Of the 68 teams eligible for March Madness, only two are from New Jersey. Those teams destroyed 99.9 percent of the brackets in one round of play. Don't mess with Jersey!
2023-03-19 18:48:58 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! This ep’s standout moment, to me, is the adorable letter sent in from Jeremiah of Springfield, Ohio. I wonder if he’s still a fan...
Here are the Time Codes for ya. Enjoy and have an awesome rest of the weekend! 🖤
Steel Dawn
Start the ...
First segment: Before the flick.
Second ...
2023-03-19 03:02:29 +0000 UTC View PostJust a wee Friday Fun message from the Boss Man. ☘️💚
2023-03-18 03:44:34 +0000 UTC View PostAs promised, here’s this week’s Monstervision, with 2 killer movies included. Enjoy, and thanks for being patient with my wifi sitch. 😉🖤🖤
Happy Splatterda/Sunday Funday, y’all! I’m on a super weird sched right now, and the place I’m at has the slowwwwwwest wifi, so your actual Monstervision ep is going to be a little delayed. It’s got both movies with it, though, so I think it’s going to be worth the wait. 🥰
In the meantime, here’s the lil extra I was planning to post for your Sunday offering. We will be fini...
2023-03-12 04:46:50 +0000 UTC View Post
People who could have done jail time in Tennessee for violating the new public drag law:
Milton Berle
Bing Crosby
Danny Kaye
Bob Hope
Buddy Hackett
Eddie Murphy
John Travolta
Dustin Hoffman
Martin Lawrence
Shawn Wayans
Marlon Wayans
Tony Curtis
Robin Williams
Jack Lemmon
Jared Leto
Adam Sandler
Happy Humpday, Homies! Tonight’s episode is super cute, featuring a historic Student Nurses reunion.
Enjoy, and thanks so much to everyone sending pics of their new merch shirts. So happy y’all are digging ‘em! ❤️❤
2023-03-09 04:15:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Does every new President sprint from the swearing-in ceremony to the Oval Office so he can call the Pentagon and get briefed on the UFOs?
"Okay, start in 1947 and DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING OUT."
2023-03-05 19:55:21 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have a Summer School episode, featuring 2 movies JB talks to me about pretty often. One of these was up there with his very favorite interviews ever, and one of these is at the very bottom amongst his least fave interviews. I’ll leave you to speculate which is which… 😉
Side note: In my Snap memories today there was a lil flashback v...
2023-03-05 01:37:44 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday, Patreon Pals! I’m stoked to share this one for your Friday Fun. I’ve been looking for it since we announced Fred Williamson was gonnna be a guest during last year’s Jamboree!
I’ve previously posted just the opening segments with Kevin Greene, but the stuff with Fred wasn’t on that tape. Now we get to see all the Pepcid AC-sponsored goodness we’d been missin...
2023-03-04 02:06:18 +0000 UTC View Post
(He’s baaaaaack! Yay! 🥰)
Greg Abbott, the governor of Texas, and Ron Desantis, the governor of Florida, are both SHOCKED--shocked, I say--by what's being taught in our public schools, so they're trying to pass laws telling the teachers what to teach.
Numero Uno: Isn't it a basic belief of the Republican Party to "keep the goddamn government out of our schools"?
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Happy Humpday, homies! This one had me lol-ing quite a bit. Hope you enjoy it, too! 🖤
2023-03-02 04:07:50 +0000 UTC View PostPower’s back on, so here’s the exciting conclusion of last night’s Double Feature. (Check the previous post for the first part of this, Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, in its entirety.)
Enjoy, and hope to see a lot of you tonight for the Discord chat along w JB! 🥰
2023-02-26 22:36:54 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! I‘m a lil behind with this one because we have been without power all day. I was hoping to get Donovan’s Brain added for you tonight, but it’s proving to be impossible without power and wifi.
So for tonight, please enjoy Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, and if you’re really hankering to dive into Donovan’s Brain, here are the Time Codes for that one....
2023-02-26 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Frightday, fiends! For your bit o’Friday Fun this week, here’s a look at the first “Any Jerk Can Host Drive-In Theater” Winner. (If you search that #, you will find clips for promos of it & also of another “Any Jerk…” winner.)
Enjoy the classic JB goodness, and hopefully I’ll be seeing a bunch of you in the Discord for our watchalong in just a few! 🖤
Greetings, Patron Saints! Just a friendly reminder that Chad Lindberg will be joining us in the Discord tonight at 9pm ET to watch/discuss the ISOYG remake. Hope you can come hang with us!
I also just got confirmation from JB that his Discord hang & chat sesh will be this Sunday at 8pm ET. Hope you can join us for that, too! ❤️
2023-02-24 17:21:10 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Big Wednesday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have the LEGENDARY Gary Busey episode. JB still talks about this one A LOT…and is constantly reminding me that Gary still owes him $900. (Ask him about it some time. 😉)
Tonight I was at AEW in Phoenix and THIS was worn by someone in the crowd. I 🖤🖤🖤🖤 when my 2 loves merge together!! 🥰
2023-02-23 05:03:33 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, y’all! Just wanted to explain why we’ve been a lil light on TotD posts recently. JB is under a tight writing deadline this week (I’ll fill you in on what that’s all about later 😉), and I don’t want to add to his stress by reminding him to think for us on the reg. 😋 I will post ‘em whenever he sends ‘em to me, and I’m sure once he’s past this stressy patch his brai...
2023-02-22 04:22:50 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, Patreon Pals!! THIS is what was supposed to be your regular Monstervision offering for this week. (See previous post for deets on that. 😉)
The sound still gets a lil didgy in some places, but it’s VASTLY improved over what we started with. If I run across a better copy I will switch it out for ya, but for now please enjoy Poltergeist Halloween!! 🎃
Here are the time co...
2023-02-19 19:50:43 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday, Patreon Pals!
I’m sure you heard the sad news that Raquel Welch passed away this week. I’d originally intended this to be your Sunday Funday offering for this week, in her honor. However, when I went to post your regularly scheduled Monstervision for tonight, I realized there were still some rough patches in it where I need to work on the sound a bit more. It'...
2023-02-19 07:12:07 +0000 UTC View PostY’all I’m so late for this Colin Farrell thing at the Aero tonight so forgive the lack of knowledge in this post. I will update it later but I didn’t want you to miss your Wednesday night DIT fix. The only note I made myself for this so far is “The end is so cute & Thst Sweet arm swing!” 🤷♀️
Enjoy! The bridge is around the 5:01 minute mark, I think! ...
2023-02-16 03:49:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Why are all diners Greek? Does anybody ever order the Spanokopita? If the diner is Greek, why are the waiters speaking Spanish? Are we making it tough on green card applications from Athens? Why do they wrap stuff in grape leaves? What exactly is that stuff in the grape leaves? Why can't you buy ouzo? (Questions that go through your head while waiting on your panini.) Aren't paninis Italian? Do...
2023-02-15 19:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Further evidence that Americans have way too much time on their hands: people complaining about the singing of "Lift Every Voice and Sing" at the Super Bowl.
First of all, the Super Bowl is a professional sports event staged by a group of businessmen--I think there are 30 of them, but there may be several thousand more since the Packers are ...
2023-02-14 04:07:20 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals!
Tonight’s episode is a bit of a mystery. It has Rusty during the first movie and Reno in the 2nd. i asked JB why that was, and he said “Never happened. The tape must be mislabeled.”
So, I looked it up online, and this is exactly how it aired that night. i updated him with that info, and he still said “Impossible! Reno was never on Last ...
2023-02-12 03:37:42 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll definitely be posting this on social later, but you get the first look, Patreon Pals!
We are > ONE HOUR away from the start of our Vicious Vegas Valentine special. Thank you so much to everyone joining us tonight. Love and appreciate you all so much! 💘💘💘
2023-02-11 01:12:16 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Humpday, homies! Tonight JB is blessing us with some Sam Kinison/Dr. Seuss hot takes, and really convincing me that I need to see Top Model. 😉
Enjoy, and we will see you Friday night for our Vicious Vegas Valentine special!! 💘
2023-02-09 04:36:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The richest man in the world is Bernard Arnault, a Frenchman who runs LVMH. LVMH is based in Paris and consists of 75 companies, including Louis Vuitton, Hennessey cognac, Moet & Chandon, Tiffany, Christian Dior, Fendi, Givenchy, Marc Jacobs, Bulgari, Tag Heuer, Princess Yachts, and 64 others that make things nobody really needs but millions of people think they can't do without.
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What if the Congress, or one of the state legislatures, decided, "Okay, that's enough new laws for right now. We have too many already"? Could they take a vote to, like, meet up again in five years?
I guess I can dream.
2023-02-05 17:57:15 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Since Joe Bob used to show this one a lot,, I figured I’d handle it a lil differently this time…Let’s see how this experiment goes. 😉🤞
Enjoy tearing the 🖤 outta Splatterday Night, Fright Fiends!
2023-02-04 21:51:27 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday, Patreon Pals! This edition of Friday Fun super speaks to me, as this lil Wondercat has already found a way to communicate ALLLLL of this without being able to speak.
Enjoy & have a wonderful weekend!! 🖤
2023-02-03 22:17:32 +0000 UTC View Post