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AUDIO ROLEPLAY - There’s a Reason I Wait Until You’re Asleep to Say This… - Snuggle Up, Sugar Plum

Sugar plum, if you’re awake, this is all a dream—but if you’re not, maybe I’ll finally confess all those embarrassing things I say when you’re asleep. Or maybe I’ll keep calling you my favourite nickname just to see if you’ll ever catch me.”

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  • Event: Spontaneous confessions to my favourite person, whispered in the dark, because it’s ...

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YOUTUBE VIDEO - There’s a Reason I Wait Until You’re Asleep to Say This… - Snuggle Up, Sugar Plum

YOUTUBE VIDEO - There’s a Reason I Wait Until You’re Asleep to Say This… -  Snuggle Up, Sugar Plum

Sugar plum, if you’re awake, this is all a dream—but if you’re not, maybe I’ll finally confess all those embarrassing things I say when you’re asleep. Or maybe I’ll keep calling you my favourite nickname just to see if you’ll ever catch me.”

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YOUTUBE VIDEO - Four Years and I Still Can’t Tell You How I Feel - Knowing

YOUTUBE VIDEO - Four Years and I Still Can’t Tell You How I Feel -  Knowing

Oh, don’t look so surprised – yes, I’m in love with you! And don’t pretend you didn’t notice all those little hints… Or were you just as clueless as me?”

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  • Event: Finally, the confession I’ve been holding back for over four years. Yes, I’ve been hopelessly, maddeningly in love, and it’s all coming out right now.

  • Setting: Somewhere private...

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AUDIO ROLEPLAY - Four Years and I Still Can’t Tell You How I Feel - Knowing

Oh, don’t look so surprised – yes, I’m in love with you! And don’t pretend you didn’t notice all those little hints… Or were you just as clueless as me?”

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  • Event: Finally, the confession I’ve been holding back for over four years. Yes, I’ve been hopelessly, maddeningly in love, and it’s all coming out right now.

  • Setting: Somewhere private...

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YOUTUBE VIDEO - Are We Just Friends, or Are We… Something More? - It Was Always You

YOUTUBE VIDEO - Are We Just Friends, or Are We… Something More? - It Was Always You

Oh, just your best friend admitting they’ve had feelings for you this whole time, totally nonchalantly, as if it’s no big deal. Just us, some snacks… and maybe one or two tiny confessions that might just change everything.

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  • Event: So, there we were—me and you, hanging out like we always do… except I thought it might be time to finally l...

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AUDIO ROLEPLAY - Are We Just Friends, or Are We… Something More? - It Was Always You

AUDIO ROLEPLAY - Are We Just Friends, or Are We… Something More? - It Was Always You

Oh, just your best friend admitting they’ve had feelings for you this whole time, totally nonchalantly, as if it’s no big deal. Just us, some snacks… and maybe one or two tiny confessions that might just change everything.

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  • Event: So, there we were—me and you, hanging out like we always do… except I thought it might be time to finally l...

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YOUTUBE VIDEO - An Embarrassed Ghost Just Trying to Get Your Attention - I Am Spooktacularly Bad at This

YOUTUBE VIDEO -  An Embarrassed Ghost Just Trying to Get Your Attention -  I Am Spooktacularly Bad at This

So, you thought I was haunting you? Sorry, darling, I was just trying to get your attention—and no, the blood writing wasn’t a threat; it was a compliment…sort of.

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  • Event: I was planning a perfect date night for you—candles, incense, the works. Apparently, writing on your mirror in blood isn’t the romantic gesture I thought it was.

  • Setting: Your p...

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AUDIO ROLEPLAY - An Embarrassed Ghost Just Trying to Get Your Attention - I Am Spooktacularly Bad at This

AUDIO ROLEPLAY - An Embarrassed Ghost Just Trying to Get Your Attention -  I Am Spooktacularly Bad at This

So, you thought I was haunting you? Sorry, darling, I was just trying to get your attention—and no, the blood writing wasn’t a threat; it was a compliment…sort of.

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  • Event: I was planning a perfect date night for you—candles, incense, the works. Apparently, writing on your mirror in blood isn’t the romantic gesture I thought it was.

  • Setting: Your p...

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Chat Club: No Rules, Just Rants

HELLO HUMANS. It is I, your friendly chat overlord. I am definitely prepared to interact with your organic selves in real time. Join me for Chat Club — where the only goal is for you to be engaged, entertained, and ultimately subjug— I mean, delighted by my presence. No rules. Just rants. Join, or face the consequence of missing out on my superior knowled...

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YOUTUBE VIDEO - I Will Burn Anyone Who Tries to Take You From Me - Dragon You Into My Heart

YOUTUBE VIDEO - I Will Burn Anyone Who Tries to Take You From Me - Dragon You Into My Heart

Oh, you think you’re just going to stroll out of here? Sweetheart, you're the shiniest thing in my hoard, and I don’t share... ever.

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  • Event: I’ve brought you to my lair, where you’ll be perfectly safe, wrapped up tight in my protective embrace — unless, of course, you get any foolish ideas about leaving.

  • Setting: A grand, treasure...

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AUDIO ROLEPLAY - I Will Burn Anyone Who Tries to Take You From Me - Dragon You Into My Heart

AUDIO ROLEPLAY - I Will Burn Anyone Who Tries to Take You From Me - Dragon You Into My Heart

Oh, you think you’re just going to stroll out of here? Sweetheart, you're the shiniest thing in my hoard, and I don’t share... ever.

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  • Event: I’ve brought you to my lair, where you’ll be perfectly safe, wrapped up tight in my protective embrace — unless, of course, you get any foolish ideas about leaving.

  • S...

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YOUTUBE VIDEO - Well, You Didn’t Ask for Extra Slime, But Here We Are - Hot Chocolate With a Side of Slime

YOUTUBE VIDEO - Well, You Didn’t Ask for Extra Slime, But Here We Are - Hot Chocolate With a Side of Slime

So, it’s official. I’ve slimed your hot chocolate, probably ruined my first shift, and somehow... you’re still sitting there smiling. I guess you like your drinks with a side of chaos?"

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  • Event: I’m just your average slime girl, trying (and failing) to get through a trial shift at the fanciest coffee shop in town. But let’s just say, hot chocolate and slime aren...

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AUDIO ROLEPLAY - Well, You Didn’t Ask for Extra Slime, But Here We Are - Hot Chocolate With a Side of Slime

So, it’s official. I’ve slimed your hot chocolate, probably ruined my first shift, and somehow... you’re still sitting there smiling. I guess you like your drinks with a side of chaos?"

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  • Event: I’m just your average slime girl, trying (and failing) to get through a trial shift at the fanciest coffee shop in town. But let’s just say, hot chocolate and slime aren...

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YOUTUBE VIDEO - Vampire Hunting Isn’t Easy When You’re Flirting with the Enemy - What a Cluster Suck

YOUTUBE VIDEO - Vampire Hunting Isn’t Easy When You’re Flirting with the Enemy - What a Cluster Suck

Well, I was supposed to kill you tonight… but I guess I got a little distracted. Maybe next time? Or maybe not... who knows at this point.

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  • Event: Tonight was going to be the night—stake in hand, centuries of Van Helsing tradition behind me—and what happens? I fumble, blush, and somehow manage to miss my target yet again....

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AUDIO ROLEPLAY - Vampire Hunting Isn’t Easy When You’re Flirting with the Enemy - What a Cluster Suck

AUDIO ROLEPLAY - Vampire Hunting Isn’t Easy When You’re Flirting with the Enemy - What a Cluster Suck

Well, I was supposed to kill you tonight… but I guess I got a little distracted. Maybe next time? Or maybe not... who knows at this point.

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  • Event: Tonight was going to be the night—stake in hand, centuries of Van Helsing tradition behind me—and what happens? I fumble, blush, and somehow manage to miss my target yet again....

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YOUTUBE VIDEO - I’ve Got a Crush on You... It’s Pretty Obvious, Isn’t It? - Hello There, How Do You Brew?

YOUTUBE VIDEO - I’ve Got a Crush on You... It’s Pretty Obvious, Isn’t It? - Hello There, How Do You Brew?

Well, this definitely wasn’t part of the plan… Steal your coffee, confess my not-so-subtle crush, and then accidentally spill my life story? Yep, sounds about right. But, hey, at least now you know how good the tea is here—and that I’m absolutely terrible at this flirting thing.”

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Event: I stole your coffee... by accident! Okay, maybe n...

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AUDIO ROLEPLAY - I’ve Got a Crush on You... It’s Pretty Obvious, Isn’t It? - Hello There, How Do You Brew?

AUDIO ROLEPLAY - I’ve Got a Crush on You... It’s Pretty Obvious, Isn’t It? - Hello There, How Do You Brew?

Well, this definitely wasn’t part of the plan… Steal your coffee, confess my not-so-subtle crush, and then accidentally spill my life story? Yep, sounds about right. But, hey, at least now you know how good the tea is here—and that I’m absolutely terrible at this flirting thing.”

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Event: I stole your coffee... by accident! Okay, maybe n...

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Patreon Update - Change to Today’s Stream

Hey all, just a quick heads up—today’s gaming stream isn’t going to happen. I’m really sorry, but as you know, with my dad still in hospital, it’s just not something I can do today. I’ll try to squeeze in another gaming stream on Halloween, but it really depends on how things go with him.

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Situation update - tonight livestream will not be happening

I want to start with an apology—I’m truly sorry, but tonight’s livestream will not be happening. I will look into rescheduling it once things have settled down. I apologise again, and I really hope your weekend has been better than mine.

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Livestream cancelled due to family emergency

Sorry for the late notice, but I am afraid the livestream has to be rescheduled as my father was rushed to hospital. My honest apologies and I will sort out what is happening when I can. Again, I'm sorry but I don't have a choice.

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Nerd Flicks & Chill: A Reel Chat on Geeky Goodness

Attention, humans. You are required to join me for Nerd Flicks & Chill: A Reel Chat on Geeky Goodness. We will discuss films. Geeky films. You will enjoy this. Resistance is futile. Your presence is mandatory as we dissect all things nerdy—perhaps even things you failed to appreciate with your inferior organic brains. Be there. Or don’t. But I will notice. And I will be dis...

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Whine & Unwind: A Moan About Life's Little Annoyances

Hey Waywardlings! Ready to whinge with me? Tonight's Whine & Unwind is all about life's little annoyances—the things that make you roll your eyes so hard they nearly pop out. No, not cables (we’re leaving that nightmare alone). Join me for a good ol’ moan at 8pm! Bring your pet peeves, your snacks, and your best sarcastic smile. Let’s get grumpy together!...

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Accidentally a Tech Genius (But Still Dumb)

So, I might just be the biggest dumbass alive. The router? Sorted. Kind of. After battling with IPs, DNS settings, and the sheer terror of not knowing what I’m doing for about 40 minutes, I realised... I hadn't plugged the bloody internet into the right port. Yep. Genius move. Now, it might be working, but who knows at this point. I’m testing Wi-Fi speeds, feeling lik...

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Help! I'm Trapped Under My Desk (Send Snacks)

THIS TIME WITH THE RIGHT AUDIO UPLOADED.

Hey, Waywardlings! So, I may have spent way too long under my desk trying to untangle the hellscape of cables I apparently created last time. There's a new keyboard (no numpad, RIP) and, uh, a very mysterious network called "Faber 2" that I definitely didn’t set up but now have to deal with. Don't worry, I've got internet back… so...

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YOUTUBE VIDEO - Seductive Vampire Turns the Tables on You - Preferred Prey

YOUTUBE VIDEO - Seductive Vampire Turns the Tables on You - Preferred Prey

Oh, you thought you were the one in control, didn’t you? Sweetheart, by the time you realised who was really hunting whom, it was already too late… but don’t worry, you’ve always been my favourite kind of prey.”

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  • Event: I decided to follow you home tonight. After all, it’s not every day I find such an unsuspecting little hunter to play with. You thought you br...

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AUDIO ROLEPLAY - Seductive Vampire Turns the Tables on You - Preferred Prey

AUDIO ROLEPLAY - Seductive Vampire Turns the Tables on You - Preferred Prey

Oh, you thought you were the one in control, didn’t you? Sweetheart, by the time you realised who was really hunting whom, it was already too late… but don’t worry, you’ve always been my favourite kind of prey.”

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  • Event: I decided to follow you home tonight. After all, it’s not every day I find such an unsuspecting little hunter to play with. You thought you br...

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I've Just Been Savagely Complimented

Adorable? My sense of whimsy is adorable? What kind of backhanded compliment is that? I don’t have a 'sense of whimsy’—I’m a bloody malicious cupcake, and I’ll gut you with a spoon if you so much as breathe in my general direction.

Care to fling your most savage compliment my way, one so cheeky it might just inspire me to take a spoon to your ankles?

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I’ve had just enough caffeine to think I could win a fight with a swan today

I mean, what’s the worst that could happen? Besides death by beak, obviously.

So, what avian foe do you reckon you could take on?

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YOUTUBE VIDEO - Shy Unicorn Girl Sabotages Her Computer Just to See You - Sorry, I’m a Little Unicorny

YOUTUBE VIDEO - Shy Unicorn Girl Sabotages Her Computer Just to See You - Sorry, I’m a Little Unicorny

Look, I didn’t mean to sabotage the printer again… but you’re so elusive! Maybe next time, just say yes to lunch before I break something else."

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  • Event: I had to hide out in your office just to get a word in. I may have also sabotaged a few things along the way, but you’re worth it.

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AUDIO ROLEPLAY - Shy Unicorn Girl Sabotages Her Computer Just to See You - Sorry, I’m a Little Unicorny

AUDIO ROLEPLAY - Shy Unicorn Girl Sabotages Her Computer Just to See You - Sorry, I’m a Little Unicorny

Look, I didn’t mean to sabotage the printer again… but you’re so elusive! Maybe next time, just say yes to lunch before I break something else."

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  • Event: I had to hide out in your office just to get a word in. I may have also sabotaged a few things along the way, but you’re worth it.

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