Homeless Bunny 10
I mixed up a negroni cocktail and slid it over to Roman Torchwick. Pompous asshole made me want to feed him his own hat, but he did have a solid taste in drinks. And hats. Fortuna would approve. It was a pity the man wore more eyeliner than the hyper-competent precog ever did.
"Thanks, and you didn't even shed in i-Oof!" He was cut off from his bit...
2024-03-23 01:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 9
"Jiii…" The single most adorable (and weaponless) grim reaper in the world stared me down as I went about making a marinade. Diced pineapple, roasted red peppers, dried tomatoes, and a host of other spices flew through the air, only to be intercepted by the blur of my chef's knife.
Yes, Junior's kitchen had a blender. No, I didn't use it. This was...
2024-03-23 01:04:56 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 8
"It's just a weapon, brat," I told the silver-eyed brat. I regretted those words the moment they left my lips. The sheer unadulterated grief in her expression couldn't be faked. She didn't look like a huntress who'd lost her primary means of combat; she looked like a mother who'd lost her child, a sight I'd seen far too often in my life.
Then the wo...
2024-03-23 01:03:21 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 7
Yang Xiao Long
‘This may have been a mistake,’ I thought as I dodged a claw swipe from the red one.
I knew a fair bit about anger and coping mechanisms; I had to with my Semblance being what it was. Dad and I burned hot, same with the white one. We were all passion and fire and fury. The red one though? She was ice-cold. S...
2024-03-23 01:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 6
Another three weeks passed and Junior’s club started to take on a reputation for fine dining with an ever-changing menu and nightly entertainment. Most days, the club was just that, a nightclub full of loud music and sweaty bodies. On Tuesdays and Wednesdays however, Junior decided to take advantage of the midweek lull to convert his club into a jazz an...
2024-03-23 00:59:41 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 5
Despite the twins’ grandstanding, they had to wait a few hours for their auras to recharge. On the plus side, I finished making my ice cream. I tasted it, decided to go with the vanilla-ginger recipe, and roped the entire unpowered gang membership into stirring huge bowls of ice cream over ice baths. They could take turns.
Sure, I technically held...
2024-03-23 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 4
“Tianyu~” I heard the twins cry out as they jumped down from the second floor. Their auras flared briefly upon landing but they didn’t care in the least. The pair rushed over to take their seats at the bar and stared eagerly at me as I made the finishing touches on a spinach, tomato, and feta frittata. “Morning~”
Junior was already seated ...
2024-03-23 00:58:32 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 3
“Suspect is a male, rabbit faunus child with white hair and prominent ears. He assaulted two gate guards and fled into the city before losing them by hopping onto the rooftops. He is thought to be a White Fang agent and possesses a mobility-related Semblance. All citizens are advised to approach with caution. This has been Lisa Lavender for the Vale...
2024-03-23 00:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 2
“Oh, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” I moaned, clutching my poor head. My own yelling sent agonizing pangs through my skull, like that fucker Surtr took a club of magically-condensed magma to my head… again…
I took a deep breath and reined in my power. The poor bunny I’d been petting was frozen solid, scared out of its wits. I reac...
2024-03-23 00:57:29 +0000 UTC View PostPreface
Please ignore the next 7 posts as I load up on chapters for this story.
Homeless Bunny 1
I groaned pitifully. I hadn’t been in this much pain since I got the bright idea to turn the Bull of Heaven into tartare. Definitely a case of my eyes being too big for my stomach there… Long story short, Luo Hao bailed me out ...
2024-03-23 00:56:59 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 23
Weiss Schnee
My brother was the greatest!
Not my little brother; Whitley was… problematic.
Well, kind of my little brother. Tianyu was so little even though he was older than me. Little-big brother?
Yes, that sounded right.
I wasn’t usually prone to bouts of silliness, years of etiquette classes saw to t...
2024-03-22 15:16:44 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 17: Daphne the Drug Dealer
Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain
“I have good news and bad news,” Madam Pomfrey said. We were in her office in the hospital wing, sharing a box of her favorite scones. Most students didn’t make a habit of visiting the hospital wing; I’d managed five visits in as many weeks. I dou...
2024-03-15 13:20:06 +0000 UTC View PostLiftoff 1.13
June 2015
A crustle. A motherfucking crustle. Just when I thought things were settling down into a pattern, it turned out our food thief was a goddamn tank on stilts. How the hell had it gotten there?
No, that was the wrong question. It probably evolved down there, like a crab molting. That would explain all the food they’d been...
2024-03-11 14:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostEdit: Sorry, for those who are new, the monthly poll is your chance to influence what I write. The winner is guaranteed two chapters from me (updated Fridays).
I almost forgot to put this up. Question for you all: How would you feel about a policy to remove the last month's poll winner from the running? This would hopefully let more stories occupy my time.
Also, her...
2024-03-08 14:41:45 +0000 UTC View PostAaron’s Pokemon
- Artoria (Kirlia)
- Jeanne (Flaaffy)
- Durvasa (Mankey)
- Over Easy (Egg)
Fish 4.12
Artoria
Petalburg Woods
I teleported with my sister’s ball in hand and appeared next to Durvasa on the treetops. I released Jeanne at the juncture of the branches where...
2024-03-08 14:02:51 +0000 UTC View PostPreface
Here's the first of three Troll chapters owed this month. Also, I've decided to run a flash live of A Colorful Life, mostly so I can figure out how that last scene is going to go and what I need to do with the interludes. If you don't read that one, don't worry about it.
Chapter 16: Boris
Blaise Zabini 2024-03-05 16:15:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Spit of Spite 2.4
John Soprano
*Thwack*
The meaty sound of my shinai meeting Missy's forehead echoed in my back lot. Usually, this lot behind a restaurant was reserved for the dumpster and employee parking, but I shoved the dumpsters out into a nearby alley when I bought the place. With the Gate of Skye, it wasn’t as though I needed them. An...
2024-03-03 02:44:48 +0000 UTC View PostRespite 8.5
2005, July 9: Nameless Village, Babylon
The farm boy was named Joseph. He liked hunting with his da’ and wished there wasn’t so much to harvest so he’d have more time to play with his brothers. He also asked a lot of questions.
“What are the witch-lords like? What do they do with all the stone-wood they make us harvest? How...
2024-03-01 13:43:08 +0000 UTC View PostSeal 4.13
Bryce Kiley
2010, November 29: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
I tried not to think about it. Damascus. Behemoth. Arsalan. Lily. Everything. It was just easier, less overwhelming, to shelve everything in a little box in my mind, putting it aside until I felt like I could open it all up again.
The moment I got home, I che...
2024-02-28 13:51:07 +0000 UTC View PostLiftoff 1.12
June 2015
The morning after, I followed Sabrina and Austin towards the caverns. Our very own Professor Kush had decided to join us after all, Spade the drilbur waddling at her heels like the most adorable murder-mole in the state. It caught me off guard a bit, Sabrina wasn’t an outdoorsy kinda gal by her own admission.
“You co...
2024-02-23 14:22:25 +0000 UTC View PostProbably going to be short but I'd like to get something on the page this month.
2024-02-19 23:06:56 +0000 UTC View PostPreface
Here’s your second poll winning chapter. Pretty much a “Meanwhile…”
Interlude 4.12.5: Sabah Azimi
Sabah Azimi
2010, November 26: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
I checked New Wave’s official site for the fourth time, just to be sure. I’d checked last night of course. And ...
2024-02-16 13:49:46 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 22
Tianyu Yue
“We have time for one more,” Glynda said, rolling the dice once more. On the monitor, the faces of those who’d already fought were crossed out; they couldn’t be rolled but could be challenged on a voluntary basis. In that light, both mine and Amber’s portraits were some of the few who had yet to be called. “C...
2024-02-14 15:59:22 +0000 UTC View PostAaron’s Pokemon
- Artoria (Kirlia)
- Jeanne (Flaaffy)
- Durvasa (Mankey)
- Unnamed (Egg)
Fish 4.11
Aaron Fulan
Petalburg Woods
I’d missed out on the evacuation notice. Now that I opened it up, I could see through a series of white lines in the glass that there was inde...
2024-02-09 13:56:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 15: The Foundation
Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain
I was so caught up in answering Mr. Weasley’s famous question in art club that I missed the scheduled broom race. It was apparently three laps around the Black Lake, with obstacle courses in the form of floating rings set out to make things interesting. Still, ...
2024-02-07 16:13:49 +0000 UTC View PostAs always, here's where you get to decide on two of my posts. And here's what all I published last month:
3: LT 8.4
5: Spoon 4.10
8: Homeless Bunny 21
9: ACL live & Holy Grill 2.1
10: ACL live
13: ACL live
15: Troll 14
19: Apocalypse 1.11
20: ACL live
23: ACL live
26: Grill 2.2
31: Grill 2.3
As you can see, a ...
2024-02-02 14:37:32 +0000 UTC View PostSeal 4.12
Bryce Kiley
2010, November 27: Damascus, Syria
The battlefield fell eerily silent. Men who’d been screaming for this or that were now quiet, shocked at the rapid conclusion of this mess. Villains and heroes, civilians and rebels, all eyes turned as one towards the one responsible: me.
I stood, frozen with the...
2024-02-02 14:12:47 +0000 UTC View PostPreface
I had lots of wings and wings make me happy so have a free chapter lol.
Spit of Spite 2.3
John Soprano
I ran out of the Rig like a bat out of hell, sprinting along the edge of Ig-Alima.
‘You could have handled that better,’ Shirou said.
‘Oh? Is there a magecraf...
2024-01-31 18:24:53 +0000 UTC View PostPreface
I'm technically done with my commissions for the month, but I don't feel right not posting anything on a Friday. So, in the words of Rin Tohsaka, "100% MAXIMUM NO-CHILL!"
Spit of Spite 2.2
John Soprano
I wiped down the glass and groaned in frustration. I looked outside but found no hint of the de...
2024-01-26 14:23:08 +0000 UTC View PostPreface
I keep forgetting to keep Patreon up to date lol. Thanks for reminding me, guys.
Here’s a recap of things Cherie’s been doing for the past few days. Felt kinda necessary all things considered. Pretty much a “meanwhile…”
This is 3/4 of what I owe this month, or should it be 2.5? Whatever. You’ll see ...
2024-01-20 23:19:09 +0000 UTC View Post