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Hey everyone. Thank you for supporting the show and making everything we do possible.  As we have eluded to in the last bonus episode the next one will be on Red Dawn 2012 and I look forward to what everyone has to say about it. 

As we chug towards our second year in operation, which is absolutely shocking to everyone involved in the show, we are curious what kind of suggestions...

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Winter War Part 5: The Booty Call Armistice

The Winter War ends the only way it ever was going to: Through a booty call. 

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Winter War Part 4: The White Death

One of the deadliest men to ever walk the earth probably wasn't tall enough to ride a roller coaster. 

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BONUS: Red Dawn 1984

What happens when a self described right wing extremist and a bunch of think tank ghouls get their hands on an anti-war movie script? 

Red Dawn.


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Winter War Part 3: Comrade Zap Brannigan and the Molotov Cocktail

The Soviets begin to launch them human wave attacks at the badly outnumbered Finns who might not have weapons, numbers, or supplies but they do have something the Soviets weren't counting on: a lot of empty booze bottles. 

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Winter War Part 2: Stalin's Apartment Party

Stalin throws an apartment party, launches a war. 

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BONUS: Rambo: Last Blood

Sylvester Stallone sat around a table with some writers, shrugged, and said "I guess we should get more racist." 

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Winter War Part 1: Russian Problems

The saga of military history's greatest underdog tale begins with a lot of civil war and oppression. 

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BONUS: Leavenworth Ft. Mike McGuinness

Mike McGuiness is a veteran of the US Army and formerly a squad leader under War Criminal Clint Lorance. He is also one of the main subjects for the Stars documentary 'Leavenworth' 

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Lax Bros Strike Back: The Michilimackinac Massacre

Pontiac's Rebellion explodes across the Midwest as the British take over from the French after the French and Indian War leading to one of the dumbest massacres of all time. 

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BONUS: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare

Edge lord bullshit, now with better graphics. 

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This Month's Bonus episodes

They are coming. Our producer was busting his ass doing door to door and canvassing for the UK general election. He already has both episodes and they will be released as soon as he is mentally recovered from the UK electing a racist mop.

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St Clair's Defeat: My Gout!

The US Army is destroyed and births executive privilege. Thanks a lot Ohio. 


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Welcome new Patrons

We have gotten quite a few new Patrons recently and we would just like to say thank you. We hope we can continue creating content you think is worth your time and money. We are currently working hard on a few series ideas as well as compiling a list of terrible war movies to watch for bonus episodes. 

If you want to ask a "Question from the Legion" feel free to respond to this post o...

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Clint Lorance is a Murderer

You knew this episode was coming. 

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Philippines American War Part 3: War Crimes and Misdemeanors

On the conclusion of our series on the Philippines American War we dive into some of the myths surrounding American efforts to curb the Moro Insurgency as well as the side effects of Colonialism on Philippines society. 

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Philippine American War Part 2: The Machete of Freedom

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Philippine American War Part 1: Thanks a lot Nebraska

On this episode we dive into America's first overseas war of Empire. It turns out, American history is a big dumb time loop.

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BONUS: Windtalkers

John Woo attempts to direct Nicholas Cage. Creates a movie about Native Americans that stars a white man.

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The Battle of Teutoburg Forest

"Varus, give me back my Legions!"

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BONUS: There is No Life or Nourishment in the Meat

Nick, Joe, and Rich hold an international military ration culinary challenge while discussing the terrible history of military rations. 

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Halloween Special: Unit 731

*Trigger Warning for literally everything. Seriously it is all horrible*


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Welcome new Patrons!

We have had an influx of new Patrons over the last few weeks. First of all thank you for supporting the show and making all of this possible. 


We have just about burned through our first round of Questions from the Legion so don't forget to ask some more! 

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Exercise Tiger Ft. Francis Horton

Joe is joined by one of the hosts of the What a Hell of a Way to Die Podcast Francis Horton to talk about the worst training accident in military history.

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The Battle of the Crater

It turns out really bad ideas from the American Civil War do not get better when the commanders are drunk. 

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Bonus Episode: Rambo (2008)

Join us as we take a violent trip down white savior lane: Rambo.

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Robert Bales

*Trigger Warning*

This episode includes graphic descriptions of violence against children and women.


Robert Bales was a Staff Sergeant in the US Army who committed one of the worst war crimes in recent American history. 

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For the people who aren't on twitter.

First of all, lucky you for escaping that hell site. But secondly, the LLBD's entire Patreon (minus operating costs) has been donated to the Heyva Sor (the Kurdish Red Crescent). 

If you have not been following the news the Turkish military is poised to invade Rojava, where they mean to slaughter its Kurdish population and force Arab refugees who fled the Civil War to move into their...

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Hey everyone

I hope everyone has been enjoying the recent bonus content as well as the Questions from the Legion. Feel free to drop us suggestions or questions on here or on the twitter account. 

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Anglo-Zulu War Part 2: The End of a Kingdom

In the conclusion of the Anglo Zulu War series the Zulu Kingdom flies too close to the sun. 

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