Stop, drop & roll for loot, it's time to update The Kleptogoblicon!
This update brings an assortment of items including ...
Barrel of Bartering
A finely crafted but cumbersome barrel that is immune to any form of magic that could make it easier to move, such as shrinking it or making it weightless. Any item stored within the barrel becomes more appealing to pot...
Swag bags at the ready, loot day is upon us once more. This month includes tools, trinkets and tonics to keep your adventurers well equipped for their travels. Thank you for your support with the project, we're not far off of the 1500 items milestone now!
2023-05-31 13:44:45 +0000 UTC View PostWith the end of the month landing on a Sunday, loot day is a bit early this month. Amongst an eclectic collection of other items, 'Concoctions of Character' are a new item type in this update. These are potions with permanent effects that create changes in character and behaviour, something to add some spice to the role-play element of the game.
Thank you for your continued support, I hop...
2023-04-28 08:58:55 +0000 UTC View PostAs we March forward into April, it can only mean one thing. It's loot day!
This month marks a couple of milestones, the book has now passed the 150 pages mark and now contains over 1200 items. So as always, a huge thank you for supporting the book and I hope you are having fun with the loot.
Have a fantastic month & if I don't talk to you beforehand on the socials, I'll see you ...
2023-03-31 08:13:22 +0000 UTC View PostReady ... Steady ... Loot!
Here's some more trinkets and treasures for you fantastic people. Apologies if anyone picks up anything cursed ...
Thank you for your support, I hope you've had a fantastic February. Now, if you need me ... I'll be planning the next heist.
Did somebody order a huge loot bag of new items?
Here's your monthly Kleptogobliconigal update, enjoy.
A big welcome to the new patrons and as always a huge thank you to all of you for supporting the book. It is greatly appreciated.
2023-01-30 10:53:15 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year!
I hope you all had a fantastic break. I don't know what went on with my loot table mechanics, but I received 14 chocolate oranges.
I spent quite some time over the holidays examining how I can make The Kleptogoblicon a better product for you guys and I have come up with a solution that has made The Kleptogoblicon a much more versatile book and will put my writing out...
2023-01-11 11:51:32 +0000 UTC View PostA Happy New Year to you all and as always, a huge thank you for your support. Here's to 2023 and the piles and piles of loot it shall bring. See you on the other side.
2022-12-31 18:43:39 +0000 UTC View PostIt's book update day!
This update brings you a stack of new pages to play with including Loot Socks, Kaos Kibble and a new travelling merchant called Tink, plus lots more.
Thank you so much for supporting the project and I hope you are having fun using the content. If you have any ideas for lists, please don't hesitate to get hold of me on one of the socials.
Looks like it's t...
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2022-11-21 10:26:10 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Halloween!
This update brings you new quests, some spooky items, vial variants and many more lists.
If you are celebrating Halloween tonight I hope you have a fantastic time and may your night be filled with full-sized candy bars.
Thank you for the support & see you in November or over on the socials.
Hello fellow Kleptogoblins!
Bit of a surprise update today. I have completely disassembled every list in the book and reassembled them into easier to read tables and put them in easier to find chapters ... yes, that was as fun as it sounds, but it was for the greater good.
(The greater good ...)
Also, I won the argument with MS Word and got a background working ...
2022-10-17 09:30:55 +0000 UTC View PostHello fellow Kleptogoblins!
Just a quick note today, I will be changing the upload schedule from once a week to once a month. This doesn't mean reduced content, you'll just get four times the amount in one big chunk.
This has already freed up a lot of mental capacity and you've got one heck of an update coming up which will be released at the end of the month.
Between updates ...
2022-10-06 10:13:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are your views on changing the weekly updates to monthly updates? You would still get the same amount of content but in 1 bigger monthly download instead of 4 weekly ones.
This way I can spend more time writing instead of formatting PDFs and arguing with Word. Plus, you'll have less PDF's and e-mails cluttering your computers.
I think monthly is better all round but please let ...
2022-10-03 08:57:46 +0000 UTC View PostAnd so ends September ... somebody go wake up Green Day.
Big old update this week including character goals, secret cults, tavern names and much more. Enjoy!
As always, a huge thank you for supporting the project.
Onwards, to spooky season!
2022-09-30 09:45:34 +0000 UTC View PostI see a lot of new faces this week. Which means a lot of you have been breakin' the first two rules of Dice Club.
Great to see you all here & a huge thank you for your support.
Come and say hi over on the Discord https://discord.gg/8FnVWE9r4W
See you next week my fellow Kleptogobli...
2022-09-23 07:41:23 +0000 UTC View PostIcosahedrons at the ready! This update sees the book sections chopped into D20 lists so you can use them as random roll tables. I hope you are all well and as always, thank you for your support. This week I shall leave you with a joke ...
"What Do You Call a Wizard with 12 eyes?"
A Wiiiiiiiiiiiizard.
I'm here all week, try the veal.
2022-09-16 07:58:32 +0000 UTC View PostBit of a beasty update this week, lottsa lists! Enjoy!
2022-09-09 10:13:04 +0000 UTC View PostAnd so begins September, which stems from the Latin root 'septem' which means seven, which makes perfect sense for the name of the ninth month ... we can thank the Romans for that one ... what have the Romans ever done for us?
Here's the weekly update, I hope you are all doing well and a big welcome to the new patrons. As always, thank you all of you for your ongoing support.
2022-09-02 08:19:01 +0000 UTC View PostWow, that month flew by. Here's the last update of August 2022. One more month and it's time for spook season! I hope you are all well and enjoy the weekly update. Thank you for your support.
2022-08-26 11:46:51 +0000 UTC View PostAnother week and another update. I hope you are enjoying the book and thank you for your ongoing support. Have a great weekend and see you again next week, unless I talk to you sooner on the media of social variety.
2022-08-19 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt's that time again. Here's the weekly update.
Thank you for your support. If you haven't already, come and say hi over on the Discord server or Instagram. Links in the PDF.
2022-08-12 11:45:20 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Friday again! I swear these weeks are getting quicker.
This week brings a couple of new items, some quests and some random encounters in a town among other things.
A huge welcome to our new Patrons and an even huger thank you for all of you reading this and supporting the project. Have a great weekend.
2022-08-05 10:38:59 +0000 UTC View PostLooks like it's the weekend again! Here's the weekly update.
This week has mostly been about illustrations and populating some random lists.
As always, thank you so much for your support.
2022-07-29 13:50:48 +0000 UTC View PostYet another Friday is upon us, which means it's update day. A huge welcome and thank you to the new Patrons, your support is greatly appreciated.
Also this week, I've started a Discord server ... link's in the PDF.
2022-07-22 12:04:51 +0000 UTC View PostAs you can see, The Kleptogoblicon has had another make-over. It's now a PDF, but thanks to a few hours of YouTube tutorials, it's an interactive PDF with bookmarks and everything! I'm finally happy with the format now, so if any of you hear me muttering ideas about turning it back into an Excel sheet, you have permission to curse me.
I ran out of daylight hours today in formatting the te...
2022-07-15 15:09:36 +0000 UTC View PostEdit: Removed old download file. You didn't want it anyway, the new one is much better.
2022-07-08 13:39:44 +0000 UTC View PostI have spent the last week armed with carpentry tools and several doses of transformation potions ... but I have done it ... I have turned the book into a table.
The Kleptogoblicon is now a mega-table that can be sorted and filtered to find exactly the items you need. Your player just asked what is on the bookshelf ... filter the sheet to only show books ... Your players just looted the s...
2022-07-01 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostIt is finally time to release 'The Kleptogoblicon' out into the world. A tome of 500+ items for you to rifle through and steal to give to your adventurers ... or maybe their enemies.
I've had a lot of fun writing this and will be continuing to add to it every week. I hope you enjoy it too.
2022-06-17 09:37:46 +0000 UTC View PostVersion 1 of the Kleptogoblicon is now in the final stages. I just have a bit of polishing and proof-reading to do and we're good to go. Friday 17th June looks a likely date for release.
The first version sits at just under 30,000 words with over 500 items for you to unleash upon your worlds. The plan is to then add to this document weekly and evolve it into a massive resource ...
2022-06-08 08:59:25 +0000 UTC View Post