BrettneySpears

Should I have bought this freakin' shirt???

I was at Zara the other day )big surprise) and I tried on this Sully-ass cheetah print shirt and I low-key loved it, even though everything about it told me it's wrong...

Like it's giving roller rink. It's giving vacation on planet neptune. But part of me really digs it.

Now, it was like $60...which for a cheap b**ch like me, I kinda rebuke that. Even though in the grand scheme of l...

Itchy SCALP!

Y'all I actually love the video diary format I need to do this every day.

Also LMK how y'all fix itchy scalps!?! like help!

Should I buy a laptop??? UGH idk

Men are CREEPY: Mukbang Monday

Well Well WELL here we go again! Another Monday of mukbangs. Anybody notice i barely eat in these....like what a concept.

Todays Topics Are...

-Men are Creepy Crawly

-Your fun FACT 

-Red Flags....

GAME NIGHT TONIGHT

Hey kiddos,

I know it’s kinda last minute, but we’re having a little discord game night tonight, and would LOVE to have y’all there if you can make it!

Tonight we’ll be doing so jackbox games I believe, which are always fun!

The plan is for 4:00pm PT, if you can make it I would LOVE IT!

Hope to see you there!

Brett-ney

Am I A Hiker?? Mukbang (Wednesday)

Hi Babies! Sorry about the delay, I've been hiking and having strep and shit! But anywho, here's your Mukbang (Wednesday) 

Today's Topics

-Am I A Hiker?

-Your Olympic Sports

-Favorite Fun Fact?

Love ya,

Brett

DM Me your Snapchat Username

I'm realizing it's easier if I just add you all myself. SO, if you're not already friends with me on Snapchat, send me a DM on PATREON with you username, and I will add you!

Private Show TROUBLESHOOT

Well DAMN a lot of y'all joined that very quickly! It seems the majority of you have access, but if you STILL don't have access to my account, remove your request and send me another request.

If you still don't get access in the next ten minutes, direct message me on here with your snap username and I'll look ya up!

Love ya,

Brett

Brett's Private Show: NEW TIER ALERT

Ask and you shall receive...

As some of you know, I teased earlier about creating a private snapchat account where I could show a lot more, and well, I did it!

So, introducing Brett's Private Show

by subscribing, you'll get access to my private snapchat account where...

Brett Update: Mountain Man Edition

Brett is back, and this time, with ANOTHER ILLNESS! Hell yeah!

No but really, I have strep apparently! Isn't that exciting! Any-who, I'll be back soon with more content to come! I fly back to Cali Tomorrow, so get ready for your regularly scheduled content.

Love you all,

Brett

Horny Cycles? Mukbang Monday

I'm Back, Babies! Happy Mukbang Monday! Today's Topics are...

-Horny Cycles

-Your Would You Rather Questions

-The Olympics

Love you all! Have an amazing week! TTYL!

Brett

Showing Off (after a workout)

Whenever I workout I got very H word, and today I just felt like showing off for a short little video.

And, it wasn't leg day, but I wanted to show a little a$$, just b/c it's fun. 

p.s, I love how my ass still got a little jiggle to it. More fun that way, right?

Game Night is happening NOW!

After some Technical Difficulties we are now LIVE on Discord! Come over and join if you want! Would love to chat with ya!

Tonight is Game Night!!

Hey Babies,

Slap you ass and pinch your nipples, TONIGHT at 5pm PT we have our very first GAME NIGHT and I'm so freakin excited! I'm thinking we will play some JackBox Games so the most amount of people can play, PLUS they're super fun, so it's a win-win.

As I mentioned, this game night will be on the Brettney's Babies Discord! If you haven't alread...

Sailor MOON (Part 1?)

Well, someone asked me to make a cameo in my sailor moon onesie and I thought, might as well take some pics for my little devils.

So here ya go! I hope you enjoy. 

Slo-Mo Shower

Showers are more enjoyable in slow motion...

Focused on a lot of pec-action this video, so this one goes out to all the pec lovers especially.

Love Y'all

Brett

Random Video Diary

Hi Kiddos,

random video, but I'm drunk, and I love you. 

Have a good night. TTYL,

Bretty

Direct To Video: Snow White UNCUT

Hi Babies!

As some of you may be aware, I recently launched a podcast called Direct to Video with my friend and fellow TikToker, Lex (@pooty_yipyip)! It has been super freakin fun, and so far we have two episodes available to stream on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! 

To summarize what our podcast is kinda all about, we basically re-watch classic Disney films and g...

Post-Gym Rub a Dub Dub

I got home from the gym today with a nice chest pump and it made me feel a certain kinda way...you know how it goes.

I thought I'd show off a little and oil myself down a bit. It's nice to indulge sometimes.

Happy Humpday,

Brett

WORST HOOK UP: Mukbang Monday

Well y'all, another Monday has sprung upon us... This time I got some fun topics for ya, which are...

-Boys...

-YOUR favorite body parts

-My worst hook up experience.

Question of the week: What was your worst hook up?

Do these sweatpants make my butt look big?

I was wearing my new sweatpants, and couldn't help but(t) notice they frame the ass pretty well... something about the sunlight shining through, the waistband, and everything together, made me wanna show off a little.

Happy Saturday, Little Devils,

Brett

Black Vs. White

which one do y'all prefer?  I kinda like the classic white, but I think black underwear is sexy, so, I never can decide which one I like best...

Let me know what you sexy devils think

MERCH SITE LAUNCH (plus discount)

Y'all, my merch is FINALLY READY TO ORDER! WOOHOO!

And as I promised, my precious babies here on Patreon on would get an exclusive discount...So, use code Woody15 for 15% off your purchase!!

Here's the link, y'all!: Brettney Spears Spring Pre-Order (printav...

Gym Shark Try On

just bought some new clothes form Gym Shark and thought I'd share them with my buddies on Patreon!

I'm kinda obsessed with Gym Shark, I should prob find different places to buy gym clothes from

The Pink Pant-ties: Part 2

Here's the second set of photos. I think I like these ones more... what do you think?

Happy Wednesday everyone, Love ya!

Brett

The Pink Pant-ies: Photo Set (Part 1)

Here are some fun pics in those pink panties that were sent to me. Honestly, these are going on me. I really like how they feel, and I think the color is super cute!

I normally wouldn't be drawn to something like this, but I am definitely surprised. Let me know what you think.

More photos from this set coming later this week...stay tuned <3

Brett

Trying-On Little Bo Peep Panties

Not totally sure who sent this to me, but I gotta say its a first for me...

Honestly, I'm not mad at them! I think they're kinda CUTE. But let me know what you think!

Love you all, HAPPY FRIDAY!

Brett

Inflatable Eagle Try-On (Extended Edition)

Y'all my claustrophobia was acting up in that fucker, but I still had a blast.

Have y'all ever tried one of these inflatable costumes on?Truly don't know if I could be in that for more than 10 minutes

Happy Thursday, Babies

Brett-ney

MERCH Exclusive First Look

Well y'all... the moment has finally arrived, and you all are getting the EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK. 

Here are the final designs for the long-awaited merch! Now, don't go around posting these anywhere (I haven't done an announcement video yet) but here they are!

And don't forget...Patrons get an exclusive discount on all merch items (just because I'm so thankful for y'all)<...

Video Diary 3/25

My re-cap of going out last night... to drink or not to drink...

Also, this was my outfit...

idk why it's so big but i'm not sure how to shrink it...regardless... here it is lol.

Love y'all. Talk to ya real soon <3

-Brett-ney

Monthly Livestream

Hi Babies,

I've been pondering on this idea for a while, and I think it's time to put it on the calendar...

A Patron Exclusive Livestream! Woohoo!

I've been wanting to find more and more ways to connect with y'all, and I think a monthly (maybe bi-weekly?) livestream w...