Hey dear patrons,
just checking in to confirm:
Yes, both games' next updates are still being worked on ^^
On the HHR front:
Some stuff that needed to be worked out for HHR 0.2 is now finally worked out, right now I'm working on filling the sandbox a bit. It's still going to take a little more time, but there's finally some light at the end of the tunnel, and after that we'l...
2025-05-13 11:03:28 +0000 UTC
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Changelog:
adds 4th Mia event
adds 3rd Grace event
adds 2nd Isabella event
adds 2nd Julia event
adds special easter/spring event (requires Grace's 3rd event; find it on the town map on in-game Sunday afternoon)
1 new sandbox option for Julia (gym, unlocked by new event)
2025-04-20 10:00:48 +0000 UTC
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We managed to finish this update in time for easter and are currently testing it for any remaining issues, but it's already looking good.
It will launch on Sunday noon (CET) for Maid Charmer tier and above.
The update adds
Just some random musings/conclusions:
In summary, I'm quite happy and kind of relieved about the results.
First, about the HHR/GoV poll results:
One reason I even came up with not one, but two projects for the time after TM was because when I ran polls about game concepts many moons ago, the GoV concept rather overwhelmingly won over the HHR concept.
At ...
2025-04-09 08:55:14 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
now that all main girls have had their appearance and some naughty content in a public GoV release, we'd like to know which GoV main girl(s) is or are your favorite(s) so far.


2025-04-09 02:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Happy 2nd April :)
Hope you survived the 1st without getting any heart attacks from any of the meaner jokes...
I was considering to make one myself, but to be honest, the only ideas I could come up with probably would've made some patrons leave if they had taken the jokes seriously, so I opted against making one... ^^'
For example, one joke I was considering was to announce th...
2025-04-02 03:41:59 +0000 UTC
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And here it is.
I know a lot of you would rather have the next HHR update, and getting that done is front and center priority now, but until then there's this little extra.
Hope you'll enjoy it :)
Changelog 0.5.5:
- Adds next (small) event for Mia, breakfast after waking her up. Requires having seen Grace's first event. Spoile...
2025-03-28 18:49:12 +0000 UTC
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Hey to everyone who is still here!
Just to bring you up to date on a few things:
First, the whole attempt to hand off GoV to a new dev team, where I'd only have to contribute some graphics and minor help here and there so I could focus on HHR, fell apart in late January before it even could properly take off.
That was one reason I was so down in Feb, since I was...
2025-03-27 15:39:32 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone,
just wanted to announce that HHR 0.2 will need to bake in the oven a bit longer, so I'll put the page in vacancy mode and pause billing for the month of March (will take effect in about 3 hours from now).
There's 2 reasons why HHR 0.2 is taking longer:
1) It's going to be a bigger-than-usual update.
I put it in my head that I want the s...
2025-02-28 20:24:49 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear patrons,
it's time for a sidegirl designs feedback poll!
The first image shows my takes at the "tall, fit and 'chummy'", "curvy and seductive" and "petite and relatively emotionless" types mentioned in the previous poll.
Disclaimer: Any similarities to known characters are either pure coincidence or merely for parody p...
2025-02-05 07:21:16 +0000 UTC
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The days may be cold (in my part of the world, at least), but at the resort, it's beach season all the time.
The resort staff usually works hard, but sometimes, even they take breaks.
This is meant to be both some eye candy and bonus for patrons, as well as a bit of a preview of things to come.
...And yes, one image has two versions, since I couldn't decide between them and didn'...
2025-01-28 00:00:25 +0000 UTC
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It's time for some feedback.
Of course there isn't that much to go on yet, but I always find it interesting to compare early feedback with later feedback at some point, so...
Anyway, on to the questions:
Question 1: How interesting does the HHR concept appear to you so far?
Question 2: Which main character(s) are you most ...
2025-01-25 20:41:30 +0000 UTC
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It is done!
Heroic Harem Resort v0.1.1 is now available for free for everyone on its itch.io page.
Edit: Uploaded a small bugfix update that fixes the launching of the game from the "side menu" version of the main menu.
2025-01-21 15:35:15 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
sorry for the wait.
About a week ago, I was sure I'd manage it this weekend (which just ended in my timezone), since the scenes had been all but finished, apart from some polish.
But that was before an issue with an important in-game graphic turned into a 2-day nightmare odyssey to fix it, followed by some IRL hold-ups, and finally some small last-minute additions t...
2025-01-19 23:42:47 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone,
happy new year!
Finishing the new games' day 1 is dragging on a bit, but it's really getting closer to the finishing line now.
When I wrote the Christmas post, I was at about 9.8k words, now I'm at 13.5k.
One smaller scene only needs the renders scripted in now, and the final day 1 scene still needs its 2nd (lewd) half written and everything rendered, but af...
2025-01-06 10:39:44 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it!
And just a quick update:
Yes, I still exist, yes I'm still working on HHR, yes I'm working on it even during christmas, yes it's taking a bit longer than I had hoped...
But the current build already has more text than all of KKKA, is very close to Total Murderness in terms of text, and there's still 2 character in...
2024-12-24 23:33:57 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys,
I've been kind of struggling to find a middle-ground between "showing everyone why the next project will be great" and "not spoiling too much", but I get the feeling I should share a bit more information with you, to give you a better impression of what to expect.
HHR (full title will be revealed at launch) will be a wild mix of Isekai elements, RPG ...
2024-12-03 11:55:15 +0000 UTC
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Hey dear patrons,
while I watch the patron numbers slowly dwindle because I admittedly mismanaged and botched a smoother transition to project HHR, we're still getting closer to the light at the end of the tunnel.
To be clear, HHR will be a bit more story-focused than TM!, but still a rath...
2024-11-30 04:10:52 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone,
I understand that radio silence is making people uncomfortable, so some info and a question for you.
First, where we stand with the new project:
The main girl character designs are finalized, the main menu is mostly finished (apart from the background art and title font) and the - relatively long - prologue is done.
Apart from a little writing for the first...
2024-11-24 14:39:58 +0000 UTC
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TM's final bigger content update, version 1.0, is now public on its itch.io page.
In addition to the 0.99.9 content (completed seduction scene set, Jenna pool scene, final dream and other improvements), it also adds the most popular Moist Memory from Bedtime Stories (another Abby+Cindy memory), a...
2024-11-16 22:54:49 +0000 UTC
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Alright everyone, time to explain some things and also outline what GoV's future will look like (spoiler: yes, it still has one ^^').
First things first, a big thank you to everyone who supported us primarily for GoV so far, despite the recent drought on the GoV-side of things.
Trust me when I say, I haven't been happy with how things have been going with GoV on our ...
2024-11-05 15:41:48 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
we're introducing a new limited tier: Maid Charmer Plus!
This tier is only a tad more expensive than the regular Maid Charmer tier, while occasionally receiving time-limited benefits that are otherwise exclusive to higher tiers.
For the next 2 weeks (until Nov 17th), it'll give you access to TM!'s Koikatsu cards as well as t...
2024-11-04 15:14:39 +0000 UTC
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A post containing all the TM-related Level 4 benefits.
Bedtime Stories:
The TM Moist Memories special, which features 6 upgraded Moist Memories from the original games' Carnal Crystal, 4 all-new (and relatively bigger) memories/bedtime stories, plus a hi-res version of the Iris dream from TM 1.0.
Links removed, since this was a special mostly gear...
2024-11-04 14:43:09 +0000 UTC
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Yo people, there's finally a new GoV update!
That being said, we need to apologize a bit. Due to various circumstances, we ended up delaying Julia's first event to next update and only call this update 0.4, after all.
Basically, there was a choice between delaying the update quite a bit more due IRL circumstances, or releasing what we have as a smaller update now, so you ...
2024-11-03 22:04:25 +0000 UTC
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Hello dear patrons,
as a little Halloween goodie of the more traditional kind, we got a small new Halloween-themed wallpaper pack, including some images that are a little naughtier.
Additionally, I'm also adding some older wallpapers from the last 2 years that have become hard to find. Attached below.
Hope you'll like them, and if you're celebrating it, Happy Halloween!
...
2024-10-31 09:23:55 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone,
TM!'s 2024 Halloween Special is here, and it's... a murder mystery VN!
Yes, you're reading that right. Not even that much naughtiness in there...
But a murder, and lots of mystery and investigation.
Head over to its itch page for the downloads.
We hope yo...
2024-10-30 18:40:31 +0000 UTC
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Hello patrons,
yes you're reading right, the new Total Maidness! patron update is here.
It's also available to Gardener tier from the start to somewhat make up for the delay of GoV 0.5.
Anyway, you're probably curious what changes it contains, right?
In short,
All changes from the public update 0.99.5 that I uploaded on itch a moment ago:<...
2024-10-18 19:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
just a small update for all:
public TM 0.99.5 is now live on its itch.io page, and adds 6 small new character story/build-up scenes to chapter 1, 2 for Mary, 2 for Leyla, and 2 for Emily, plus a couple of other improvements, ...
2024-10-18 18:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Good evening (or good whatever time it is in your timezone),
the last 2 scenes for this took a bit longer than I had hoped, but it's finally, finally done!

This Special is at the same time the pinnacle, last hurrah and final goodbye to this type of content from me. Currently ...
2024-10-11 21:41:29 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks,
I was actually too pessimistic and cautious with the deadlines for once.
The dirty Special will be released between Oct 10 - Oct 13 (for Lv5 patrons, a week later for Lv4 patrons), and TM 1.0 will be released this month, too.
I had a moment a few days ago where I felt more like working on the final new TM 1.0 scen...
2024-10-04 12:42:08 +0000 UTC
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