Brian Douglas Ahern

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 4 [13]

Why can'tcha get up, Russ?

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 4 [14]

Ya think maybe he liked it?

Marcus does his Hypnotized LINE DANCE!!! Part 1 of 3

At long last, we get the final chapter of our Skype adventure with Our Man Marcus!

Way back in the day, this brilliant subject was given the hypnotic suggestion to learn to line dance so he could impress me with his moves that matched his slick country boy ensemble. 

Today's the day we get to see how it all turns out. Join us, won't you?

Marcus does his Hypnotized LINE DANCE!!! Part 2 of 3

Now the moment we've all come to see! These boots are made for dancin'!!

Marcus does his Hypnotized LINE DANCE!!! Part 3 of 3

Whose idea was this, anyway?

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [1]

He does make a pretty darn cute hypno-zombie though, doesn't he?

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [2]

Wakey-wakey.  It's time for some fun, kiddo.

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [3]

Darn right they feel good, buster.

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [4]

I can seriously see him deflecting bullets right now. Rubber bullets, of course.

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [5]

It's tradition, dammit!

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [6]

Now I can't get the image of a hypnotic collar wrapped around his gwishy brain right now. 

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [7]

I swear there really is a buckle on that thing.

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [8]

I really did have that stupid tag engraved and everything. That ain't Photoshop, kids.

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [9]

I think it looks rather dashing on him!

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [10]

Come on, you knew we were going to end up here eventually.

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [11]

I had a prop teddy bear named Dangles once. But that's another story.

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [12]

How can you look at that glazed expression and not just love this guy??

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [13]

That may just be the majority of hypnotists' favorite word.

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 3 [14]

More to come soon! I'm honestly feeling better!!

IMPORTANT Update from Briz

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Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 2 [1]

Russell did a fine job clucking like a chicken in our last installment. So what happens when he thinks he just a silly little kid?

Do let's find out, shall we?

Let's shall!

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 2 [2]

You can just feel his age reversing, can't you?

But oh my goodness gracious, the fun that happens next...

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 2 [3]

You now know that the sound of a hypnotized twenty-something (who believes he's a little kid) shoving his thumb into his mouth is "GLORMF".  Make a note.

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 2 [4]

With the official GOOD BOY stamp of approval.

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 2 [5]

Like, whee, man. Totally whee.

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 2 [6]

The multiple finger snap trick can work wonders.

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 2 [7]

In the whole wide world ever, no less. 

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 2 [8]

Maybe ignorance really is bliss.

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 2 [9]

Holding a teddy bear can be a sticky proposition. 

Russell gets HYPNOTIZED Part 2 [10]

Heh. He said "knob jockey".