thorhighheels

patrone the 19th

i did it.

i didnt get dressed but i did it

i patroned

question for patruestion

hello it is i

the thor of heels of high

gonna record a patrone about a week from now. so if u had anything to ask me, now would be the time to ENGAGE.

thank you for your time, and also your money.

arigato

*bows

patrone 18

omg a brand new patrone

so young and fragile

we must nurture it to great health

so that it may one day stand tall with its patrone brethren 

patrone question time this time not late but on time

im so on time right now i totally didnt forget the flow of time at all due to that stupid 1 hour long video that consumed me all month nah that would never happen thats stupid anyway i think it'd be cool if u could shoot me a question or two tho preferably one cuz the last one was quite long but really its not like theres any rules to this go ham if u want i wont stop u ill probably record &...

patrone 15, 16 or 17

patrone 18.

PATRONE QUESTION

QUICK PATRONE QUESTION NOW

I DID NOT FORGET ABOUT PATRONE

TRUST ME I TOTALLY DIDNT JUST COMPLETE BLANK ON THIS SHIT UNTIL NEARLY THE VERY END OF THE MONTH

I WOULD NEVER

GONNA RECORD IT THIS WEEKEND

SO QUESTIONS PRIOR WOULD BE GOOD

THANKS A BUNCH YALL

THOR

patrone 16

damn DAMN DAYUUUM

itsa new patrone.

question me please

please

question

ill be recording a new patrone 1 week from now

so i could do with some questions

yall know how it be

question me

PATRONE 15

here it is

patrone

the 15th

patrone questions for my answers

bruh i got answers

but no questions to give them to

its messed up

hook me up fam

i need em

as ill be recording a new patrone near the end of the week

post em in the replies to this post why dont u

post posts.

so i can give em my answers post-post posts

new name in video tier

haha lol it is i,

me.

so i got this new tier, which'll get ur name in my videos. heres how i got it typed out rn.

" your name (yes you) will appear in the video. not in some lame ass scroll near the end & im not reading it out neither, but instead, CREATIVELY IMPLEMENTED. it could be on a title card, on a cool little open credits sequence, on tran...

redid my patreon a bit

so uh, the q&a thing is free to watch for all now. no money. however asking something for it, will now cost u 5 monies. they've been getting quite long, and id like to keep editing them as i have whilst that also being fun to do, so this seems like the best way to keep em from bloating. srry if u donutted for that specifically and cant afford more, i feel for u for sure, but its not exactly...

patrone the 14th

discord soon (just gotta scribble down some cheeky rules)

video now (like rn)

thanks as always for the monies and the positive vibes

bless

patrone Qs for As

eyo

it me

thor.

gonna record another patreon podcast this weekend.

it would be neato if yall were to ask me some stuff so i dont have to talk out of my ass entirely for the whole thing.

ill also drop a discord v soon. it will be a place of merryment and memeyment.

that is all

me

thor.

Patrone 13: no phone mo problems

new patrone

uh

yeah das it really

thank for donut

Inquiry for questions relating to Patrone

Hello to all whom this may concern,

Speaking here is Thor HighHeels, Esq.

I wish to request of you all, some duly noted questions for my Questions & Answers podcast: Patrone. The title of which is indeed a comedic misspelling of the name Patreon, which in turn is derived from the word patronage. These funny plays upon spelling do not escape me, Thor HighHeels, Esq, known connois...

patrone 12: bald

here it be

less hair, more patrone

an exciting revelation 

need questions for sustenance

hello it is i

thor hymenhoober

im gonna record a patreon podcast near the end of next week. or this week, if ur one of those people who thinks weeks start on sunday. which they dont, they start on monday.

but yeah, if u want me to answer or talk about anything, now would be the time to SUBMIT.

in the comments of this post, preferably. 

bye

PATRONE 11: THE RETURN

we back

well i am

yall never went anywhere

i did

i moved

twice

now i can podcast once again

A quick update

Hey!

It's me, Thor here. I haven't forgotten about the podcast or anything, I've just been quite busy. Turns out moving isn't something you can do in a week or so when you have loads of paper work, and more paper work, and contracts, and also flooring to lay down and stuff. Bureaucracy is a slow progress, so I've been in house limbo for the past couple of weeks. I do have the keys of the ...

Forwarding the Podcast to next month

I'm really sorry, but in between doing videos, the holidays, and the general and constant stress & anxiety that is my apartment, it's surprisingly hard to find some time to just sit my ass down, and talk to a camera with a smile on my face. Not like I'm super unhappy all the time or anything, quite the contrary, but my current living situation is like a time bomb of anxiety that feels like ...

hey.

hi.

thor it is.

recording a podcast next weekend.

questions would be cool.

thank you for enabling my bullshit.

bye.

:).

NEW PATREON PODCAST FROM THOR

I am thor.

and this is my podcast.

ignore the fact that its not really a podcast.

thank you and goodbye.

Questions & toppings for patrone

OI

IT IS ME. THOR.

I'M GOING TO RECORD THIS MONTHS PODCAST DURING THE UPCOMING END OF WEEK.

IF U WANT, YOU CAN SUBMIT SHIT TO THIS POST AND I WILL RESPOND TO IT THUSLY.

I'VE ALSO NOTED THAT SOME OF YOU POSTED ON LAST WEEKS POST, POST-RECORDING.

I WILL GET TO THOSE QUESTIONS TOO.

I LOVE YOU ALL. THOSE IN POWER MIGHT SEEK TO COME IN-BETWEEN OUR UNION.

BUT WE ALL...

Patrone 9: Edited & Fancy Edition

A podcast is among us.

This time made a bit more fancy with music and edits and visual gags because 30 minutes of un-cut rambling would be boring.

Thanks as always!

Thor

ask me things

guys i am very desperate

i havent answered a question in weeks

it cant go on like this. i will actually DIE soon as a result

wow. so terrible

luckily, i will record a podcast for you, next weekend!

the perfect opportunity for me to answer questions, and for you to ask them

please engage with me. 1 question saves one me

thanks for understanding

PATRONE IS BACK

We back.

Podcast.

Bathrobes.

Thor.

Patrone.

Thanks for putting up with my shit.

No podcast this month

I'll make up for it by doing an extra long one next month.

But basically, the problem is is that this month has been hell. I got sick, I think. My sinuses were all clogged up, my teeth were hurting and felt very sore, and best of all, I got this really fucking obnoxious ringing sound in my ear for nearly 2 and a half weeks straight. All of that seems to have subsided now (mostly), but the anxiet...

Some changes to my Patrone

Hey everyone! 

it me, thor. 

Here to tell you that I've made some changes to how the tiers work. Initially I had it set up that paying 1 MONEY UNIT would get you access to the podcast, but that an additional 2 MONEY UNITs were required if you wished to Q my A. Now though, my A is free for all! Being that I merged the tiers, allowing everyone to partake in the Q&A Podcast full...

Patrone 7: Granny highheels edition

hello.

new podcast, for you.

by me, thor.

I talk about VR, and movies, and music, and video games.

wow!