Fabled Webs

THG: 3.5 Don Texas

Don Texas 3.5

Marissa Newland

“Stupid John. Stupid contest. Stupid potatoes,” I grumbled as I mixed up a light batter.

On the plus side, the fridge section that John conjured up out of his ass was fantastic. It was loaded with everything, veggies and fruits that painted a rainbow of color, different cuts of meat, and eight types of potatoe...

Troll: 33. Hook. Line. Sinker.

Chapter 33: Hook. Line. Sinker.

Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain

Cogitum revelio, that was the charm that Professor Flitwick had recommended. It was a NEWT-level charm on a technicality, mostly because anything relating to the mind tended to be rated higher than it should be. Reading up on it was a trip and a half.

It worked a bit like...

Apocalypse: 2.6 Burnout

Burnout 2.6

August 2015

The quackly or quaxly or whatever tasted fantastic. Like mundane ducks, its meat was a deep, vibrant pink, in that sorta-but-not-quite red meat kinda way. It took a while to roast, even when cooked in pieces, but it was rich and flavorful. My only regret over killing the duck was that there wasn’t much to go around.

T...

The River King 4

The River King 4 Taylor Hebert I headed out again that night. From the moment I leapt down my window, I knew exactly where to go. My bugs ha

The River King 4

Taylor Hebert

I headed out again that night. From the moment I leapt down my window, I knew exactly where to go. My bugs had been mapping the outskirts of Empire territory for weeks now. ...

Monthly Poll: June

You know how this works.

Snowman 10

Legend of the Snowman-Mancer 10

Rosaria

I watched the single biggest source of my headaches fly away. Euri Lawrence was an ally, a reliable one. He was the master of Dragonspine, the single most inhospitable region within Mondstadt's territory. During his nine years in self-imposed exile, he rescued countless people from the mountains and dealt with...

ACL: 42.5 Parahumans Online

Chapter 42.5: Parahumans Online

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LT: 9.7 Ascent

Ascent 9.7

2005, August 21: Phoenix, AZ, USA

I stood in the kitchen and looked around in disappointment. No, Riley and Lulu hadn’t gotten it into their heads to surprise me and mom with breakfast. The clutter was almost as bad though. It looked like Martha Stewart got higher than Everest and decided to teach Snoop Dogg how to cook every cookie rec...

PWP: 5.15 Scale

Scale 5.15

Bryce Kiley
2010, December 25: Brockton Bay, NH, USA

I had my doubts. Lineage factors, as explained by Dr. Vegapunk in One Piece, were very similar to DNA in some respects. And yet, they were also wildly different in others. They allowed the good doctor to do things that should be outright impossible.

I finally unlocked the stron...

Life: 9. Nerds of a feather flock together.

Chapter 9: Nerds of a feather flock together.

Rigal Phenex
Happy Harbor, RI, USA

I couldn’t help myself; they were just too fun to tease. Now that we’d revealed ourselves to Artemis and Miss Martian, the two of us headed back inside.

Artemis was feeling a little paranoid about her big sister paying her a visit so she opted to continue k...

ACL: 42. Brian is sad. No puns, just facts.

Chapter 42: Brian is sad. No puns, just facts.

Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Friday, February 11, 2011
Type: Dragon

I bailed.

As far as I was concerned, my job ended when I dropped Lung off with the heroes. I had no desire to stick around for whatever lecture Armsmaster had in mind. Or worse, go with him to PRT HQ to give a repo...

Apocalypse: 2.5 Burnout

Burnout 2.5

August 2015

I started my patrol of the lake shortly thereafter. It wasn’t just the two kinds of stunfisk I was looking for. Back in the dungeon, I saw a red shovel buried in the sand, almost as if a child had played there, only to return home, abandoning his tool of choice.

I’d been paranoid as all hell when I saw it. The dunge...

LT: 9.6 Ascent

Ascent 9.6

2005, August 19: Jacksonville, FL, USA

I stepped through the Door with a large box of meringue cookies. Meringues were effectively egg whites and sugar beaten into stiff peaks to give them an airy texture and baked briefly for fifteen minutes or so, until the exterior charred and hardened into a crisp shell. I’d been experimenting with ...

PWP: 5.14 Scale

Scale 5.14

Bryce Kiley
2010, December 25: Brockton Bay, NH, USA

I woke up feeling rested and energized. Dad was big into the “Christmas is family time” camp so we did as he would have demanded and spent the morning exchanging gifts.

The Kiley family was gathered in the living room around our coffee table. We’d loaded up on hot chocola...

Monthly Poll: May 2025

PWP won last month, so no PWP. Full disclosure, I have a few commissions for ACL waiting right now so you can expect updates for that this month anyway.

Spoon: 5.4.5 Roxanne Tsutsuji

Roxanne’s Pokemon

- Rose (Probopass)
- Bruce (Golem)
- Ferrus (Aggron)
- Lily (Cradily)
- Chief (Armaldo)
- Sunshine (Solrock)

Interlude 5.4.5: Roxanne Tsutsuji

Roxanne Tsutsuji
Rustboro City

We’d been holding our ground for nearly twenty minutes now. I feared putting too much press...

ACL: 41. Dragon Tales was a great show.

Chapter 41: Dragon Tales was a great show.

Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Friday, February 11, 2011
Type: Dragon

Turning into a salamence was a unique experience, but I didn’t have the chance to savor it. My body gained several tons as dense, whipcord muscles replaced my fragile human ones. A tail sprouted behind me, sinuous and nearly eight feet lon...

Apocalypse: 2.4 Burnout

Preface

Genshin pulls went very well. Bird mommy is c2r1 now. Have a free chapter. 

Burnout 2.4

August 2015

I didn’t know what Rocket said to them, but getting the two poochyena pups to accept a permanent trainer was fairly easy after our little excursion. It was clear to anyone with eyes that the...

The River King 3

The River King 3 Taylor Hebert It was time to pay Tahm back for all that he’d done for me. Or as he claimed, to fulfill my end of the contra

The River King 3

Taylor Hebert

It was time to pay Tahm back for all that he’d done for me. Or as he claimed, to fulfill my end of the contract. That was how he was, kindness masked by professionalism....

Troll: 32. Mending Bridges

Chapter 32: Mending Bridges

Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain

I settled at my favorite seat in the owlery, Minerva in my lap. Looking out over the castle grounds like this was nice no matter the time of day. And, it barely smelled like musty feathers anymore. The elves had taken to cleaning the owlery more thoroughly after I made a habit...

Captain Morgan 6

The Adventures of Captain Morgan 6

Morgan Olsen

It wasn’t as if life was completely peaceful now. In fact, I was sure things would get exciting soon. There was a Voidborn somewhere in the city. I’d suspected as much when the number of voidlings appearing increased sharply the last few days. Janna confirmed as much with her long years of experien...

All the Bees 5

All the Bees 5

Mitsu Akimitchi

Surprisingly, Asuma did not come to me for help. I had to remind myself that there wasn’t some narrative push that required me to meet the rest of the Konoha Nine.

I’d thought Asuma might seek me out to teach Choji, but that made no sense. Choji could learn our clan arts from Uncle Choza. My uncle, obligatory...

ACL: 40. To leap the dragon's gate

Preface

For the guy who makes so much art that I felt pressured to write more. You know who you are and your plan is working (unfortunately).

Chapter 40: To leap the dragon’s gate

Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Friday, February 11, 2011
Type: Dragon

Seven tons of scales and muscle crashed...

THG: 3.4 Don Texas

Preface

Apology chapter. I'll remember to restrict to weavers... someday...

Don Texas 3.4

Shirou Emiya

“Hi, I’m Vista,” Missy Biron said as she skipped into the lobby, though I wasn’t supposed to know her by her civilian name. John was right; she was positively adorable with Caliburn hanging off ...

Troll: 31. Polliwag is my favorite pokemon.

Chapter 31: Poliwag is my favorite pokemon.

Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain

The rest of the day was as awkward as last night’s dinner. If there was any question that I was now the leader of the first years, it was only because Lord Lucius Malfoy would never accept his daughter playing second fiddle to anyone else. Even then, both my yearm...

ACL: 39. Stop dragon my feet.

Preface

No, I didn’t forget to update. I went to the dentist for a follow-up after I pulled out two wisdom teeth and got three crowns. Including the follow-up, I blew ~$12,500. That’s American healthcare for ya. I’m just thanking god that I can afford it out of pocket.

Chapter 39: Stop dragon my feet.

Brockton Ba...