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Kevin Rudd Calmly Dismantles Low IQ Senators

Kevin Rudd Calmly Dismantles Low IQ Senators

HE'S BACK! AND HE'S BACK WITH A MISSION!

Thanks so much for all the support! Hopefully should have a long video for you next week!

Cheers, FJ Team

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Union Thug EXPOSED -Bill Shorten Interview

Union Thug EXPOSED -Bill Shorten Interview

[Early Access]

The other day Jordan sat down with the biggest union thug in the county: Bill Shorten.

They discussed life, politics, and most importantly of all, warhammer.

Thanks to Dr.Roe for painting the Shifty Shorten Battlesuit and thanks to the Sydney Trades Hall for letting us film there.

Have a great end to your week all,
The FJ Team

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Dictator Scomo

Dictator Scomo

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Hello Patrons!

Remember that time last year when Scomo decided that this whole democracy thing was just too much of pain and shut down parliament?

You can't be held accountable for your actions if there's nobody around to question you.

Thank you for your continued support,
The FJ Team.

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Australian Media = Scum

Australian Media = Scum

In a surprise turn of events we decided to be critical of the Australian media!

Who would of thought... 

Anyway we have some very big videos coming soon so stay tuned!

Thanks so much for your support!

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UwU I'm Literally Dying (◡ ω ◡)

UwU I'm Literally Dying (◡ ω ◡)

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Yes, that's the best title we could come up with.

If you've seen today's video about Facebook you know the score. That video was done on the fly so we couldn't justify making it a Patreon video. This is what we had scheduled so we're giving Patrons an early look. This will go up on YouTube normally some time next week.

Enjoy!

Under the liberal governme...

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Australia's Rivers of Blood

Australia's Rivers of Blood

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Hello Patrons!

Continuing on from last weeks video we're following up on Water theft.

This is the real solution to the mystery, the Liberals must have looked at the Aral Sea and decided they could do better. We have another documentary in the works about this subject, but in the meantime keep your eyes on Michael West for more.

Thanks for the continued...

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The $80million Pickpocketer

The $80million Pickpocketer

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Hello Patrons!

This week we're doing an overview of watergate and water corruption surrounding the Murray Darling Basin.

You can follow the clues at home and see if you can unravel the mystery... however, you will need to be some sort of genius detective.

We'll be back next Friday with another big look into water corruption with plenty more big videos ...

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Caliphate Craig Hates Australia

Caliphate Craig Hates Australia

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Hello Patrons!

This one is a little overdue, we're finally looking at Craig Kelly.

If you don't know who he is just pop over to his Facebook page and you'll get an idea pretty quickly. But Jordan wanted to delve into why he hates Australia and loves Muslims so much.

We can all only hope that one day Craig achieves his dream of transforming Australia in...

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Australian Psycho

Australian Psycho

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Hello Patrons!

Another week, another video tearing down the Liberal Government. This one is a good one, and it's long overdue. An in-depth look at how whistleblowers are treated in Australia.

Since when has it been illegal to report a crime? Since Perth's own Patrick Bateman became attorney general, beware the wrath of Christian Porter. If you report a crime,...

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I'm the Worst Person in Australia

I'm the Worst Person in Australia

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Hello Patrons!

It's official. Crikey have named Jordan as Australia's Arsehat of the Year. Naturally he must now put on his most passable Werner Herzog impression to ask "...but why?"

It's been almost a month since Jordan savaged some journalists, we're all overdue one of his signature rants.

Thank you for your continued support, it means everything to...

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Anti-Mask Freakouts!

Anti-Mask Freakouts!

Happy New Year Folks!

Sorry we've been a bit content light at the moment but the upside is it's because we're very busy!

We have some very very big and very good videos brewing!

Stay gangster.

Fj Team


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The Greatest Australian of All Time

The Greatest Australian of All Time

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Hello Patrons!

One final video for you all to close out the year, we're doing something a little different. A history lesson about someone who Jordan considers to be the greatest Australian of all time.

2020 was a wild year for friendlyjordies and we couldn't have done it without your support. Thank you all so very, very much. 2021 is shaping up to be just as...

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Lazy Scott

Lazy Scott

Merry Christmas patrons! Hope you're all having a good break, but we really really hope that Scomo isn't.

Thanks for sticking by us this year! We promise to make next year FASTER, GRANDER AND MORE DANGEROUS!

Fj Team

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Good For Nothing

Good For Nothing

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Hello Patrons,

In a drastic departure from normal proceedings we're leaving NSW for this video.

I know, I know. Crazy. But we thought it would be better to give Scomo a little bit of coverage rather than filling you in on the latest Gladys gossip.

Also, in case you haven't heard, Crikey have nominated Jordan as Arsehat of the year. Be sure to vote for...

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Pure Evil

Pure Evil

Hey Guys, 

Turns out there's another thing Gladys Berejiklian forgot! I wonder why she only forgets doing really corrupt stuff? Will she forget donating to charity? Thanks for the support and let's keep up the pressure! Make her remember! 


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SPEED CAMERAS

SPEED CAMERAS

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Hello Patrons,

Feels like a return to normalcy this week, especially seeing as we've got a video about Jordan ragging on the NSW libs for you.

What have they done this time? They're phasing out warnings for speed cameras. A TRAVESTY, surely some Liberal voters you know must be incensed.

Thank you for your continued support of the channel,
The FJ team...

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[Patreon Preview] How to Solve a Problem Like friendlyjordies

[Patreon Preview] How to Solve a Problem Like friendlyjordies

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[Preview]

Hello Patrons!

We're doing something we've never done today, putting the usual Friday video out as a premiere on Youtube because it's a BIG one. 58 minutes big.

We still wanted to get something to you a little early so here are the first 7 minutes of the video just for Patreon, check back later in the afternoon to catch the full video as it relea...

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Friendlyjordies is Cancelled (for real)

Friendlyjordies is Cancelled (for real)

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Hello Patrons,

Most of you were probably expecting this video. Jordan's response to the comments made last week, the articles, and the fallout. Best to just let him speak for himself.

Sorry we couldn't get this one to you last night, if you look at the length of the video and the circumstances that might explain why. We'll be sure to get the Sydney Morning He...

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I want to kiss TRUMP

I want to kiss TRUMP

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Hello Patrons!

Jordan has been FORCED to talk about the US election. Not even with a tongue-in-cheek attitude like last week... well he's halfway there at least.

More importantly Marcus Paul makes an appearance, The Australian has not been too happy with his antics. The prawn's evolution continues.

More importantly still - there's a big video coming ne...

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poopoo head

poopoo head

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Hello Patrons!

Another week, another Gladys video, or as Jordan has taken to calling her... poopoohead.

We're taking a look at the treatment of charities by the Liberal and the rules charities have to follow. It's funny what a donation or two can do.

Thank you for your continued support,

The FJ team.

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Return of the Boomer

Return of the Boomer

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Hello Patrons,

Every so often the heavens open and Gary Orsum graces us with his presence. He is back and Jordan couldn't be happier.

Gather round for the sermon and let's hear what he has to say this time.

Thank you so much for your continued support,
The FJ Team

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SUPER BARILARO KART!

SUPER BARILARO KART!

We managed to get our hands on the leaked footage of a certain Deputy Premier getting pulled over! MAMA MIA! 

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KEVIN 2020

KEVIN 2020

Hello Patrons!

He's back. Many of you will have heard about Kevin Rudd launching a petition to get the ball rolling for a Royal Commission into Murdoch's control over media in Australia.

This may or may not be something Jordan and all of you would be interested in.

What better time to have a second interview with the big man himself and just a fun catch up between Kevin '07...

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This Turns Me Into Colbert!

This Turns Me Into Colbert!

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Hello Patrons!

The Queensland state election is only a few weeks away and our coverage continues.

This week we take a look back on the economic track record of the two parties over the last decade.

Thank you all for your continued support of the channel!

Have a great weekend,

The FJ Team.

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I'm Scared

I'm Scared

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Hello Patrons!

It's a bit of a late night upload but we still wanted to get this to you before release tomorrow morning.

The QLD state election is only a month away and we'll continue our coverage as it approaches. Today we're providing a comparison of how the parties handle the environment. You can have two guesses as to who comes out on top.

Thank yo...

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The Media is AWESOME

The Media is AWESOME

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Hi Patrons,

So much has happened in the last few weeks!  Certainly you can feel it in the air, the tide just might be turning. The kitchen light has been turned on and the cockroaches in the media are starting to scurry.

Of course it's not like all is well in the world, we have a lot to cover very soon and there are some BIG videos in the works.

B...

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I'm on the news

I'm on the news

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Hello patrons!

In case you missed it - we released a little video called 'bruz' on Monday. 

That video was made by, uh, some "comedian" or something. I forget who exactly.

But regardless, it made the news. Here's our response to their response.

How very YouTube.

As always, thank you all so much for your continued support! It's been a crazy...

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We Have Good News

We Have Good News

[Early Access]

Hello patrons!

Before you watch today's video - yes, we've been closely monitoring the Liberal/National split in NSW State Parliament. As we address at the beginning of the video we're going to cover this bombshell story extensively next week! So look forward to that.

Today's video takes a look at a small victory for Koala habitat preservation. Federal Environme...

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I Trigger A Young Liberal

I Trigger A Young Liberal

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Well this should have come out 2 weeks ago...

Anyway, this last week has been big. Jordan visited some Koalas, we called in Kevin Rudd for a video, and of course we reviewed the Bachelor. All coming off the AUWU debacle from last week.

So, let's have some fun. Friendlyjordies proudly presents: TWITTER WARS... from about 2 weeks ago.

Thank you for your c...

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my apology

my apology

 [Early Access]

If you've been following any of the... escapades on the Friendlyjordies Twitter account you may have been expecting this.

Jordan has done wrong and must apologise. Well that's what nearly everybody else seems to think at least.

Sorry for the late upload, there wasn't a lot of time to work on this longer vid.

The FJ Team

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