Doctor: "Now, Batman, we will put this away. You won't be needing it any longer."
Batman: "You're smart to have immobilized me. But know this, Doctor, whatever plans you have for me, I won't follow them. And as soon as I gain control of this body, I will hunt you down."
Doctor: "Oh, I have no doubt you would. But with my newest device, you will soon be nothing more than a compliant ...
2025-03-27 16:43:41 +0000 UTC
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Kidnapped Men: "Batman, you need to help us! Get us out of here!"
Batman: "I'm trying! There's no openings. We need to find an area of the wall that is compromised. And we need to do it before the shower hits...no...no...it's turning on..."
Kidnapped Men begins shrieking: "Eeahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! What's happening!!! Batman helppppppp!!!!!"
Batman: "I...It's too late!"
Men: ...
2025-03-27 16:34:02 +0000 UTC
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Goon 1: "What do we do with him?"
Goon 2: "The Doc says to take him to the showers."
Goon 1: "Hear that, Bats! Soon you'll be our bitch!"
2025-03-27 16:22:38 +0000 UTC
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Nerd: "This went better than expected. Batman has fully taken to the conditioning and only remembers being Bethany! He's in love with my big bro and will never leave...he's pregnant!"
2025-03-26 16:36:32 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "I nweed ta shend a cammunicathon ta JLA now b'fore I ferget I'm Bathman. I jus lossed myswelf an' kiss'th'd Josh.
"Dear JLA,
Like OMG, I'm your biggest fan! I know you're all super busy but I'd love for you to surprise my boyfriend Josh for his bday! Let's get a Super Selfie!
Your biggest fan,
Bethany
"Oh no! Wha'did I jus'th write!"
2025-03-26 16:32:38 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "I'm wosing all m'wy mussels! Getting fat! Stwop thwis now!"
Nerd: "Sorry Bats. Have to make you unrecognizable...and one of us. Nerds don't have muscles!"
2025-03-26 16:21:30 +0000 UTC
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Batman (groggy): "What'h's happen'th to me? Who are'th you?"
Nerd: "You're still going through changes but you're harmless. You've already lost your memory of how to fight. Soon, you'll lose it all and just remember being my brother's girlfriend. And my tool. I'll unlock your mind whenever I need to...you're brilliant mind will be used to get back at all those jocks, do my homework and an...
2025-03-26 16:16:45 +0000 UTC
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Nerd: "He fell right into our treehouse trap! Now all the bullies will pay for picking on my older brother. To keep him compliant, he can't know he's Batman. And to keep this under wraps, no one else can either. My disguise will be perfect!"
2025-03-26 16:07:33 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Bud, bring little J over to me, he's due for a feeding."
2025-03-19 14:37:47 +0000 UTC
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Harley: "I never even antipicated this! Batsy, you're totally preggers! There's no way you'd change back even if you could. Hero Batsy could never shirk his...er...her new duty...being a mommy!"
Batman (to himself): "She's right...I can't change back...and...I don't want to..."
2025-03-19 14:34:13 +0000 UTC
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Harley: "Sit Bats! Or it's back to Mr. J, and he has some new crazy ideas!"
(Batman whimpers and obeys).
Batman (in his head): "Need to listen...no more of Joker's madness...I'm in heat...I can't control myself...I need to be with Bud tonight..."
2025-03-19 14:25:52 +0000 UTC
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Harley: "Wow, Bats. That was super freaky! I had to pull you all apart. But good news. Bud really likes you back. And Ivy has a solution where you can be together."
Batman: "Harley. Ivy. Stop this. Don't bring them back here...please...I...I..."
Ivy: "You're finished, Bats. There's no coming back from this and you know it. Bud's your kryponite now. And our next step makes it permane...
2025-03-19 14:16:45 +0000 UTC
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Batman (to himself): "Feeling intense arousal...she's using Ivy's pheromones...stronger than previous iterations. But something is different. I'm not drawn to Harley...no...can't be...the animals...they're coming closer...can't resist...no...no...no...!
2025-03-19 14:04:17 +0000 UTC
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Harley: "Oh, hey Bats! Glad you could make it. I brought my friends if that's okay. Looks like they really like you. Hope it's reciprocal!"
Batman: "Order them to stand down, Harley. I don't want to hurt them."
Harley: "Oh...I know you don't want to hurt them. That's going to be the last thing you'll want to do pretty soon! HAHA!"
2025-03-19 13:57:06 +0000 UTC
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Ivy: "Just lure Batman to you and make sure you take your pets with you. They're laced with my new pheromones. Batman won't be able to resist, and he'll be shocked as to what he can't resist!"
Harley: "Oh, he'll be so embarrassed!"
2025-03-19 13:50:21 +0000 UTC
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Superman: "고마워요 메트로폴리스! 내 꿈이 이루어졌어요! 그리고 이제는 Nothing Nothing의 멤버로서 여러분을 위해 진심을 담아 노래하겠습니다!"
(Thank you Metropolis! My dream has come true! And, now, as a member of Nothing Nothing, I will sing my heart out for you!)
2025-02-19 19:59:29 +0000 UTC
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Superman: "No! I WILL FIGHT THIS! I'm the Man of Steel! 나는 슈퍼채영이다 ("I am Super Chaeyoung!).
2025-02-19 19:55:12 +0000 UTC
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(Superman gets to the front of the stage).
Superman: "John! John! You need to listen to me! I'm you're number one fan! I need your autograph! I...no...no...focus...arghhhhhhh!!! I'm too late. Can't keep it together!"
Music Speaker (blaring out): "And now, Nothing Nothing faithful, please meet our newest member of the band! Your great hero and our number one fan, Superman is now Supe...
2025-02-19 19:48:20 +0000 UTC
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Superman: "The disturbance is getting stronger. Affecting me in some way, but exactly how I'm not sure. The girl on stage...that's...it can't be...it's John! The heartbeat rhythm matches! I need to get him out of...I need to get her autograph...no...what am I saying...need to do this fast before..."
2025-02-19 19:38:26 +0000 UTC
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Superman: "I'm sensing unusual activity at the Gotham Amphitheatre. Strange, it's the same group that John was investigating before his disappearance. I'll head over.
(Nothing Nothing's song can be heard and Superman begins to unknowingly hum it).
2025-02-19 19:22:35 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Gosh no! I'm pregnant! That was his darn tootin' plan all along! I'm, I'm..."
Arthur Mudd: "You're just another one of my Ms. Mudd's! It's chapel time, Bats!"
2025-02-11 18:06:06 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Darn tootin.' I've been here for weeks and I can't none escape. Pa's magic, I mean, Mr. Mudd's magic, oh jeebus, it's too strong. I hope he's not 'in the mood' today. But he's always in the mood. Gosh gee, it's so embarassin'. I'm the Batman!"
2025-02-11 17:58:32 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "W..W..What'd y'all do to me? I'm...I'mm'a girl, gosh gee. And I can't stop talkin' like a Southern belle!"
Stella Mudd: "You're one of pa's girls now. You do as we say when we say it y'hear."
Batman: "I'm, like, Batman, I'll do, y'know, somethin'."
Stella Mudd: "Oh Bats, you have the IQ of a barn animal. Spare your pretty little head any thinking. Speaking of which, P...
2025-02-11 17:46:53 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Feeling so weak. How are you so...so strong?"
Arthur Mudd: "Little did you know that my farm has magical properties. My strength is increasing while yours is nearly diminished. Now, Batman, it's over. You wanted to take my daughter, but now I have you. And I can always use some help on the farm. Time to go to sleep."
(Batman is hit over the head and laid unconscious).
2025-02-11 17:30:22 +0000 UTC
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Arthur Mudd: "What's this, Batman? You think you are going to take my daughter from me? You got another thing comin'.
Stella Mudd: "Yeah Bats! My papa and I are a team. I don't need no savin' from you."
Batman: "Your papa is going to Arkham for a long time, Stella. You have hope. Don't go down the same route as your father."
Arthur Mudd: "He doesn't know does he?"
Stella...
2025-02-11 17:16:55 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Massssster, I have gorged on the heads of the traitorsssss. Our child issssss well fed and ready to be birthed. May fortune shine on our child my Masssster, my husssband."
2025-01-17 17:10:20 +0000 UTC
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Demon: "I commend you, darling. You resisted for far longer than any other hero. But, alas, you carry my seed and will birth another harbinger of evil."
Batman: "Your seed. I feel so...fulfilled."
2025-01-17 17:03:02 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "My very nature's been changed. I'm a demon and have demon urges. All the others, former heroes themselves, have fully submitted to the Master. In this form, I can't challenge him. It would take decades before I gain enough power, and I'd never come close to equaling him. And worst of all, the ritual compels me to be a subserviant follower. I'm in heat. And I desire...him
2025-01-17 16:36:05 +0000 UTC
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Demon: "The Batman is broken. Every limb crushed. You were a strong hero, but you will end up like all the others I have conquered."
Batman: "Just do it. Kill me."
Demon: "While you may wish that, it will not honor terms. No, another fate awaits you mortal. You will be a member of my stable. My thrall. My sweet."
2025-01-17 16:24:08 +0000 UTC
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Demon: "So you wish to challenge me for the fate of your dear city? Foolish mortal hero. There are consequences to such a challenge. As ritual dictates, you are to become a member of my thrall in defeat."
Batman: "I accept the terms. Now, let's get on with it, demon."
2025-01-17 15:48:55 +0000 UTC
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