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❤️Start in Heart ❤️
I’ve restructured my life this year because I don’t feel like I’m centered in heart and service. It’s all about mind and me. Starting and ending my day on Twitter (as much as I love/hate that place) isn’t healthy. So I’m implementing a new system and basing it off a practice I learned at an ashram I lived on for a while. It’s called “the golden silence” and basically you don’t ...
2018-01-25 17:32:16 +0000 UTC View PostThis Picture Is Everything
My niece and nephews are the precious light of my life and I have sacrificed time with them for a dream and a brain full of ideas that won’t let me rest. One of the scariest things about leaping into the void with no net is not only the ever present fear of failing but worrying that at the end of my life I’ll look back and realize it wasn’t worth it.
When I don’t want to keep pushi...
Current Reading
People always ask me, “Where did you go to college?” and I didn’t. I dropped out my freshman year and entered “Good Will Hunting” University. The library.
The books I read during Q1 and Q2 are usually a combination of 6-8 nonfiction books. I save the fiction for the lazy beach days and holidays.
Two of these books pertain to science stuff I’m fascinated in. I’m always...
Who Am I?
“Um….who are you?” Surprisingly, this is the most frequently asked question I get on Twitter (I blame the blue check). The simple answer is: I’m nobody, just like you. Just like everyone. I’m a bag of bones and flesh made of cool stuff like carbon and stardust (so I’ve been told). My existence is pretty meaningless in that I’ll swing through in the blink of an eye (from the perspecti...
2018-01-10 01:43:06 +0000 UTC View PostIf A Girl Doesn’t Tweet In the Woods, Does She Still Exist?
Media addiction is real for all of us; it’s particularly acute for those of us who depend on partaking in “the conversation” for our livelihood. We wake up and reach for our devices first thing. What’s trending? What did the Troll in Chief say now? How can I compare something in the news to The Handmaid’s Tale? How can I mock the social justice warriors or the deplorables? W...
2017-11-03 16:30:49 +0000 UTC View PostGoodbye Twitter (for now)
As much as I love Twitter, I find more and more that it sucks my time away from the things and people that matter the most to me. As many friends as I've made there and jobs opportunities have come my way, it increasingly feels like a soulless race to the bottom.
So for the time being, I'm retreating to my safe space, here on Patreon, where I can write whatever I want or however I'm feelin...
2017-10-21 21:45:15 +0000 UTC View PostLegends Never Die
I'm absolutely gutted about Tom Petty's death and coming on the heels of a mass shooting it seems even harder to swallow.
Like so many of us, he provided the soundtrack to my life. His lyrics lifted me up when I didn't think I could go on. He helped me traverse thousands of miles on countless road trips. I can't even recount how many times I saw him live. He touched millions upon millions o...
You're Never Too Old to Finish A Race
This past Saturday I participated in the Homeboy Industries annual 5K. I participated last year, but I had some kind of injury—I cant remember what exactly because I’ve been injured pretty much every three months for the past 3 years—but I had to walk the entire thing. It ended up being lovely because I walked with a w...
2017-09-26 15:46:30 +0000 UTC View PostWatching You Watching Me
This is the most realistic photo of me ever taken.
2017-08-09 05:12:00 +0000 UTC View PostPosing Nude to Empower Myself
The end of the world is near and none of this fucking matters. So subscribe to my Patreon for silly writings, musings about how dumb everything is and a daily dose of "empowerment" from yours truly!
(lol -- it's lit)
Don't Let Anyone Diagnose You*
*unless you're paying them to do so
In the past week I’ve been told I’m manic, depressed, a sex addict and co-dependent (ha!) and I haven’t even had my weekly Friday session with my shrink yet. The people who felt the need to share their unsolicited opinions about my mental health range from a comic, to a yoga instructor to a random woman in a 12-step program.
What’s funny ab...
2017-07-21 16:12:05 +0000 UTC View PostBoobs Make Everything Better
Even Joshua Tree which certainly doesn't need my help. But boobs bring people together and I believe, they will save the world.
2017-07-08 18:32:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Benched Podcast: Alana Levinson
I'm going to start linking all my work here so it's at least in one place. If you haven't been listening to our labor of love, Benched Podcast, you're missing out on one of the things that brings me the most joy in the world. Please subscribe and review so iTunes notices us.
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My 10,000 hours.
Some of you don't even know this exists. In 2006 I launched a subscriber based site with big dreams of branding myself and making stuff. Well, I succeeded in going bankrupt and writing on the site for no reason other than I had to write for almost a decade. It's insane how much writing is on this site and 3/4 of it is hidden because I am using the stories in a book of humorous essays.
I re...
Everything Is Bullshit
Do you ever look around at your life and ask, "Why am I doing any of this?" That's been the question that is most pressing lately. Maybe it's looking at my friend in hospice and realizing JESUS CHRIST I DO NOT WANT TO DIE IN LA.
Maybe I'm just getting older and suddenly my priorities are shifting. I'm craving a meaningful relationship more than anything lately. One where we take care of ea...
Mailbag Requests:
Hello! I have some very funny guests on my podcast this week and I would love some questions - anything regarding sex and relationships or life. Whatever!
2017-03-13 23:34:39 +0000 UTC View PostDay 1: 365 Days of Writing Prompts
Writer’s Block.
I’ve been trying to write this since 7am. It’s now 2pm. My writer’s block manifests as procrastination quite a lot. I’ll trick myself into thinking I’m “busy” but I’m really just afraid to sit down and see what truth my fingers have to reveal to me today. My wall is made of sound. The sound of a thousand people telling me, “Don’t you know how hard it i...
2017-03-08 22:10:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Snuggle Time
Good morning, sunshines. It's been a crazy entry into the new year but I feel like things are finally leveling out. How are all of my lovelies? This is a picture of the only snuggling I get.
2017-01-08 16:41:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Home Sweet Home
When I was growing up my grandparents would say, "Newport is one of the most gorgeous places in the world and someday you'll realize that." After traveling extensively all over the globe, I know they're right.
2016-12-13 02:46:40 +0000 UTC View Post
This is my project.
I might go nuts. It's like going through history and I feel that I need a shrink present. But I'm determined to see my way through it. I will probably be writing more than once a week just to process the day's progress. Wish me luck.
2016-09-19 21:25:03 +0000 UTC View Post