I have run into a problem.
I have 4 shorties that are fully filmed and in the editing process, but I have no idea which one I should post first. They will all go up at some point, but I am currently stuck in a space of choice paralysis where I bounce between editing all of them, and I want to devote my time to ...
2021-07-01 19:39:24 +0000 UTC View Post
WE ARE GOING LIVE IN ONE HOUR, at 7 PM ET.
Come join as I walk through all of my old videos, including the terrible ones that I've unlisted, and I tell little stories about each of them. It's a Q&A, too, so feel free to bring questions!
I labeled it as "Part 1" because I'm just gonna go from the very b...
2021-06-28 22:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello Jorts Enthusiasts, here's the info for June's goofy livestream:
We'll be going back through all of my old videos (including the unlisted ones) and I'll tell you all the bits and pieces that might not be evident from the final product! It'll probably end up being a Q&A, too, in case y'all have specific qu...
2021-06-21 17:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
After the last progress report, I'll keep this one shorter (mostly because no devastating setbacks have occurred).
I've got FIVE (5) video ideas in the works right now. The reason I've got five of them is because four of them ("Shorties") are gonna be very very ve...
2021-06-18 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It's June's process livestream!
We're gonna make a song that's about 30-60 seconds long for one of my upcoming short videos. I'll explain what the short songs are for in an upcoming post for all patrons! The thumbnail for this livestream is unre...
2021-06-16 19:07:16 +0000 UTC View PostMuch like the hair video, this cooking video doesn't have a lot of new music, but it does have some weird stingers that I had to write for little bits!
As always, feel free to download the SFX labelled audio files and use them in your projects whenever!
P.S. A fun little tidbit is that the morse code I us...
2021-06-08 17:35:01 +0000 UTC View PostMy second cooking video is here.
This blooper reel was originally going to be longer than the actual video. I can never tell if that means I'm really good at editing things out, or if I'm really bad at filming things in the first place.
it's May's process livestream, also coming in just under the wire!
this video is about ice cream. i make ice cream in the video.
see you tomorrow!
2021-05-27 19:16:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Enjoy the final Tier list:
Welcome to Ma...
2021-05-22 21:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
phew, this is a long one. oops.
As I mentioned in a previous post, I wanted to show y'all the gear I needed to bring with me in order to film two VERY DIFFERENT videos while away from home. Karen and I went on a trip and filmed "we like watching birds" and the upcoming
Well folks, according to last month's poll, it looks like I'll be making a tier list of ABBA songs for our May goofy livestream. Here's the info:
I can't wait to pretend like I don't already know which one's are going to be top tier. (Again, since this stream will most likely have ABBA musi...
2021-05-14 18:12:43 +0000 UTC View Post
How many bird noises can I turn into instruments and then jam into one song? Currently, the record is seven! But maybe next time I'll get eight!
(I'm weirdly proud of the strange choral bit in the middle of the song, but it isn't very audible in the final mix, so I'm glad I can put the stems here in case y'all want to hear it more clearly. Also, there was originally an organ in that part,...
2021-05-10 16:20:01 +0000 UTC View PostFull disclosure: We started this video thinking that birds were neat, but after spending hours outside trying to find and film interesting birds, Karen and I are 100% birdwatchers and absolutely love looking at those sweet little sky dogs.
WELCOME TO MY FIRST THIRDLY REPORT. We'll be going live promptly at 7 p.m. EST, so make sure you are wearing your business-appropriate clothing and have your business-appropriate snacks.
I will present my short slideshow and then drink some wine/grill some meats while you ask me questions.
(I'll see you all shortl...
So here's the deal: it's getting down to the wire here for me to do my April goofy livestream.
In my old jobs, I would always have "quarterlies," where I'd meet with my manager and we'd talk about how I did for the past quarter, and what I'd do for the next one. As of this Friday, we'll be 1/3rd of the way through this year.
So we're gonna do a "thirdly."
Howdy, Jorts Enthusiasts! It's time for the April Process Livestream. It'll go live:
I'll be editing the video, codenamed "bird," so it'll contain spoilers for the next vid. If you'd rather go in unspoiled, feel free to wait until it comes out (probably the fi...
2021-04-21 15:07:10 +0000 UTC View Post
As you can see by the amount of stems here, this was produced by someone who is smarter and better at production than I am (it's Jonah Scott).
This song turned out so good because of him, and I'm so stoked that he could help out. I'm also extremely happy that I could include a file called "JustOneDay_GRUNT.w...
2021-04-13 16:20:01 +0000 UTC View Post
2winz² is officially on the scene with an incredibly strong first single. And also probably last single.
As I mentioned in the 2021-04-13 16:10:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey y'all! It's our trial run of a second livestream! As I mentioned before, this is a process livestream, so it'll just be me editing the upcoming video. This livestream will go live tomorrow:
(Just hop into this post tomorrow and you'll be able to click through the video at the top and watch it. Or you can just hang out on the page ...
2021-03-24 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
hahahahahahahahahahahaha i did that thing again where i bought a new gadget and a bunch of props for three video ideas i have and then i probably will never use those things ever again hahahaha whoopsie daisy!
So I have a 360 camera now. It's a "consumer" one, mostly used by real estate agents to photograph houses that they're selling so that people can do virtual walkthroughs. But I am ...
It is time for us to play the Wiki Game....
2021-03-13 23:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostJORTS ENTHUSIASTS... you have spoken:
I put the Wiki Game down without expecting it to do numbers... but it DID NUMBERS. So that's what's happening. And it will be happening:
...
So... let's talk about how there's no music in this video.
It sadly means that I have no new music to give to you Novelty Instrumentalists, but it was an intentional choice! I often lean on music a little too hard to get people to really connect with a video (Jonah's music for $20K was exactly what it needed to make it ...
Howdy, y'all. I accidentally made a jokeless video. Oh shoot!
But at least you can now watch how I made that jokeless video right here!
This ...
2021-03-03 17:16:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, hello, it is that time... the time to make a SONG. On our FEBRUARY LIVESTREAM.
I do not know what this song will be, but we will make it together, and see where it takes us.
We'll go live at 1 p.m. EST today, so grab some snacks and come hang out!
****NOW TH...
2021-02-20 17:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
HELLO HELLO HELLO.
Here's the fully produced song I made for "that feeling when..." etc. The title's too long to keep writing out. You get the gist.
Along with that, I've included all of the stems for the music as .wav files, in case you'd like to remix (or just want to hear all of the pieces of the song on their...
I tried my absolute hardest to create the least clickable title for this video, and I think I did a pretty good job. Similar to "$20k," it's easier for me to just refer to this video as "TFW" or "that feeling when..." and that's what I love about it. Nothing better than a title that gets abridged by its own creator.
Anyw...
2021-02-15 17:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy Jorts Enthusiasts,
It's mid-February, and I haven't announced the FEBRUARY LIVESTREAM INFO, which means it's about time for me to announce the FEBRUARY LIVESTREAM INFO. So here is the FEBRUARY LIVESTREAM INFO:
I'm super excited for it! I do not k...
2021-02-10 18:57:39 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been a few weeks since I've posted, so I figured I'd give y'all a little update on the two videos I'm working on, which I'll currently call VHS and TFW. There aren't any spoilers in this post or anything, beyond a few screenshots of scripts and screencaps of the VHS filming.
To set this up, here are the two things I really wanted to do in VHS:
1. I wanted it to b...
2021-02-01 18:41:19 +0000 UTC View PostBy now, I've probably called eight or nine different videos my "magnum opus," and most of those times I'm exaggerating. This time is no different, but I will still call this video my magnum opus.
PASSWORD: bikinglad
If you're confused, good. The only context you need is that I do an 2021-01-15 17:20:08 +0000 UTC
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