Good Monday my Garfields!! I'm back from my trip :^) I had a wonderful time and I'm so happy I got to go visit my friends!! I dressed up as a fly for halloween. (Specifically the fly that chooses to buzz around you at a picnic and makes you feel dirty and ashamed for being singled out.) Are y'all dressin up for tomorrow?
This week's breed was suggested by FenMura! Thanks for inviting me ...
A bit belated (bearlated?), but I wanted to extend my congratulations Grazer the grizzly for winning this year's Fat Bear Week competition!! She's the first female bear to win in years, and the kind of rep I think we all deserve. Great gobblin' out there, Grazer!!
2023-10-24 19:14:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Monday my Garfields! Is this getting too meta for you? what does that even mean anymore!! This week I'm very excited cause I'm going on a trip for the first time in 3 years!! Going to Chicago to see my best friends and celebrate Halloween ^_^ So, there will be no comic this weekend. I'm sorry!! ;__; But I have some longer projects I'm working on that will hopefully make you smile whe...
2023-10-23 16:41:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes you can be a powerful adversary by just bluffin' with a bag o' poop. you don't even have to lose your bag o' poop to win.
Today's animal is the Rabbit Bot Fly!! They live in the midwest and look quite devious.
"For sale, really awesome light up baby shoes, so i bought them for m'boy."
-Ernest Hemmingway
2023-10-18 20:12:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Monday M'Garfs! Last week on Tunny's cat breed diary, the Juiceler had struck and terrorized the shared basement, cutting wires and juicing laundry indiscriminately. This week all has been well, and internet was restored to tunny land. Thank god I didn't have to read some of the many books I've bought, like some sort of barbarian. Let's hope I do not get juiced again!! I'm still saving up ...
2023-10-16 18:41:41 +0000 UTC View Post
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, SOME KIND OF HAIR SCIENTIST????? DON'T THROW ME CURVEBALLS LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
My first trim since I buzzed all my hair off a while back.....im learning and growing, slowly but surely. I have hair now, but I think its funny to draw the snail in situations like this. They're boutta get their stalks chopped off!!! AHHH
Hello my Garfields! It's Monday and its time for a cat breed guide, hope that's not a big shock to you all... My week is off to a very peculiar start, yesterday and unknown assailant trashed my apartment's shared basement, poured juice all over the washers and dryers, cut the wires to all the security cams, and cut the wire to JUST my internet and ONLY my internet. I'm calling this badman the J...
2023-10-09 17:03:13 +0000 UTC View Post
An older tale but I was remembering this looney interaction when I got my updated shot last week!! Stay healthy and stay silly y'all!
2023-10-06 19:52:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Monday my Garfields!! Thank you for joining me for another month here on patreon. I really appreciate it! <3 Last week I got m'shots, but the lady did both my arms instead of just the left like I asked, and I was immobilized and feeling a bit like homestarrunner. So I got a bit behind in my drawings... This week, I'm stronger than ever and immune to all poisons. So watch out.
Thi...
Thank you to everyone who commissioned me for the month of September!! So many good creatures I got to learn about... Apparently, I was feeling very purple this month. And not one but THREE fluffy black cats?! It don't get much better than that!! Thanks so much guys <:)
But how do *I* get a commission?!
Every month on the 1st at 12pm central time
2023-09-29 20:37:42 +0000 UTC
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A couple little doodly animations of different animals I theorize may be in B-Man’s dna! I need to do a couple more before I can make a silly video with them all, but for now I thought I’d share!!
I never animate, and when I do I’m always like “oh yeah I can’t animate” and my brain melts a little, but I have fun anyways, and that’s what’s most important!
2023-09-28 19:45:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Goooood Monday my Garfields!! I've got a covid + flu double trouble shot planned for tomorrow, so I pray I will be able to get out of bed and draw more cats for the tunny community in a timely manner. Until then, I leave you with these cats.
Today's breed was suggested by ArdyTV and Oldish! These are the only cats I've ever owned, and I think they're pretty neat. I think B-man is a domes...
Sometimes in life, you're a little plastic clementine who everyone refuses to claim despite it clearly belonging to goddamn one of them, and sometimes you're the mentally ill snail-person who keeps a little plastic clementine for nearly a decade simply out of spite.
Anyways, here's my cat.
Monday Already?! My garfields?! It's possible!! Yesterday I had a huge cleaning spell and donated like 6 boxes worth of stuff and spent 7 hours scrubbing. The apartment looks exactly the same. But I know her secrets, even if she doesn't wish to tell them.
TWO REXES IN A ROW? It's also possible. In fact it's simply alphabetical. Today's cat breed was suggested by PrinceSquish, Jen Go, Mon...
Running a popular pet account can get kinda weird. Don't talk to me like that... I know it's you, Debra, and not Spiffy the Pibble...
Also first human featured in snail diaries?! I think? only took 224 comics!
2023-09-15 19:08:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Monday my Garfields!! (or maybe not a good monday to my fellow patriot garfields...🦅) Regardless of the date today, I hope you are doing well!! This morning was so chilly, it felt great and I took an extra long walk! And later this week new pokemon DLC comes out, and I'm excited to spend money on it and then proceed to get really mad. As a true pokefan does!
This week's breed was...
bro if i have to go more than an hour without getting a hit of wittle kitty-cat or puppy-dog im gonna freak the fuck out....
ps. b-man always smells like fresh hay
2023-09-08 22:07:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Gooood Monday, my Garfields! Thank you for joining another month here on my patreon. I'm so happy you're here! <3 After this, I'm gonna go to Ikea with my swan mom, so I'm pretty excited. I sleep with my Blåhaj every night and it's become so distorted over time, I'm a little scared to see what the healthy ones look like. But I could never replace mine after all our nights together where the...
2023-09-04 18:39:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes I humiliated myself in public once again, but, I'm pretty sure my dog can read, soooo, a win is a win...
2023-09-02 19:07:24 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for the BIGGEST, LARGEST, MONSTER TRUCKIEST TUNNIES FOR THIS FINE MONTH OF AUGUST! So many amazing pets!! Being commissioned to draw someone's cat as a 2006 deviantart sparkledog really healed my inner child. (cat's only interests are bleach and a nasty crusty blanket...queen behavior) And the poodle Astra having a signature pose the owners called "airin' it out" had me cackling. Than...
2023-08-31 18:13:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Helloooo my Garfields!! Very good Monday to ya!! The weather is nice again and I just started playing Pokemon Black&White for the first time, and I think its my favorite pokemon yet!! woohoo! I hope you're having a good start to your week as well.
This week's breed was suggested by Kaori! Another feral friend for me to learn about, very exciting!! Now, I do like to make fun of people...
WAAAAAAAAA I AM SO ASHAAAMED WAAAA I WAS COVERED IN GARLIC SPATTER BUHHHHUHHHHHHH IT SMELLED SO BADDDDD NOOOOOoooo
2023-08-25 22:17:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Gooood monday, my Garfields!! There's a heat index of 120 degrees this week, and a landfill caught on fire here leaving a noxious haze everywhere... I think I'll be inside a lot this week so, I should get lots of drawings done!! You'll be rooting for me, right? 🥺👉👈
This week's breed was suggested by Kaori!!!! Thank you for the rare cat knowledge. I've never met a Chartreux, but ...
I wanna say thank you to my mom, a notable bird, and also, every single bird ever, which I will now recite in alphabetical order, ahem..
2023-08-18 21:59:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Goood Monday my Garfields!! It's been so rainy this summer! We usually have such a dry August, so with all the rain there's been tons of huge mushrooms and fairy rings popping up everywhere!! I love them! If I ever stop posting, its because I stepped into one and was sent into a different realm where I am now a revered dwarven god. Do not look for me, I'm happier this way.
This...
2023-08-14 20:03:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Today is my special lil guy's 2nd birthday!! I'm so proud!! I'll post this drawing for everyone later hehe
2023-08-12 17:26:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I apologize for my outburst, but I stand by what I said.
2023-08-11 19:51:11 +0000 UTC View Post
the theme of this illustration is class solidarity, and also, drawing a cool badass lion
2023-08-10 18:11:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Monday, my Garfields!! Thank you to anyone who rejoined my patreon after their whole declining cards debacle ;___; And also thank you to anyone who stayed!! I really appreciate the support! I noticed way more people quit this month than normal, and just assumed everyone was finally tired of my bullshit. But it turns out it was just classic tax evasion at play, and not me being insufferable...
2023-08-07 18:31:07 +0000 UTC View Post