Wendy rode the platform to the top of the tower, twitching and pulling at her clothes. She was still feeling exposed without her armor on. She wiped at her eyes as she arrived at the top, already hearing her Dad’s snores.
She smiled.
“Hey!” Her Mum waved her over, even changing forms to give her a big hug. It made Wendy want to...
2023-09-15 09:04:55 +0000 UTC View PostSlothy whined as more of the strange shell creatures emerged from the mists. She was tired, and it wasn’t fun anymore.
A dozen of the things lay in a path behind her, but they just kept coming. It was as if they didn’t understand that she was a princess!
The clicking intensified as the creatures drew even closer.
“Fuck off, ya ba...
2023-09-15 08:59:32 +0000 UTC View Post
The cover for Vol 3 of the Waystation is finally up!
2023-09-13 10:14:40 +0000 UTC View PostWendy watched her skeletal claws pass harmlessly through the giggling nightmare yet again. She snarled, kicking and slicing at the air, meeting nothing but more mist.
“I’ll kill you!” Wendy snarled, leaping at the misty form again.
“How when you can’t even hurt me?” The girl giggled.
“I’ll find a way, trust me!” Wendy backe...
2023-09-13 10:12:44 +0000 UTC View PostLord Troy drew a long, shining sword from the jeweled sheath at his waist, summoning a gleaming shield with a stylish flick of his wrist.
He nodded to Bert as he kicked off from the wall, coming to rest on the ground below the Waystation.
“Come then, swine!” He called, his voice rich and deep. “Come and answer for your crimes!...
2023-09-13 10:11:15 +0000 UTC View Post“I don’t like it,” Bert shook his head. “We should go around.”
“Ugh!” Bell grunted. “Why?”
“The last time I went into the mists….” He trailed off. “Well, you know.”
“You met some red-haired psycho so hot for you that she ripped your head off?” Bell asked with a smirk. “You really think there a...
2023-09-08 06:44:49 +0000 UTC View Post“Bud!” Bert called. “I thought you were dealing with this?”
“I am trying!” Bud called back as he tried to pull the dwarf free from Slothy’s grasp. “Every time I get him out, she just goes and gets him again.” Bud gave an exasperated sigh.
“Slothy?” Bert called, and she looked over at him defiantly. “Wil...
2023-09-06 07:58:30 +0000 UTC View PostBert looked down at the small, broken body of the half-pixie. Her name was Rose, and she was a thief class, according to her sister.
He was about to invite a corpse to join his Court.
He shrugged.
Technically, he already had two corpses in his court if you counted Tim and Bud. So, one more shouldn’t make a difference in...
2023-09-06 07:57:20 +0000 UTC View Post“We better get back for that town meeting,” Bert said grimly. “We need to finish this.”
“One sec,” Bell said and tapped on one of the speakers on the dash, “Wendy?”
“Yes, Mum?” Wendy called.
“We need Bud and the Patrol to come over and cover the other exits from the village,” Bell said.
“Oka...
2023-09-01 05:50:27 +0000 UTC View PostSlothy ambled across the plains, sniffing the air for exciting scents. She had seen a small copse of trees nearby and could smell water. She was planning on having a quick swim before she took her nap.
Way Way always ensured she was clean, and her humans gave her regular brushings. But nothing beats a swim.
The sun had warmed he...
2023-09-01 05:48:51 +0000 UTC View Post“You're not going to like this,” Bell warned as they sat outside the Express. The fold-out camp setup had been deployed, and Bert was frying up some Bison Steaks for their dinner over the small campfire.
“I’m sure I won’t,” Bert agreed. “That meeting was fucking insane.”
“I might be wrong, but I think it’s Fae...
2023-08-30 08:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe journey to the borders of the former Three Houses lands was quiet and untroubled. The plains stretched away in all directions, with the occasional sign of a farm or small village in the distance.
Without the civil war raging, the area seemed almost idyllic, at least whenever neither of the pixies decided to make it rain blood.
“Mary, what can I do for you?” Bert asked as he washed his hands. It had been nonstop since they first arrived on the battlefield. The cavalry charge had come after hours of fighting, and the armies had barely a half dozen healers between them.
“Thank you for seeing me, Lord Caretaker,” Mary bowed deeply. She had come alon...
2023-08-25 06:05:57 +0000 UTC View PostArriving at a battle already underway was a completely different experience from anything they had done before.
Libby had warned him it would be bad, but she had failed to capture the true horror of it. The elevated viewing position left nothing to the imagination.
They had seen the smoke in the distance almost immediately. W...
2023-08-23 06:23:56 +0000 UTC View PostThe Waystation rolled to a stop to a general cheering from the nearby warriors. It seemed that word of the healing on offer had spread. An area had apparently been cleared for them.
Bell parked somewhere else.
Partly because she didn’t trust them, and partly because fuck their plans.
Bell was an independent Pixie and w...
2023-08-23 06:22:10 +0000 UTC View PostI often use the Interlude to flesh out the characters and backstory a little.
Let me know who you want to see get the next one.
I'll leave this running for a while, so I can get to everyone eventually!
2023-08-19 07:21:00 +0000 UTC View Post“Oh, stop bitching,” Libby said once Bert finally managed to track her down. “You would have helped us anyway.”
“Really?” Bert snapped.
“You were never going to just wave and drive away,” Libby smiled. “I know people, Caretaker Hudson. You don’t want to help, but you will.”
“I never said I didn’t wan...
2023-08-18 05:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostTo say the sudden arrival of the enormous Express created a stir would be an understatement. The various forces appeared unsure of what to do at first, and ultimately it did not matter. They couldn’t stop it, and Wendy was not in a slowing down kind of mood.
It pulled up to the Waystation just as Bert came around the back of the giant v...
2023-08-16 09:03:16 +0000 UTC View Post“She’s just not a hugger,” Bert gasped as Bud laughed.
“I thought you had lost it there for a minute,” Bud said. “I haven’t seen you that angry before.”
“I admit I may have lost it, just a bit, there.” Bert huffed. “But that guy really pissed me off.”
“We did kind of torture him,” Bud admitted. “He...
2023-08-16 09:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostA coolness passed over Bert, drawing him up from unconsciousness. It felt like his body was on fire, but the chill was fighting it. The feeling passed over him again as he fought his way toward consciousness.
He had to get out of the fire; he was burning. HE WAS BURNING!
His mind filled with images of teeth snapping at his flesh, and h...
2023-08-11 06:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post“So it really has nothing to do with carpets?” Bell teased Bert.
“Well, sort of,” He said, “You drop a carpet of bombs… that covers the ground… like a carpet.”
“So why didn’t they call it like-a-carpet-bombing?” She grinned.
“Carpet bombing sounds snappier?” Bert offered.
“If you need to give it a...
2023-08-11 06:28:31 +0000 UTC View Post“You can’t be serious!” Percy protested.
“Well, I suppose if you have a better offer in terms of meat?” Wendy shrugged.
“That is blackmail,” Percy noted.
“No, just supply and demand.” Wendy grinned. “I have the supply and the demand.”
“Do you know Bert and Bell never asked for a thing?” He said...
2023-08-09 08:54:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe creation of the Deadlands had a lot of fallout, and in the days immediately following the spell, there were a lot of very rapid changes. While the academics were trying to discover what had happened, the areas around it were in chaos. The twin cities had been not only the axis of trade but also the stabilizing force in the nearby areas.
Fe...
2023-08-09 08:53:12 +0000 UTC View Post“Will you watch the road?” Scruff squeaked as Wendy rummaged in the cabin’s storage.
“I am,” She laughed. “I can see out of the Express at all times. Remember?”
“Still, though,” Scruff huffed. “It’s just creepy watching this thing drive itself.”
Wendy laughed and winked at Scruff before closing her eye...
2023-08-04 06:27:13 +0000 UTC View PostBy the time Bert woke up the following day, the Waystation was surrounded. House Jura had apparently wanted to make a point. The lines of men in armor, armored knights on horseback, leather-clad archers, and robed mages stood at a distance from the Waystation, encircling it but not attacking. At least not yet.
Eckhart was standing on the parapet ov...
2023-08-04 06:25:19 +0000 UTC View PostThere are a lot of advantages to having a control tower that is so tall. One of those is the ability to see over things. The hill in front of them, for example.
A group of armored knights crouched behind the cover of the Hill and prepared a frankly pathetic ambush.
They had dug a trench in the road. It was deep. It was not wide.
“They ...
2023-08-02 06:20:09 +0000 UTC View Post“What about Percy?” Wendy asked. “You were supposed to tell him what was going on!”
“Nice try,” Bert smirked. “You just want to run off with the Express for a bit.”
“Percy knew we would only come back to warn them of danger,” Bell said from her perch on his shoulder.
“This is such bollocks!” Wendy said. “I am per...
2023-08-02 06:18:38 +0000 UTC View PostBell put her hands on her hips and glared.
“Are they ever coming out?” Wendy whined. “We want to meet her!”
“They have been separated for years!” She growled at her daughter. “They deserve to have some private time!”
“Some?” Scruff giggled. “They’ve been in there for a whole day already. If they ha...
2023-07-28 06:58:54 +0000 UTC View Post“Oi! Oi!” A woman yelled through the open doorway as Jerry sat with Bert and the crew for breakfast the next morning. She was dressed almost exactly like Jerry, and her auburn hair was tied back into a high ponytail. She also shared the same autumnal storm-looking pupils. “Ya beat me, you bastard!”
“Crissy! I wondered what was taking...
2023-07-26 06:54:34 +0000 UTC View PostBert stomped out of the Barn, his face like thunder. It was too much. How did this shit keep happening to him? Why the flying fuck had he met not just one, but two Immortals.
“Most mortals would be happy talking to a God, would they?” He grumbled. “Then they are fucking idiots.” He looked around grumpily, seeing none of the usual mornin...
2023-07-26 06:53:29 +0000 UTC View Post