Christmas Wrappin' (Dec. 2020)
Just a little nonsense. Something about the expression is just a little too earnest, but Emily the Cat Girl is that kind of girl, I think.
2022-07-10 01:11:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a little nonsense. Something about the expression is just a little too earnest, but Emily the Cat Girl is that kind of girl, I think.
2022-07-10 01:11:36 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "When someone tells you that pants are optional, you know you're in for an interesting time. Especially if it's at the country club."
2022-07-05 02:50:56 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "Fun fact: Puck's nightie is the only consistent piece of clothing that has been with us since the start of the color webcomic. I like it that much."
2022-06-21 02:36:51 +0000 UTC View PostNo, I did not draw all the leaves. I drew about thirty leaves and the magic of object replication managed the rest.
Not overly happy with this image. But it's fine, I guess.
2022-06-19 01:09:40 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "Cosplay pirates have a hard time being taken seriously because their swords are all carved out of polystyrene."
2022-06-14 03:44:16 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "Always end on a positive note."
2022-06-07 02:38:34 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "As a lit major, I can attest to the fact that 'everybody sucks' is probably the most common theme in all of literature. Writers aren't a very optimistic bunch."
2022-05-31 02:45:27 +0000 UTC View PostThis one was the weirdest option to get lots of votes. But hey, the patrons chose it so I had to make it a reality.
By the way, despite what you (and I) might remember, Rich Uncle Moneybags does NOT have a monocle and never has. Mr. Peanut has a monocle and I think all our brains just combined the two.
2022-05-27 02:56:55 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "For the record, it IS kosher but you still shouldn't say it on the Sabbath."
2022-05-24 02:48:14 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "Is the special brand of stupid Supreme? Cuz that's definitely a special brand of stupid."
2022-05-17 02:24:36 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "Hey look! They doubled the population in an instant!"
2022-05-10 01:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostHeather returns just for a little bit of humiliation. I do like this pic, though. They both wear their costumes well. Always fun to draw Heather and Tracee together. Very different proportions.
And I still hold (along with Tracee) that 'sexy prisoner' is not really unusual by any current standard, but everyone voted for it, so I didn't want to disappoint.
2022-05-08 02:14:53 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "Insert 'Right Said Fred' joke here."
2022-05-03 02:43:07 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "Back in the Papa Life Again" ultimately proved to be one of Steve Winwood's least popular songs.
2022-04-26 02:35:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe unusual sexy costumes from the previous year came back from the previous year, weirder than ever. This one doesn't particularly work but it's the thought that counts.
2022-04-25 03:07:30 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "If you order the club sandwich of incompetence, I'll get the simpleminded hoagie and we can split."
2022-04-19 02:38:56 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "Just when you think this adventure can't get any stupider, you pass the stupid event horizon and enter the stupid black hole."
2022-04-12 02:13:59 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "I don't know why the 'back of a van' part is so damning in our culture, but it is."
2022-04-05 01:40:43 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so here's the thing about contortionist poses from athletes and circus performers and such: even with reference material, they're hard to draw. I think it's because such poses stretch the limit of the body's regular movement range, so even when you draw it right, the viewer's eye rejects it. The eye says, "Nope. Can't happen." Because it usually can't.
Alt-text: "If you DO remember that episode, you've been exploring some dark, dark corners of the Internet, my friend."
2022-03-29 02:06:34 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: Fan fact: if you ever want catch a Canadian's interest, tell him that you'll pay in American funds. American dollars just have this magical, mystical quality up here."
2022-03-22 02:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "I think it's safe to assume he's got nothing on under that costume, right?"
2022-03-15 02:50:05 +0000 UTC View PostA little bit of Olympic-type fun here. Action poses are not my strong suit but I tried.
2022-03-13 02:44:45 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "Cracking Papa Shnorf open sounds dangerous. I mean, the smell alone would likely be lethal."
2022-03-08 03:20:12 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "Does anyone even remember Tae Bo? I bet a bunch of you are drawing blanks right now. BILLY Blanks!"
2022-03-01 03:08:20 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the failed first draft of this. I put in a lot of work into getting the bacon to look right, but in the end I never considered how off-putting the idea of a bacon bikini is. And yes, this was modelled after that outfit from 'The Fifth Element'.
Travesty.
2022-02-26 21:36:33 +0000 UTC View PostThis is my second take on Phoebe as bacon, after trying to actually draw a bacon bikini vaguely inspired by that iconic outfit from 'The Fifth Element'. It didn't work. It looked gross. And I'll post it here, in addition to this one.
For the record, I drew the original WITH the bacon bikini, so I had to digitally remove that. Which is hard. Digital add...
2022-02-26 21:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "If I'm going to the buffet table, I always think to myself, 'Don't waste your appetite on the mediocre pizza.' Then I always grab the mediocre pizza."
2022-02-22 02:44:27 +0000 UTC View PostAlt-text: "In clinical trials, the power stance proved to be marginally less effective than the flower pants."
2022-02-15 03:23:38 +0000 UTC View Post