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The Battle of Agincourt

Charging through a shit flooded field and dying of heat stroke for the King. 

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The Dogs (and Bear) of War

Joe, Nick, and Rich talk about some of the adorable stories of how animals ended up serving alongside humans throughout the history of human conflict. 

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Dowsing for Bombs

James McCormick, a British National, managed to sell tens of millions of dollars worth of dowsing rods to the Iraqi Security Forces with claims that they could detect bombs.

Hilarity did not ensue. 

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Bonus- Valkyrie

Nick and Joe watch the worst Tom Cruise pirate movie ever.

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The Kent State Massacre


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The Easter Rising Part 2: Provisional Government of the Irish Republic


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The Easter Rising Part 1: The Wolfe Tone

The Easter Rising was a 1916 armed uprising in Ireland against the British to achieve a free and independent Irish Republic.


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BONUS Iron Sky Ft Francis Horton

Joe is joined by Francis Horton of the Hell of a Way to Die podcast to talk about Iron Sky. The Kickerstarter movie where Nazis invade from the moon and turn a black guy white.

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The USS Pueblo Incident Ft. Justin Rose

Joe is joined by Justin to talk about the time a US Navy spy ship was captured by the rap dynasty known as North Korea. 

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Gideon Pillow Ft. Matt Palmquist

This week Joe is joined by Matt Palmquist to talk about Gideon Pillow, a politically appointed General who couldn't read a map, once attempted to steal a cannon, and wrote fan fiction about himself to local newspapers.

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Bonus Episode: The Battle of the Bastards

Joe and Rich trash talk GRRM and talk about Game of Thrones' coolest/ worst battle between John Snow and Ramsay Bolton at the gates of Winterfell. 

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The Kargil War

On this episode Joe and Travis dive into a brief history of the Kashmir Conflict and then talk about the Kargil War of 1999. 

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The White Rose

Forewarning: There were some technical difficulties during the recording of this episode. Our long suffering producer Nate did his best fixing what we gave him.


The White Rose was a non-violent Anti-War resistance movement led by German students during World War Two. They also may have been some of the most badass people ever to walk the earth.

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Bonus Episode: The Last Samurai

Joe and Nick watch the Last Samurai and wonder why everyone is okay with the fact that Tom Cruise killed a guy, wore his clothes, and then fucked is wife.

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Donkey Reading Series: Why Arabs Lose Wars By Norvell B. De Atkine

Joe and Travis read the incredibly popular article "Why Arabs Lose Wars" and explain why it is racists, idiotic, and just plain wrong on so many levels. 

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Yemeni Civil War Part 3: Erik Prince's Mercenary Army and the SEAL Death Squads

On the final episode of our Yemeni Civil War series we dive into the time the UAE paid Blackwater's found Erik Prince ungodly amounts of money to build a mercenary army and how a Mossad agent teamed up with the former head of Palestinian Security to field a death squad made out of Americans to kill the UAE's political opponents in Aden.

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Yemeni Civil War Part 2: His Excellency General Steve

On part 2 Travis and Joe talk about how the United Arab Emirates purchased their entire logistical and command structure from western powers. Chief amongst those is the creator of the main vector of UAE war crimes The Joint Aviation Command: His Excellency General Steve. Steve is also a retired US Army Lieutenant Colonel and someone who used to run a breast enhancement pyramid pill scheme out o...

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Yemeni Civil War Part 1: An Outsourced War

Joe is joined by Travis to talk about the background to the Yemeni Civil War and how seemingly the entire world joined forces to turn Yemen into hell on Earth.

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Bonus: Life as a French Foreign Legionnaire Ft. Dermot Cosgrove

Joe is joined by Dermot Cosgrove a veteran of the French Foreign Legion, security contractor, and all around hilariously interesting individual. Dermot tells the story of what it is like joining in and living through the Legion. 

Hint: it involves a lot of drinking and fighting. 

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Bonus: People's War and Far Cry

On this bonus episode Joe is joined by Travis to talk about real life comparisons to Far Cry 4. From the Maoist concept of People's War to the Nepalese Civil War.

Pagan Min did nothing wrong.

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The Accidental Confederate Suicide Submarine

The CSS Hunley was the first Submarine to ever sink an enemy ship in combat- All the way back during the American Civil War.

It was also the only submarine to kill it's own crew three different times. 

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Yukio Mishima

Joe is joined by Rich to talk about Yukio Mishima. One of Japan's greatest writers, rabid Imperial Nationalist, and gay crossfire cult leader who created his own militia and attempted to take over the country with swords - in 1970.

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Everyone is a Nazi!

On this episode Joe is joined by Army Veteran and one of the characters from The Hooligans of Kandahar, Mike Huang to talk about how a number of people ended up volunteering for the German Army during World War Two from a guy who ended up becoming a US Army Green Beret, the son of the founding dictator of Taiwan, and a poor Korean conscript who ended up fighting for everybody on accident. ...

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PragerU is Bad for America Ft. Justin Rose

On this episode Joe is joined by Justin Rose of the Everything is Awful Podcast to talk about how historical revisionism is bad for America and how PragerU uses a bastardized version of politically fueled history to send people down a dark path.

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The Mahmudiyah Murders

On this episode Joe is joined from DC by West Point Graduate Riley Dosh. We talk about the Mahmudiyah Rape and Murder of an entire Iraqi family by US Soldiers and the things that create the environment where horrible crimes were not only a possibility, but only a matter of time. 

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Starship Troopers Ft. Francis Horton

Joe is joined by Francis of the What a Hell of a Way to Die Podcast to talk about the insanity of the Mobile Infantry, space Wal-mart, and frothing space pussies. 

Follow Francis on twitter @armystrang 

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Iran Iraq Part 5: And then there was a Genocide

In our 5th and final episode of the Iran Iraq War series things just keep getting worse all the way until the end of the war. And that is when the Genocide started.

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Iran Iraq War Part 4: Marsh Madness!

Joe is joined in the studio by Tom to discuss one of the strangest battles in military history: The Battle of the Marshes. 

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Iran Iraq War 3: Who keeps giving Saddam an army?


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