ForeheadFables

Future Guests

Should I focus on having bigger YouTubers or more eccentric/fringe-of-society type people on the podcast?

After this boomer-remover thing blows over i plan on traveling and doing these.

McAfee Is Insane

This one is strange.

And FUCK. i forgot to ask him if he plays Fortnite. 

Bizzlesnaff and Sam, But Sober.

This is episode 26 and a patron exclusive.

I'll be recording my next one with John McAfee this week.

Stay tuned my brosephs. 

Discussing Bidets with the CEO of Jaffa Cakes

Featuring Fungletoe

Its absolutely a shoot from the hip type podcast

guys. we may have just hit the big leagues.

I may have just booked THE John McAfee, creator of McAfee Antivirus as a guest on the podcast.

If you know anything about this guy you know that he's brinking on insane, which is just the type of guy that I like. He promised to chop his cock off if bitcoin didn't reach 1 mil a coin by 2020 (current bitcoin price is ~$6k) So we got some stuff to talk about.

If you guys have anything ...

Guys Japan Is Real I Can Prove It I got a Japanese Guy On Here

Featuring my boy SHIRO, producer of musics and consumer of ugly ass expensive clothing. 

Hold yer goddamn horses

I got the podcast sitting on stalltts desk. All I'm waiting on is for that shitbutt to finish editing it.

SICKCAST 2: THE SICKENING

sam back at it again with his shit immune system to tell a guy to let his wife commit suicide.

its good stuff.

Sam Talks About The Corona Virus For Way Too Long

I've been hella sick for the past week or more. Here's a podcast I made while riding a nice fever. 

I got another one getting edited by Stalltt as we speak.

Next month i'm gonna get some guests I think. Who should I have on there?

Sam's God Complex and Aqua's Hatred of The Homeless

Consider this an ode to the previous lost podcast that me and Aqua did.

Does it live up to its predecessor? No.

But it does have some stuff in it the previous one didn't:

slight audio desync and Aqua talking about eugenics for 46 minutes.

Changes to Payment Settings

There were some people that would become patrons and then cancel their subscription before payment day and then re-subscribe after payment day.  Effectively receiving all benefits of being a patron without paying. 

Now, I saw this and was like, fine. Thats cool if only like 10% of people did this. I can't get mad at a rat doing rat-things that I would do myself.

But this m...

Sam Loses His Mind Over WHOPPAS and 1917

Patron Exclusive Podcast for Jan is here.

we got some good shit on here:

Went and saw 1917

Try out an impossible whoppa

Dog guilt

and Financial advice.

AND PREP UR WALLET BITCHES CAUSE IM COMIN' FOR THAT SHEKEL THIS MONTH

Very Angry Solo Podcast

The Lighthouse, Tarkov, Advice To Streamers, Helping Hands.. This episode has a little bit of everything.

I'm off to record your exclusive one right now actually.

GOT ME AN EDITOR

Got an editor. A lil ole dude named STALLTT.

my thicc lil bitch thats in a bunch of vids and one of my admins on discord.

well he's now my editor and helping me collect topics for the podcast.

It should help me put out episodes and get me on target for stealing ur money every month like usual.

prepare ur anuses.

The Witcher, The Irishman, and The Tarkov

We're back it chieftains in the new year.

Have this to sate your thirsts real quick. I'll be working on finding a new host for the podcast and working on my RSS and shit to get it on Itunes.

And i'll get bryan on the podcast soon if I can get him to yeet his stupid fucking girlfriend out of his house for 2 minutes. She just talks in the background constantly like fuck off...

I Dun Fucked Up Again

YOU WILL NOT BE CHARGED FOR THIS MONTH

I screwed up again.

I'm not very good at this it seems.

Anyways I should be good for January though got some great stuff happening.

Dating 4 Gamers At Once

Episode 17 is a solo one featuring some pretty funny topics.

That lady dating 4 dudes, Discord troubles, The Downfall of the History channel, and then I put on my therapist hat at the end and try to help some of you with your problems.

Driven To Insanity by Tarkov and ASMR

Forehead Fables Episode 16 PATRON EXCLUSIVE EPISODE

talking about the big stuff here folks. tarkov. hot grannies. asmr. big brain stuff.

Memesight is 20/20

This is exclusive podcast number 1 for this month. Put on your 3d glasses bitch because you got another one comin at ya before december.

This episode deals with some pretty great stuff, one of my better ones I think.

Talking To A Sock For An Hour

Made a podcast with JFJ

Also made some Forehead Fables™ merch available at www.shekelscheme.com

Use code YEEYEE for 15% off your order chieftains.

EXCLUSIVE PODCAST : Episode 13

My fucking stupid laptop broke which is the main workhorse behind the podcast. I just spent the last 4 hours setting up everything on my main desk. Next episode is gonna have a shitty backdrop sorry chiefs. 

YOU WILL NOT BE CHARGED THIS MONTH

Some shit got in my way and I was unable to do the Patreon exclusive podcast for this month. So I will NOT be charging you guys for November. You will, however, still receive an exclusive podcast early next week as well as a standard exclusive podcast late in the month.

Sorry to let you fellers down.

Love,

Sam

Got My Brother On The Podcast

Forehead Fables Episode 12

Featuring: The Thiccness

Joker, It 2, and The Hong Kongites

This is episode 11, filmed at the buttcrack of dawn and you get to sit here and listen to me rave and rant about new cinema as well as some other fucked up stuff like that new serial killer guy the FBI just caught.

My brother should be the next episode.

Listen here jive turkeys

Daycare was closed this week, so I was Mr. Mom for the past 4 days.

But tomorrow I get a reprieve and will be recording a podcast. Solo style.

The Ana podcast will be happening in early November. I'm actually gonna drive down there and meet those two idiots and do it live.

I see some agitation from some of you worried that Im behind schedule. Don't worry you're still getti...

Guest Poll

Choose which guest from the podcast gets to have a dedicated episode

Interviewing People From Discord.

I interviewed people from the discord,

if you check the description on the youtube video you can get navigation links for each guest.

Go to the Patreon post following this one to vote for who should have an episode to themselves. 

Forehead Fables Episode 9 Ft AquaFPS

this one was technically made prior to the Bizzlesnaff episode, but you guys wanted to see that one first.

Both are pretty good considering no planning actually took place.

Also I got the interviews done for the next exclusive podcast which should air in the next week. Keep it nerdy.

The Return to Hermitville

This is a patron only podcast. Talking about some upcoming movies, how you guys are fucking wrong and i've never been swindled, and how Blizzard and Disney are evil companies.

Next podcast is AquaFPS in Seattle. It's also a short one.

The one after that is the discord interview podcast and it'll be exclusive.

Keep yer peepers peeped. They'll both be coming in the ne...

Yo i might be dirt ass retarded

fucking forgot to upload the patron exclusive podcast over the weekend. it'll be up by the end of today. 

Also: the interviews are going well for the next podcast and MORE IMPORTANTLY:

i secured my fat dumbass brother for a podcast next month