Scathing Atheist 471 Script
This week, you can read along with Lucinda's rage in all its glorious purple.
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ScathingAtheist 471: Smite as Well Edition
In this week’s episode, Florida picks the WORST and only way you’re allowed to say gay, Mike Lindell tries to set up some helivangelism, and Ray Comfort will tell teenagers they’re as bad as murderers.
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2022-02-24 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 470 Script
Featuring a new segment called "Whomst Bullshit Is It?" starring THE Michael Marshall.
2022-02-17 10:11:09 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 470: My Favourite Marsh Edition
Featuring professional skeptic and avid jelly enthusiast Michael Marshall!
2022-02-17 09:38:44 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 469 Script
Now you can read along with all the glorious poop jokes.
2022-02-10 04:47:26 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 469: Thunderverse Edition
In this week’s episode, Missouri only loves CHRISTIAN company, the Marines get a little fewer and a little prouder, and we’ll dust off and crack open a book clearly inspired by dust and crack.
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ScathingAtheist 468: Take Me to Your Litter Edition
In this week’s episode, we buy the Hillsong church a brand spanking new domain name, Christianity leans all the way in with their "ignorance is strength" motto, and we’ll welcome back the most dangerous Ford since the Oregon Trail.
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2022-02-03 05:29:10 +0000 UTC View PostSA 466: Patron Only Bonus Song - Let me Tell You About My Penis
You asked for it, so here is your exclusive track for Patrons only. Composed by Anna and sung by Eli - the parody: Let me Tell You About My Penis from Scathing Atheist 466.
2022-01-27 16:09:38 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 467 Script
See the photos that Heath refers to in the headlines, read along with the pamphlet Noah talks about in the C segment, allow rule number seven to be seared into your mind like a brand.
2022-01-27 03:33:06 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 467: Noahide and Seek Edition
In this week’s episode, OAN loses quite a bit of their N, we learn the correct pronouns to go along with God's identity as an attack helicopter, and Oklahomans try yet again to convince us that they once read a book.
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2022-01-27 03:31:29 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 466 Script
And yes, this includes the lyrics...
2022-01-20 04:30:08 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 466: The Pen is Mightier Edition
In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court crawls under yet another bar, Pastor Michael Todd gets confused by the phrase "spitting image", and Anna will be here to ratchet up our talent average.
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2022-01-20 04:29:05 +0000 UTC View PostNew Year AMA
We recorded this one right before Noah got COVID, so it took a few days to get it edited. But as a quick thanks for all your support in 2021, we wanted to offer up a little something extra. So please enjoy our take on the best and worst of last year.
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Edit: Sorry about the earlier issues, should be fixed now.
ScathingAtheist 465: Tontine Edition
On this week’s episode: The CDC says Noah can kiss you square on the lips ... God plans to make hospitals obsolete by faith healing and lowering deductibles ... And Donald James Parker finally gets an origin story.
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2022-01-13 06:43:04 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 464: Off the Beaten Patheos Edition
In this week’s episode, Wiccans will teach us to keep our hexes firmly secured in a gun safe, Aaron Rodgers challenges me to single combat in the old ways, and Anna will be here to spoil you people rotten.
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2022-01-06 05:23:09 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 464 Script
Because you'll definitely want to see the lyrics.
Also, you might wanna see the Gaelic that Noah was trying to pronounce phonetically at conversational speed, because otherwise we tortured him for nothing.
AMA Question Thread
Been a while since we've done one of these so AMA (that means Ask me anything...though technically it should be ask US anything....you get the point)
And if you're looking for a theme why not "best, worst, _______est of 2021."
Scathing Atheist 463 Script
Does the vitriol literally drip from the page on Tom's roasts? Find out once and for all...
2021-12-30 02:46:29 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 463: Webb Slinger Edition
In this week’s episode, Baby Baphoment boosts some blood pressure, if you've ever said LET'S GO BRANDON unironically you can go let's yourself, and Anna will be here to play 2021 off.
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2021-12-30 02:39:45 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 462 Script
Read along, re-enact the episode with a friend, do impersonations!
2021-12-23 03:42:45 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 462: Half-Roasted Edition
In this week’s episode, our podcast gets a billionaire sugar daddy for Christmas, a 3rd grade teacher considers doing "Wintertime For Hitler" unironically at the holiday concert, and Tom and Cecil will be here to shit in a few stockings.
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MVMT Ad - Too Hot for Podcasting
After several requests from patrons, I've been coaxed into releasing the uncensored version of today's MVMT ad. And yes, Eli thought we were gonna be able to get away with this without having to do a make good.
2021-12-16 19:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 461 Script
Including the outline for the interview that was shared in advance for the curious podcasters among our patrons.
2021-12-16 04:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 461: Maine Squeeze Edition
In this week’s episode, Fox news finds a flash of persecution on their Christmas tree, the Christian Right is so inept they can't even hate Dr. Oz correctly, and Andrew Torrez will be here to talk about the terrifying religious people in robes that aren’t clergy.
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Scathing Atheist 460 Script
This has one of the largest casts in the history of our scripts, so I can imagine why you might need to read along.
2021-12-09 04:47:18 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 460: Vulgantuan Edition
In this week’s episode, Joel Osteen cashes out, the Fox News Christmas tree in NYC burst into flames and spontaneous commentary, and Tom and Cecil will bring too much vulgarity to fit in a mere 60 minute episode.
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2021-12-09 04:46:21 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 459 Script
Because sometimes you just have to see Tom's roasts to believe them.
2021-12-02 01:04:19 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 459: Sneaky Ninja Edition
In this week’s episode, Heath brings not one but two demon-sperm related stories, Eli gets out of this episode with a fake doctor's note like he's skipping gym class, and Tom and Cecil will be here to see if this episode can’t earn two explicit tags.
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Scathing Atheist 458: Everlasting Gobble Stopper Edition (Edit)
Sorry, having some issues with Patreon and had to reupload this file to get things sorted. Apologies for the inconvenience.
In this week’s episode, there are worst times to be an atheist but not by much, Heath will declare the best Thanksgiving food by fiat, and we’ll watch a cartoon about people dying en masse of starvation.
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