Bone behind your back, you can’t help but feel invisible. The Wolf Guard seems to immediately sense the change in your demeanor and focuses in on your withdrawn hand. She immediately sets back into a crouching position.
Wolf Guard: “Whatcha got, Apprentice? Whatcha got?! Tell me, tell me, tell me!!”
- I brought you a gift!
...
2018-08-27 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Sword Instructor: “Hey, Apprentice! Bet you didn’t expect to see me here, huh? Well I was borrowing the chalk board and thought this was a good opportunity to teach you about sword handles and grip. But first let's see how much you know already. How many hands are used for proper the proper grip of:”
- Greatsword
- Longsword
2018-08-25 07:01:59 +0000 UTC
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Greetings Apprentice! Your humble and loyal servant of the royal family, Jesika here to showcase the Chibi of the 100th Quest Knight, Sir Quintus and the pretty, elegant Princess Priscilla chibis!
You’ll be meeting them in-game at the next update, so I hope your as excited to meet them as we are to share them. I had a lot of fun working on these (=
Thank you for supporti...
2018-08-24 17:13:44 +0000 UTC
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Greetings Apprentices! Your good friend and humble ex-goth, Din here to ask a quick favor of you.
One of the new features we are adding to FA is the possibility of getting arrested or sent to the Prison Tower as punishment for naughty behavior. While I cannot get into the ways in which one finds themselves serving a time slot in jail, I can share a...
2018-08-23 18:12:44 +0000 UTC
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Royal Commander: "Companions, to me! To me! From every corner of the kingdom you have answered my call. We have joined together in common bond to preserve the peace and unity. Though the enemy's number may be countless, they are led by only one! Aphealtes and I will find Vaultes and slay him. I ask only that you hold the castle till I return. Promise me, Apprentice. Whatever it ta...
2018-08-22 00:55:25 +0000 UTC
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Unicorn Guard: “This may come as a shock to you, Apprentice, but not everyone in the world is as kind hearted as you and me. The same thing goes for Fairy-folk. Many of them harbor ill will against humans and their use of metal. Do you know what metal fairies dislike most?”
- Iron
- Copper
- Silver<...
2018-08-18 16:42:37 +0000 UTC
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