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An autistic woman has been branded “selfish” after deciding not to bring a child into gestures at everything, sources have revealed.
Avery Mann, 34, has a perfectly good womb, but has opted to leave it empty for reason...
2025-01-28 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic child lining up their toys is doing childhood wrong, joyless autism experts have explained.
Seven-year-old Finley Rice, who gets immense pleasure from arranging his toys by size and colour, has been told to stop it immediately and do so...
2025-01-24 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has been accused of “inflexible black-and-white thinking” after insisting on constantly changing her pre-existing conceptions when new information comes to light.
According to loved ones, Lottie Fitzgerald, 32, stubbornly refus...
2025-01-21 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic child has been cured by her family telling her to cut it out, it has been announced.
Mary Walker, 9, who has always displayed autistic traits, was miraculously fixed by her parents insisting that she stop it at once.
He...
2025-01-17 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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Here at The Daily Tism, we know how hard it can be to get your shit together. That’s why we have absolutely no idea how to help - but we do have these five quotes that are supposed to help you get your important life admin done but definitely won’t. 2025-01-14 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic adult has defied defying stereotypes by actually being just like your autistic nephew, it has been rumoured.
Despite being a fully grown woman, Olivia Buckingham, 28, is exactly like seven-year-old Finley Rice...
2025-01-10 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Autism researcher Simon Baron-Cohen has issued an apology after admitting that he has spent his entire career confusing autistic people with a fictional extraterrestrial humanoid species from the television show, Star Trek.
... 2025-01-07 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostGet your 2025 diaries out (very carefully, we don’t want to fuck up the first page)! Our first Patreon Live of the year is happening on Sunday 19th January at 6pm GMT!
We’re being joined by The Daily Tism writer and fellow evil autistic, Sarah Amero, to talk about taking those scary first steps towards a career in the arts!
As always, the hangout is open to all paid Patreon sub...
2025-01-05 10:01:48 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman accused by a friend of overcompensating has attempted to rectify the situation with a cake reading “sorry for overcompensating.”
Navya Randhawa, 32, who never goes anywhere without a cornucopia of home-baked goods, issued the a...
2025-01-03 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has been left “bereft” after her safe food suddenly became repulsive for literally no reason, it has been rumoured.
Pippa Durham, 26, was thoroughly enjoying her daily ricotta ravioli when, without any warning, it turned on he...
2024-12-31 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has expressed horror after discovering that the comprehensive block feature on Bluesky doesn’t work on real life, it has been reported.
Freya Emerson, 33, was initially delighted when blocking ex-colleague Robert Noot, 50, basically w...
2024-12-27 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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A family is currently embroiled in a blazing row while wearing their matching Christmas pyjamas and looking absolutely ridiculous doing it, according to reports.
The Shure family, from Cheshire, have already started their annual Christmas Day ar...
2024-12-25 11:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has become a real-estate billionaire after finally charging the moochers who have been living in her head rent-free for years, it has been announced.
Ffiona Maw, 39, had spent the last four decades allowing thousands of tenants to occup...
2024-12-24 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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An AuDHD woman is so late with last year’s Christmas presents that she can now pass them off as early for this year, sources have revealed.
Pippa Durham, 40, spent hours selecting and wrapping the perfect gifts for loved ones, before promptly forgetting...
2024-12-20 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has expressed frustration after a new acquaintance refused to break the ice by crossing any social boundaries, it has been rumoured.
Ffiona Maw, 31, had been Bluesky mutuals with Jay Chester, 33, for over a month and had h...
2024-12-17 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHi all,
Sara here with that ol’ spiky autistic skillset confessing time zones confused the shot out of me and tonight’s premiere is at 6pm GMT, not BST as previously stated! Everyone should now have the Zoom link in their inbox and we look forward to seeing you at yhe (hopefully) correct time tonight!
2024-12-15 13:13:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has found the key to eternal bliss after finally realising she’s allowed to say “no” whenever the fuck she wants, sources have revealed.
Miya Wilkes, 34, who until recently spent her entire life people pleasing herself into a weep...
2024-12-13 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman’s new love interest has vowed not to treat her like her ex did, promising instead to be a totally different kind of cunt, it has been rumoured.
Sabeen Bhatt, 30, who has been hurt in the past, was initially relieved when new boyfrien...
2024-12-10 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Right-wing assholes looking to start beef with autistics as their next culture-war target have no idea how annoying we plan to be, autistics have announced.
In a statement released today, the autistic population explained: “Lol have you ever got ...
2024-12-06 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic man recently appointed the latest Father Christmas has announced robust new policies to guarantee the integrity of the naughty-or-nice system.
In a statement released today, the incumbent Santa explained that while making a list ...
2024-12-03 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostTism Team!
As many of you know, we have been beavering away behind the scenes, having teamed up with the phenomenal Turtle Canyon Comedy to create a short web sketch show pilot.
We are releasing the show to the public on Monday 16th December - so what better way to thank you all for your support then screening it a day early on our next Patreon live hangout on Su...
2024-12-02 11:46:57 +0000 UTC View Post
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Weighted blankets are a bit like being buried under an avalanche, but one that’s somehow too hot and won’t kill you, a study has revealed.
The peer-reviewed paper, released this week confirmed the hypothesis that rather than being a comforting ...
2024-11-29 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic man seeking a life partner enjoys spending quality time inside, getting plenty of stale air and short walks to the fridge, his dating profile has revealed.
Cameron Brereton, 33, has been single for three years, but hopes to meet a likemi...
2024-11-26 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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Autistics have issued a statement warning neurotypicals about the health and safety risks inherent in stoking open flames for festive nut-roasting purposes.
The statement, released in response to The Christmas Song (1945), advised non-autist...
2024-11-22 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic cisgender heterosexual white man in his 40s is still, unfortunately, just a cisgender heterosexual white man in his 40s, it has been confirmed.
Robert Noot, 44, is neurodivergent but according to anonymous sources, still manages t...
2024-11-19 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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The number one cause of autistic people quietly losing their shit is the thumbs-up emoji, a study has revealed.
The paper, published this week, concluded that the emoji, which ostensibly serves the purpose of demonstrating that a message has...
2024-11-15 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has managed to be so out of date with current trends that she has become trendy again, it has been confirmed.
Ffiona Maw, 37, who has worn the same velvet dresses, mesh tops and chokers since the 1990s, has reportedly...
2024-11-12 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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A neurotypical audience at a concert has attempted to take credit for the performance by repeatedly self-high-fiving, an autistic woman has reported.
According to Natasha Weaving, 32, the otherwise well-behaved crowd at a local Abba tr...
2024-11-08 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHi all,
We know.
We've got you. Our next Patreon Live is Sunday 17th November at 6pm BST - unsurprisingly on the topic of autistic self-care, glimmers of hope and looking after each other at this, let's face it, pretty fucked-up time.
As always, the Zoom link will go out to all paid subscribers the day before the event - come as you are, cameras on or off, be as comfy and sti...
2024-11-07 08:48:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman with a crush on Some Guy has generously gifted him with a far superior personality crafted entirely from her imagination.
Ellie Mulligan, 28, bestowed completely average bloke Lucas Fletcher, 31, with a winning character bef...
2024-11-05 11:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post