Howdy! Here’s what’s up:
Today I finished layering the hardest part of the pole event - Kira. Breasts, belly, tats, writings, cum, milk, piercings, sex, toys, etc. I still need some time to finish working on partners, background and Katya/Polina, but that’s nothing compared to Kira’s art, so I think I’ll finally finish all art for this event next week.
Moa...
2025-05-09 19:26:14 +0000 UTC
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Howdy there fellers! As promised, I’m restarting the “skirt color” poll today. It will run for a week and then we’ll move forward to the “skirt writing” poll.
Two more options vere added to the roster, the “solid snake” and “pretty woman” inspired color patterns, so I’m glad we waited till today. Thank you all for participating and giving me su...
2025-05-02 10:15:51 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! The update is here, it brings in the rest of the catcalls and “Dorm Bouncing” events. I consider all of them complete, but they can be expanded in the future with more options (not a priority right now).
0.5h (Click Me)
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2025-04-30 12:56:49 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Here’s what’s up:
Moana is wrapping up the update, she just needs to test the last couple of catcalls, fix whatever bugs she finds and it’s good to go. So we will upload the new version tomorrow.
Meanwhile I’m still layering the artwork for the pole events, but I did take some time off to work on alternative colors for the...
2025-04-29 19:46:32 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Here’s what’s up:
All is going smoothly so far, Moana is finishing up the next update and it will arrive sometime next week.
And I’m continuing my work on the one that comes after it, the pole update. I finished all “sex” scenes, like anal, vaginal, double ...
2025-04-25 16:29:55 +0000 UTC
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Edit: Like I’ve said in the progress report, I want this skirt to be designed by all of us, so, I’m stopping this poll for now and I’ll gladly draw more versions with all your color suggestions for this skirt. If you have a specific color in mind, like a really vibrant blue, or a rare shade of red - please do dm me an example here on patreon, on discord or email me
2025-04-25 16:28:41 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Here’s what’s up:
We haven’t made a public post in awhile now, primarily because it’s spooky. When the patreon changed its rules a couple of years ago, I was contacted by them and asked to make all my public posts private, so I was reluctant to post any teas...
2025-04-17 11:19:45 +0000 UTC
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Howdy again! This is a skirt “shape” poll, the color and the text on the skirts will be determined later, after this poll will end. So, keep in mind that you’re voting for the shape/style of this new skirt.
As for the design of the skirts and the idea behind them - I just wanted to add a new skirt to the shop, without any quests or other requi...
2025-04-17 11:12:51 +0000 UTC
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There are engine changes, we consensually touched our plugins, especially the ones that control cache, so, this build might crash and burn while Kira just stands there and bounces.
I say “might”, because it didn’t actually happen during our tests, but we did have this issu...
2025-04-05 01:03:10 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Just wanted to give you a quick heads up, the next version is almost ready, but Moana still has to fix some known bugs and we want to just test it a bit more in general.
Our last couple of releases were a bit buggy and we’d like to avoid repeating that mistake. We crunched all weekend, because we really wanted to upload the new version today, but it’s sti...
2025-03-31 19:16:07 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Here’s what’s up:
We did all other things, like a phone cut-in for a sleep event, butt cut-in for random harassment and then we moved to work on the “bounce” animation that I’ve shown in my previous report.
In order to make the bouncy Kira wo...
2025-02-25 14:18:11 +0000 UTC
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Howdy there, fellers! Here’s what’s up:
In this post I wanted to announce our release schedule for the next couple of months and to talk a bit more in detail about everything. This post is more about plans rather than the actual content.
In...
2025-01-17 15:46:58 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Here’s the first hotfix and hopefully there won’t be a need for any further fixes.
Basically, we just forgot that the older Chief art is also used in some other events, which resulted in a bunch of “missing pictures” bugs.
I would really love it if there were no bugs in our releases, but it’s impossible for us to test everything. The amount of...
2025-01-15 15:25:08 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Here’s what’s up:
We finally did it and it was a bit too much! =) It had to be done at some point and I am glad it’s now behind us - All 4 chief events are now “endgame” proof and we’re ready to add alternative options, repeatable versions and even new events ...
2025-01-13 20:47:27 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Here’s what’s up:
We really wanted to release the new version today, but it’s just too much work. The art is great, the animations are great, but I’d like to spend more time on animating and testing everything. We have all the assets, just need ...
2024-12-31 17:38:57 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Here’s what’s up:
I finished layering the Chief Officer events and Moana is busy coding in all our new pictures. So, the next update is going to be all about the Chief.
The teaser shows the transformation options that aren’t yet available...
2024-12-13 09:21:28 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Here’s what’s up:
We worked on the next major update, in particular on adding more references to the existing events. I think we’re done with this part of the update, the existing pole events ended up tripling in size and I believe they now t...
2024-11-13 14:49:38 +0000 UTC
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Howdy again! This is a quick hotfix post.
Okay, so there’s 8 randomizers and one of them didn’t have a default version in cases where Kira had no thoughts, which resulted in a loop. In other words, this bug only occurred for prude Kiras! We fixed it by introducing a new randomizer (gotta fight fire with fire), now Kira will also have 5 default one-liners ...
2024-10-29 15:28:17 +0000 UTC
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Sleep event is out! The whole idea was to make quick updates with small things that are easy to make, this was absolutely not the case. There’s so much stuff and things that are all tied to “sleep” that we ended up with 11 different versions of sleep and a bunch of blocks that can...
2024-10-28 13:44:43 +0000 UTC
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Salutations! This poll will decide what we should work on in our second “fast” update, you can read more about it in my current “V0.5c” post.
2024-10-28 13:43:44 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Here’s what’s up:
We’re still working on both the fast and the major updates, but primarily on the fast one.
The major update requires more text and the fast one turned out not as fast as we hoped, since it required some additional art. ...
2024-09-30 17:32:30 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Here’s what’s up:
The new version adds a small repeatable harassment event where Kira gets stopped by a militia officer, another super short (not lewd) militia event for the sake of worldbuilding and the dialogue artwork for “militia” npcs. We primarily used exist...
2024-08-23 21:04:59 +0000 UTC
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Salutations! This poll will decide what we should work on in our second “fast” update, you can read more about it in my current “V0.5d” post.
2024-08-23 21:04:17 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Me and Moana did a lot of thinking about the future of the game and came up with some changes that we’d like to announce here.
But first, I’d like to give you some context.

2024-07-01 14:38:01 +0000 UTC
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Howdy Again! This poll will decide what we should work on in our first “fast” update, you can read more about it in my current “Post-Business” post.
2024-07-01 14:36:47 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! In this post I wanted to dissect what we did in the last update, for I am a medical professional now! (As evident by the labcoat).
We kind of just dropped the update without any explanations, because I thought you’d prefer to discover things on your own, but...
2024-06-17 15:36:22 +0000 UTC
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Howdy again! Here’s a hotfix:
Edit: Updated the link instead of making a new post, this is now a second hotfix (fixed “!$CityPrison_Kira.png” bug)
0.5c hotfix (click me)
Edit2: If you’re e...
2024-06-03 16:46:20 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! The new version is finally here!
Now, we did cut corners whenever we could, but if you cut too much - you might end up with a circle and we’re making a square. Squares are cool, all games need to square up and have that beefy feel to them, if you ask me!... Anyways, the point is, it all took a lot of time.
There’s no need for any guides, cheats or e...
2024-06-02 22:18:36 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! I know I promised that my next post would be an update, and then I also commented that we’ll release it in two weeks, but this whole situation feels like I’m cosplaying dumb Kira IRL. It just feels silly.
So, here’s the situation and I will be as direct as I can, not...
2024-05-12 18:22:58 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! Here’s what’s up:
This is the last progress report before the update. We officially ran out of things to report on - just making sure everything we’ve talked about works as intended and as good as it can be.
The pole event was the last “big” artw...
2024-03-31 16:20:53 +0000 UTC
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