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Bottoms Up [Complete Collection]

The entire story, in one post!

Blog: Master Index of Stories is Updated

Ahoy-hoy. 

Just a quick note that I've updated the Master Index of Stories, a long list of direct links to every story on the Patreon. This post is "pinned" in Patreon, but I've gotten feedback that the post can still be hard to find.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/55547916

So go ahead and bookm...

Cherry-Pie [Tier 3 Exclusive]

Part 1: A Farmer’s Daughter

Doing Business, Part 7

Seven

From: Samantha Hayden <st.hayden12@xxxxxxxxx>

Date: Monday, March 21 at 5:45 PM

To: Clark Ashburn <cashburn@xxxxxxxxx>

Subject: Internship Check-In

Good afternoon Clark,

I wanted to check-in regarding your internship. Are you enjoying this experience? Do you...

Painting Auntie's Barn, Part 2 of 3 [Tier 2 and 3 Exclusive]

Day 3

“Good morning, Ms. Holcomb,” Emile says.

I’m happy to see him smiling still. After yesterday, I was nervous that things had been pushed a little too far and he’d have a change of heart about allowing me near his infantile fantasies. Yet here is, looking like a little boy who only wants to please his Auntie.

“Good morning, Emile.”

His ba...

Blog: Getting Back to "It"

I’m writing this from my new office. I'm completely moved into the new house. Unpacked? Well, no. But I’m working on that. Slowly. I need to not touch boxes for a week or two.

Pardon the mess. I swear, I’m working on it.

How are you? Good? Dry? Do you need a change? Come here and let me check…

Things aren’t quite “back to normal” yet around the nursery, but they�...

Doing Business, Part 6

Six

Memo to all employees: By special request from our executive team, we are pleased to announce that new garbage cans have been installed in the common area of each floor. These garbage cans use state-of-the-art scent-sealing technology to ensure that even the worst smelling trash won’t permeate your work space.

—

Upon stumbling out of The Close...

The Secret Adventures of Husbands [Tier 3 Exclusive]

I’m already in a bad mood by the time Rita Solsworth rings my doorbell.

I had spent an hour chasing down the dog after the fence’s gate was left open this morning. It wasn’t until my bagel was finished toasting that I discovered that someone had left an empty container of cream cheese in the fridge. One of my shoes was missing. My cellphone–which I had left on the charging cable o...

Doing Business, Part 5

Five

In the closed confines of The Closet, we stared at each other. The pacifier remained planted in my mouth, as it had been for the last ten minutes. Everytime I made a move to take it out, she’d stop me.

“I have questions,” Lyndie said.

I finally spit out the pacifier. She didn’t have a reaction to that this time. “I’m sure you do.”

“C...

Painting Auntie's Barn, Part 1 of 3 [Tier 2 & 3 Exclusive]

Day 1

At 9:00 AM, on the dot, Emile is at my front door. He doesn’t look completely enthused to be here, though I don’t hold it against him. His punctuality is noted, and it suggests that he understands why he is here, regardless of how he feels about it.

I give him a quick once-over. Old and faded denim shorts. A stained Metallica tee. Battered tennis ...

Doing Business, Part 4

Four

This week, the cafeteria will be rolling out some tasty new options for us, including grilled chicken sandwiches and macaroni and cheese–made fresh daily.

And, by special request, animal crackers and apple juice have been added to the shelves near checkout.

—

“I…need to be changed, Mommy.”

She didn’t resp...

Blog: Get Ready to Wet Yourself from Laughter

Amazon’s Alexa told me a joke today:

“What kind of salad wears a diaper?”

Baby greens.

Mommy Dearest was in Town [Tier 3 Exclusive]

It’s the sort of thing that only seems like a good idea after your blood-alcohol level has reached a certain threshold. Because, otherwise, why would I ever agree to go to a woman’s professional wrestling match?

“Uhm, because it’s going to be fucking awesome?” says Davey. He’s drunk too, so his opinion carries little weight.

“I’ve never even heard of this organizatio...

Doing Business, Part 3

Three

So, how is my new internship going? Well, funny you should ask. The CEO of my company has asked me to be her personal office plaything and has convinced me to wear–and use–diapers while calling her ‘Mommy.’ You know, it’s a really rewarding experience. One that will surely benefit my career aspirations.

While I hadn’t actually said that to...

You and I Need to Have a Little Chat [Tier 2 and 3 Exclusive]

One thousand, five hundred and twenty-two days.

That’s four years–one of them a leap year–two months and a handful of days. I think that’s more than enough time, don’t you? I mean, we’ve had presidents come and go in a shorter amount of time than that, and you’re certainly no president.

I think it’s time that you and I had a little chat.

In all fairness, I put ...

Blog: *Yawn*

Look, if I yawn mid-conversation, please don’t hold it against me.

As I mentioned last month, I did that grown-up thing where I bought a house, and this is the month where I’m breaking down everything I own so I can transport it to said new house. Mind you, I’m not complaining too much–I’m grateful to have this burden to deal with at all. But, you know…*yawn*

So...

Doing Business, Part 2

Two

Memo to all employees: Award plaques, trophies, and certificates should never be discarded in the trash. If you’re unsure of where to place one, please bring it to Office Management on the 8th floor.

Thank you.

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“Where the hell have you been?” asked Lyndie upon my return to The Closet.

I wish I knew the answer to that...

Good Girls, Part 2 of 2 [Tier 3 Exclusive]

TWO

Elsewhere, Lou is walking across a parking lot to his pickup. There’s only one other vehicle in the lot besides his–a newish SUV. He’s never seen the vehicle before, but he can guess who it belongs to. His eyes wander across the lot to the lamp post where a white van usually sits beneath. The spot is vacant now. He laughs as he climbs into his truck, wondering i...