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#357: It's Not Rude... It's English

#357:  It's Not Rude... It's English

Erika Jayne's basic instincts gets Dorit's panties in a twist, and we know it's only going to get worse from here.  Come listen as we dissect every detail of this burgeoning feud.  Then it's off to London where Caroline Stanbury takes a very important stand against fishing.  Finally, we wrap things up with a visit to Atlanta and the trail of broken hearts/garage doors on RHOA.

Lis...

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#356: Sur Wars: Rogue Scheanna

#356: Sur Wars: Rogue Scheanna

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Vanderpump Rules churned out an instant classic this week with dueling surprise parties and a ragi...

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#355: Becoming a Lady

#355: Becoming a Lady

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#355: TO SUR WITH PRIDE (Special Guest Katherine Spiers)

#355:  TO SUR WITH PRIDE (Special Guest Katherine Spiers)

Katherine Spiers, food editor of "LA Weekly" and host of the Smart Mouth podcast, joins us to discuss the latest episode of "Top Chef" - from the dishes served to the personalities on display.  But first, it's slut shaming and gay pride on "Vanderpump Rules."  And then we wrap things up with "Real Housewives of Atlanta."  We're sensitive AF, guys.


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#354: Below Deck Special: Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson Interview

#354: Below Deck Special: Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson Interview

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Ben and Ronnie call Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson up to laugh about this season of Below Deck. ...

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#353: RHOBH Premiere - Panic at the Disco

#353:  RHOBH Premiere - Panic at the Disco

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back!  We've got over an hour of recapping coverage: from Dorit to Studio 54, Boy George to Erika's Chagall.  We go deep into all of it.  Afterwards, we turn our attention to "Ladies of London," which has more gift shop drama than you could even imagine.  (And yes, we're very sad that we couldn't name this episode "Brexit Through The Gift Sho...

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CRAPPENS MAILBAG 12-7-16

CRAPPENS MAILBAG 12-7-16

Time to refill the Crappens Mailbag!  Leave your questions in the comments section below!


Thanks for the support!!

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#352: The Crumb

#352: The Crumb

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James makes us hungry for really cheap cake on Vanderpump Rules, Top Chef returns, and Sheree ...

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Ben's Mess Up / Course Correction / UGH

Ben's Mess Up / Course Correction / UGH

Hey guys, I totally messed up (or maybe it was the software?  Nah, it was probably me).  In looking over our Patreon records from November, I realized that I entered in the post for ep #342 incorrectly into the system here by neglecting to designate it as a user-supported post.  I can't change this retroactively; so I have to re-post ep 342 instead -- hence this post.  Don't wo...

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#351: Resting Brit Face CODE RED

#351:  Resting Brit Face CODE RED

Ladies of London, Below Deck, Married to Med, Scheana gossip - what more could you want????


Come listen here:  https://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/f37e190b-a143-4178-b8f7-fae359d53d5c/embed


 TIME CODES:

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NOVEMBER HANGOUT AT 6PM PST (aka nowwww)!

Come join us!


To participate:  https://hangouts.google.com/call/4jpekkonb5hqlir6vmgbym2x44e


To simply watch on YouTube: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBYxPgF-Cy4

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#350: Hitting the Iceberg

#350: Hitting the Iceberg

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Vanderpump is on a roll this season. Stress binges, douche firings and blouse poppings ...

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Google Hangout this Tuesday night at 6 PM Pacific!

So excited for our post Turkey Day hangout party. Bring your own booze, and def bring headphones! There will be links to participate on cam or just watch and comment. Just check your patreon mail at 5:45 Pacific time and we'll post those links! Excited to see you!! 

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#349: LET'S TALK TURKEY ABOUT VPR

#349:  LET'S TALK TURKEY ABOUT VPR

With Thanksgiving right around the corner, we must reflect on all the things we have to be thankful for:  Stassi, Shannon, Vicki, Tamra, Kristen, Scheana, Bravo, TV... the list goes on.

Come listen to us express our utmost gratitude to Real Housewives of Orange County and Vanderpump Rules.

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#348: Thirst Babies

#348: Thirst Babies

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In this very special early Thanksgiving episode, the Real Housewives of Atlanta talk absentee dads b...

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#347: Heavenly Blessings and Unturned Tables

#347: Heavenly Blessings and Unturned Tables

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Married to Medicine is at its nonsensical best, Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes their r...

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#346: DOG AND PHONY SHOW

#346:  DOG AND PHONY SHOW

Lisa Vanderpump likes dogs, but she's not crazy about bitches. Well, she got them both this week when she hosted World Dog Day or something like that. The point is: we're talking about Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives of Orange County, and Real Housewives of Atlanta today. Tell all your friends!!


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#345: 'Below Deck' Just Got Liza'd!!

#345:  'Below Deck' Just Got Liza'd!!

PARALYZED! Liza Sandler from "Secrets & Wives" turned up on this week's episode of "Below Deck," and we couldn't have been happier! Come join us as we dissect everything from Sierra's use of the word "queen" to the dramatic turn of events caused by sea urchin! Plus, we take on the RHONJ reunion and the Married to Medicine premiere!

Listen here:  2016-11-11 00:57:25 +0000 UTC View Post

CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT: Lala vs. Shannon

CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT:  Lala vs. Shannon

Who wins?  A baby-carrying Lala flying two feet off the ground?  Or a paper Shannon Beador shooting lightning?

Weigh in!

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#344: Return of Poor People Drama

#344: Return of Poor People Drama

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Vanderpump Rules returns, and jimmies are rustled. Then we celebrate the first RHOC reunion of the seaso...

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CRAPPENS MAILBAG!

CRAPPENS MAILBAG!

Let's fill the mailbag up again!  Leave your questions, thoughts, comments, and concerns in the comments section below!  We'll read them on the air!

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November Ringers Are Posted!

Thanks so much for subscribing you guys! Here are the ringtones for the month. Just go into this Google Drive folder and download what you want for your iPhone or Android phone! They will work on any phone that uses MP3 ringers.

Sept, Oct are all available right now, and more will be coming next month! Just download the ringers you want then drag them into the file on your computer that ho...

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#343: Resonating Toilets and Undead Moms

#343: Resonating Toilets and Undead Moms

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This episode is all about the strange turn of events on Below Deck. Did the Captain’s mom die and...

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CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT: Kristen vs. Shannon

CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT:  Kristen vs. Shannon

Who wins?  A radioactive Kristen Doute with a puppy musket?  Or a paper Shannon Beador shooting lightning?  Weigh in down below in the comments!

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#342: 2016 Halloween Spook-tacular!

#342:  2016 Halloween Spook-tacular!

Do you feel that chill in the air? A creek in the attic? A bump in the night? Chances are you've been haunted by Bravo. Who you gonna call? Crappens-busters! On today's SPOOOOKY episode, we take on all our favorite gremlins: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Real Housewives of Orange County, and the Real Housewives of New Jersey! Come listen... if you DARE!

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Google Hangout Starts NOW!!!! Well at 6 Pacific

Here's the link people! Be sure to use headphones! https://hangouts.google.com/call/ajeqkvur3fccnhddhlfxfy7qdqe

If you just wanna watch, use this link: http://youtu.be/uvZhhrHkwCs

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#341: She's Just Yacht That Into You

#341: She's Just Yacht That Into You

Love may be in the air on "Below Deck," but rejection is on the high seas. Kelley and Kyle fail in the romance department as their plans for Emily and Sierra fall overboard. Fighting and pizza trails ensue. Then it's on to "Yours, Mine, or Ours," which continues to be an outright failure of a show, and then finally "Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles." Come listen!



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Google Hangout Party Tonight!

We're hanging out and partying on Google Hangouts tonight at 6 PM Pacific! Bring your drink and your headphones! We'll post the link here at 545! xoxoxo

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CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT: Kristen vs. Kathryn

CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT:  Kristen vs. Kathryn

Put on your HAZMAT suit: we have another superfight!  Who wins?  A radioactive Kristen Doute armed with a puppy musket?  Or a 3 story tall Kathryn Dennis hurling bears.

Height vs. radioactivity!

Bears vs. puppies!

Amazon Prime vs. Sketch Comedy!


Please offer up your theories in the comments below!

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#340: Nothin' But a Bikini and Prayer

#340: Nothin' But a Bikini and  Prayer

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It’s an avalanche of “sorry!”s on Real Housewives of Orange County while Tamra preps for her big c...

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