Christmas Eve is the most magical day of the year for people who like Christmas. You might think Christmas Day would be more magical, but nope. Christmas Eve wins by a North Pole mile because it’s packed with anticipation. Psychologists have shown that the anticipation of something is usually better than the something itself, to which I say, word.
As for our Christmas Eve plans, we did ...
2021-06-04 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostThanksgiving with my parents, Christmas with Mary’s, and the next year we switch. At least, that’s usually the plan, but with 2020 being the best fucking year ever, that’s not the plan. I’m being churlish because we’re having a good Christmas, but still. Anyhoo, our much anticipated delivery was on its way, per my mom’s text. But first…
“Daphne, I need to see you in the li...
2021-06-02 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“Daffy,” my Mary called.
“In here,” I called back.
“What are you doing in here,” she asked me when she found me submerged. Well, partially.
“I was cold,” I said from the bathtub. And bored. The tub is a good place to read. Also, when I’m in the tub I’m not eating or baking cookies. I think I have an addiction. I could ask Mary to take a firmer hand in helpi...
2021-05-31 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostMary thinks she’s so funny. I stared, and it stared back. She knows I hate the Elf on a Shelf. The whole concept of deceiving innocent kids into behaving is dubious enough without adding a prop narc. But she insists I’ve gotten to be such a handful she and Santa need an extra set of eyes. I mean, I’m a smartass, but if I ever trotted out a little gem that smartassy, I’d get my mouth was...
2021-05-29 16:19:21 +0000 UTC View PostKnow who loves Christmas music? Mary. Know how many good Christmas songs there are? Fifteen, maybe? Know how many covers of those songs are actually good? I’m guessing Sixteen.
So even if Mary limited herself to the best version of the best songs, we’re talking about living on repeat. Living in our house at Christmas is like working at a Target during the holidays, and you know how I ...
2021-05-26 00:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
PersonAlias has written some of the most beloved ABDL fiction out there, I got to talk to him about his process and what's next.
2021-05-24 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post“Murry, wut aryu duin,” I mumbled in the middle of the night. At least I think I did. Maybe not so much with the remembering when I’ve been dragged from unconsciousness at a time I just call ‘dark.’ You only need to number the hours if you’re making plans, and my plan for that hour is always the same: be sleeping.
“Nothing, honey. Go back to sleep.”
“K.”
Wh...
2021-05-23 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostQ4 is Mary’s busiest time of year. I don’t really understand why that is, but then I don’t really understand what it is she does. I just know I’d gotten used to her leaving her desk during what I derisively call “business hours” to come and talk with me or hang out or even do stuff since COVID started. I worked hard to get her to do that and not sit at her computer for nine straight...
2021-05-22 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy catches her husband looking at the silky panties in her dresser. It’s okay to look at your wife’s panties, she tells him, but he wants to do more than look. He wants to wear them, and he doesn’t know how to ask. He’s afraid she’ll stop loving him, but Lucy understands men want to look pretty too. Narrated by Miss Jenn Davis (missjenndavis.com)
2021-05-22 01:44:07 +0000 UTC View PostIt could be worse. She could’ve tied me down.
This is what I think to myself with my wrists secured to a spreader bar that’s secured to ankles. At least I was face up, getting to inspect our ceiling, enduring my double super-secret timeout.
And I don’t think I did anything to deserve it. I mean, other than what I did to get myself deposited in timeout. All I said was,...
2021-05-20 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post“Alright. Get your buns outta the corner,” Mary instructed me. I shuffled over with my pants already around my ankles as Mary sat down. I hadn’t worn jeans in a while. If you think they feel tight after sweats for weeks, well, they’re even tighter in a bunch around your ankles, Mary having done the honors of taking them down herself (as always). I got to her side, and she used her eyes ...
2021-05-18 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostI got to interview the terrific ABDL artist Juicebox. We had such a good conversation!
2021-05-17 00:03:12 +0000 UTC View PostI woke up alone, which I’m kinda used to since Mary is an earlier riser than I am, and went downstairs to the kitchen where Mary had beat me to it.
“A–ha–hem,” I said from the dooorway. I even folded my arms. Mary always folds her arms when she a–ha–hems me, and being my role model like she is, I thought I’d try it. It’s as satisfying as it looks. “Are you eating pie f...
2021-05-16 23:45:28 +0000 UTC View PostAll characters are 18+
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Splish-splash we were taking a bath. By which I mean, we were both in the tub, not Mary giving me a bath. The sub in me, which is to say me, wants to give Mary a bath, but she’s not so into that idea, but anyway, we would have gone to my parents’ for Thanksgiving, and since we can’t this year, we decided to make up our own tradition,...
2021-05-12 00:35:34 +0000 UTC View PostAll characters are 18+
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He was just looking. He didn’t mean to do anything naughty, though he knew it was taboo. It wasn’t the first time he got caught at it, and those memories were still very fresh.
That’s why he jumped when she asked, “What are you doing?” He wasn’t expecting her home and had been so engrossed he hadn’t heard the garage doo...
2021-05-08 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post“I just can’t believe this, Daphne Ann.”
“I didn’t mean to,” was my clever response.
“Didn’t mean to? ‘Didn’t mean to’ doesn’t put the money back in the bank, Daphne. It’s not going to save our house.”
“But ...”
“You bankrupted us, Daphne!”
“But it’s just Monopoly!”
I hate Monopoly. Until Mary came along, I just thoug...
2021-05-08 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostStupid fucking lockdown number two because people can’t deal with reality and I’m gonna move to a private island and clean the owner's mansion because that’s the only way I’ll ever live on a private island because I’m unemployed and no one is hiring and I’m just stuck in this house full damn time again and dammit fuhthureial guhhurnuh eeeyeh crap schnitzel!
Not that I’m so f...
2021-05-07 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I got to interview Peculiar Changeling, a great ABDL author. Listen in!
2021-05-06 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The characters depicted are husband and wife, both 18+. This story contains regression and discussion of sex.
2021-05-05 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI was officially miffed. I’m not a damn mind reader, and Mary gets so caught up in enjoying her little surprises and teasing and trying to find the newest and bluest ways to make me go Marrrrryyy that she sometimes doesn’t notice when I’m trying to tell her something.
This whole house of kinky cards rests on the two of us communicating and not all of it can be super–rosa....
2021-05-05 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
All characters are 18+
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HI all, more long-form content coming soon. Just having fun with some short ideas.
2021-05-04 17:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
All characters and the implied reader are 18+
2021-05-03 02:53:30 +0000 UTC View Post
All characters are 18+
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New fake news reports are coming in from your area that a 20-year-old woman is in so much trouble. Stay tuned as our non-existent reporters dig into the story to find out what she did and what her punishment will be.
2021-05-02 16:26:45 +0000 UTC View Post
All characters are 18+.
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A newly minted college freshman accepted her aunt's offer to live with her and is about to learn what it means to follow the rules.
2021-05-01 17:35:18 +0000 UTC View PostAll character are over 18 and unrelated.
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Molly woke from her late afternoon nap and walked downstairs in the dark of a winter dusk. That the lights were off meant Lucy was still at her desk in the guest bedroom that had become the home office during the pandemic. They were fortunate Lucy was able to continue work...
2021-05-01 17:30:46 +0000 UTC View PostAll characters are 18 or older. This story is non-sexual.
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Such butterflies in my stomach. I just ... But I had to do this. I just had to. Even if those butterflies turned into angry hummingbirds. But I had to. No one else was home but Mom, so I went down to the kitchen where she was making food for...
2021-05-01 17:25:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I got to talk to Daddy Wuffster about his creative process and what's next for him.
2021-05-01 17:22:13 +0000 UTC View Post
The sitters, and the AdultBabies they sit, are 18 years of age or older.
Some of these gently poke fun, but it is meant in gest. All in good fun and not to be taken seriously.
2021-05-01 16:21:18 +0000 UTC View PostI live in the world of facts. I say this because it’s important to be clear from the get go that I did my research, gathered my facts, and came up with several conclusions.
Fact: Mary keeps putting diapers on me.
Fact: this doesn’t seem to be connected to my alleged misbehavior anymore.
Fact: When this was new, I was spending part of the day in diapers. Then whole days. Th...
2021-05-01 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post“Maaaaaarrrrry!” That wasn’t a whine; that was a shout. “O Maaaaaaarrrrryyyy!”
“What, Daffodil, what?” Mary asked, mayhaps a little perturbed by my shouting at four–ish while she was sposed to be working.
“Hi,” I said all shy like. “I been drinkin’.”
“I can see that,” she chuckled.
I propelled myself off the sofa with champagne bottle in han...
2021-04-29 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post