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Parties Like This [Tier 3 Exclusive]

“Look, I’m drinking a cocktail out of a skull!”

“I don’t think that’s a real skull, love.”

“It looks so fricking real though,” she says. “Just let me pretend?”

You don’t go to Tracyanne and Josh’s house because you want to play charades and drink a $12 bottle of White Chardonnay someone bought from a grocery store. Those parties are fine–we...

Doing Business, Part 46

Forty-Six

“Well then,” said a voice. “Meeting adjourned?”

I couldn’t say where I was. It was a place that didn’t exist. A blissful and imaginary realm where I was every bit the stupid and pathetic baby I wanted to be. I had just loaded my diaper and I was sitting in it again. Marinating, as Mommy would say. Even the thick smell of my diaper had gone fr...

Crawling Back for More [Tier 2 and 3 Exclusive]

He is well aware of the fact that what he’s doing is stupid. Not just stupid–but it’s quite possibly one of the worst ideas he’s ever had before. The odds are good that this isn’t going to end well–and not ending ‘well’ is just the best case scenario.

But he’s doing it anyway. He can’t not do it–the idea has been embedded in his head for days now. Weeks. It�...

Doing Business, Part 45

Forty-Five

Three days until my mother visits.

Another day, another diaper.

I again found myself in the center of Ms. Heller’s office, first thing in the morning, so that she could go through the ritual of checking my diaper. My pants were pulled down, the diaper was exposed, and her fingers would poke and pull at the garment as she saw fit. The st...

Real People [Tier 3 Exclusive]

He’s seen Lauren a thousand times. He’s seen her every weekday for the last three or four years. He’s worked on projects with her. He’s been to work parties with her. They’ve had cups of coffee together. He’s seen pictures of her trip to Europe, and she’s seen plenty of pictures of his puppy.

And then, one random Thursday morning as she goes over some expense reports with hi...

Doing Business, Part 44

Forty-Four

Four days until my mother visits.

I had only missed a day–a day and a half, tops –of work, and yet I felt like I hadn’t walked down the halls of the office building in months. Everything seemed exactly the same. As it probably should’ve.

“There’s the big baby,” a familiar voice said. Lyndie appeared from seemingly nowhere, w...

Stupid Baby Punk Club, Part 4

Four: A Friend Indeed

The strangest thing about hanging out with Lara is that I can’t talk about diapers with her.

It’s a weird problem to have, but given that 90% of my socializing has been done with a group who talks about their adventures while wearing them, maybe it isn’t that surprising that I now feel like all conversations should revolve around diaper...

Doing Business, Part 43

Forty-Three

“The bedrooms of young men like yourself always amuse me,” Mommy said as she ventured into my room. “Not that I see them all that often. But when I was a little younger and had more time for dating–I had seen my share. There’s something about this aesthetic... Not quite the teenage-bedroom aesthetic of little boys who still live with their parents....

Do Better, Part 2 of 2 [Tier 3 Exclusive]

Two

Do better.

That’s what I said I was going to do. And I used to think that ‘doing better’ would be just a matter of trying harder. Looking at the mistakes I had made and then working to not repeat them.

That didn’t seem to work out so well. No matter how hard I tried to do better, I seemed doomed to make the same mistakes again and again....

Doing Business, Part 42

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Forty-Two

You have [one] unheard voicemail from [Annette Leiland-Ashburn].

===

Who am I?

The question came to mind as our plane began its descent onto the tarmac, marki...

Blog: Doing Business returns...again!

Why hello there!

How have the April showers been treating you? Hopefully no leaks in anything other than your diaper…

Things have been good here, thanks for asking. As always, I’m working on future stories to delight and titillate. I think there’s some pretty good stuff on the horizon…though I suppose I’m a little biased. Hopefully you’ll feel the same way!

Let’s...

Double Vision [Tier 2 and 3 Exclusive]

It was love at first sight.

She, in her faded blue jeans with the tattered knees. She, with her loose-fitting plaid button-up, arms rolled up to almost her shoulders–the front unbuttoned just enough to hide her breasts, which seemed barely contained by the blank tank underneath. She, who was batting her eyes at me from the other side of the concert venue’s bar.

“Can I get you ...

Do Better, Part 1 of 2 [Tier 3 Exclusive]

One

“Eat an entire goddamn bowl of assholes, you fucking dick.”

So...we’re not doing too well.

That little outburst? It was because I drank most of the orange juice. Not all of the orange juice, mind you. I left her a little bit at the bottom of the bottle.

“You want orange juice, and you have orange juice,” I say. “What’s the bi...

Doing Business: Memorandums, Part 4

Note from QH: This marks the last chapter for Memorandums...for now. But seeing as how this little series has been well received, it's definitely something I'd like to come back to later. 

Just a reminder, there won't be a Doing Business chapter posted next week. But the week after will kick off Season 3!

Need to catch up? Check out 2023-04-14 20:19:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Stupid Baby Story Club, Part 3: "Teacher's Pet" [Tier 2 and 3 Exclusive]

I was in the coffee shop, staring at a painting of a loaf of bread on the wall. It wasn’t a particularly well-rendered painting of a loaf of bread. There was some sort of ‘style’ to it. I didn’t think it was abstract, because I could clearly tell that it was supposed to be a loaf of bread. Impressionistic, perhaps?

What bothers me most about the painting is how emotionless it look...

Doing Business: Memorandums, Episode 3

Three: Julie Smells Something Weird

Same as it was everyday: Hit the snooze button a few too many times on the alarm clock. Grab something completely unsatisfying for breakfast as she rushes out the door. Sit in traffic. Maybe grab a coffee from the drive-thru if the line isn’t too long. Struggle to find convenient parking in the garage, eventually settling for a spot...

Want [Tier 3 Exclusive]

Note from QH: Just a heads up that I had to censor a number of words in this story to appease the Patreon gods. 

Once, she had asked if he would consider buying her one of those female chastity belts she had seen online. They were like stainless steel underpants–a metal belt connected to a metal crotch panel that prevented any access to a lady’s private bits. Though, obv...

Doing Business: Memorandums, Episode 2

Two: Your Friendly Neighborhood Pizza Girl

Neighborhood celebrities. Every area has a few–people that everyone knows or has encountered. Rarely have they accomplished anything exceptional–in fact, most times someone has the recognition to earn the title of ‘neighborhood celebrity,’ it’s for all the wrong reasons. Nuisances. Weirdos. People that everyone knows ...

The Restroom at the Paradise Diner [Tier 2 &3 Exclusive]

“Do you want to go out tonight?” I ask. As if I need to sell her on it, I add: “It’s Friday. We got paid today. It was a long week. Maybe we just go and grab some drinks and something to eat.”

Clara rolls her eyes. She doesn’t seem opposed to the idea, I think, but she’s found some sort of flaw in it.

“Right,” she says. “It’s Friday night, Cal. Every other coup...

Doing Business: Memorandums, Episode 1

One: A Day with Ava

[Note from QH: The timing for this story is, vaguely, between the end of the first season and the start of the second.]

7:15 AM

“I had to throw out some english muffins this morning because they went stale. The package wasn’t even opened yet. And then I looked at the milk in the fridge and that’s barely been touched. I’m ...

Little Sister, Part 3 of 3 [Tier 3 Exclusive]

Three

“Have I given you enough time?” Maris asked.

I was sitting at one of the round tables in our office’s break room by myself. I had been alone for the last 20, or so, minutes. Until Maris had entered. She tried her hardest to give me some space as she prepared her lunch. But eventually she cracked. I had said far too much before, and now she was seated a...

Stupid Baby Story Club, Part 2: Locker Room Trash [Tier 2 and 3 Exclusive]

Missed the first part? Catch up and join us! 

Two: Locker Room Trash

“You sound different,” my mother said on the phone.

“Do...

Doing Business, Part 41 [Season Finale]

Can you believe we've reached the end of the second season? Me neither. Need a recap of how we got to this point? Here's all the prior chapters in one handy place: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78092358

Forty-One

Nothing lasts forever. Not a fresh diaper. Not a ful...

Blog: What's Next for Doing Business?

This week, Doing Business’s 41st chapter drops. 

First of all–that’s a lot of story.

Secondly, this is the season finale for the second arc of Doing Business.

I want to take a quick second to thank everyone who has been reading along with this story, liking the posts, leaving comments, and sending me messages about it. It’s still very ex...

Little Sister, Part 2 of 3 [Tier 3 Exclusive]

Two

It had been three days since my father had left me to entertain his new girl-toy while he went out for some drinks with his business associates. Three days since said girl-toy humped me in her soaked pampers. Three days since she had snuck into my room late at night, admitted that she had squirted in her diaper–just as I had in my pants–and then snuck right back...

Doing Business, Part 40

Holy crap. Has it been 40 chapters already? Well, if you need a recap...here are links to all previous chapters: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78092358

Forty

“Are you much of a drinker, Clarky?”

“I mean…I like beer, I guess.”

“You guess?”

I laugh...

The Night Mr. Kirkland Rescued Me [Tier 2 and 3]

I was a sweaty, nervous mess the first time I met Mr. Kirkland. Maybe I just hadn’t met that many ‘important’ people in my life at that point—I had just finished my freshman year of college and all the adults I knew were either relatives or teachers. And Mr. Kirkland, he was important. He was one of our county commissioners, and had been for the last decade. Every few years, hi...

Doing Business, Part 39

Missed a chapter? Need to catch up with the story so far? Check out this new story hub, with links to all previous chapters.

Thirty-Nine

I can tell that it’s a fancy restaurant, because I have no idea what most of the dishes are. Even in the i...

Little Sister, Part 1 [Tier 3 Exlusive]

QH Note: Once again, a particular word had to be censored a few times in this story as to not anger the Patreon gods. It rhymes with 'gum.'

One

Maris, my work-wife, often says that the only person she’s ever heard me be upset with is my father. She’s assumed–and not that I blame her–that we’re not on the best of terms.

My father and I get ...

Doing Business, Part 38

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Thirty-Eight

“Come here, Baby,” she said. “Come to Mommy.”

I had been developing something of a ‘little ...