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Bonus #12 With Mumkey Jones

Here comes a hot, fresh bonus straight to your ear holes. Featuring our new best pal, Mumkey Jones. We talk about Channel Awesome, The World Cup, and of course, how much we hate pedophiles. Enjoy ya goobers

- Andrew

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 85: With Notch

Five close man friends gather around to make Minecraft.

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The Official [Early Access] - Episode 84: With Internet Comment Etiquette

Five close man friends gather around to shoot guns in the air. 

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The Official [Early Access] - Episode 83: With David Cross

I'll change the thumbnail and title tomorrow, but here's this week's secret episode. Enjoy!

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 82: Getting To Know Your Child

Hey folks,

This week we ask some important questions in order to get to know eachother's inner child. Give it a listen. 

Love,

Jackson

Bonus #11: Sexy Scandals

It's finally going down. 

Everyone's getting thrown into a sex scandal, and we're here to talk about them. Kevin Spacey, E3, Maddox, Twitter, all of them and more getting wrapped up in something tantalizing, and we've got the hot scoop in this busty bonus episode. Dig right in.

- Andrew

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 81: With Jerma985

Howdy folks, 

Here's Early Access.

Love ya'll. 

Bonus #10 With Asterios Kokkinos

We continue the lolsuit cuck-chronicles with the perspective of Asterios Kokkinos, the original target of Maddox' impotent fury and his lawyer's drunken sanctions.

Asterios' article with details and backstory about the lolsuit.

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The Official [Early Access] - Episode 80: With NetNobody

Hey guys,

Here's the early access for this week. Let us know how it sounds!

Love,

Jackson

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 79: With Casually Explained

Hey guys,

No description dump today because I haven't put it together yet and I'm stretched for time so here's Casually Explained's twitter.

Love you all!

Bonus #9 With Dick Masterson (Maddox Lost Edition)

Enjoy, dickheads!

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 78: Stan Lee and the Naked Thanos

Four close man friends gather around to be peruse Stan Lee's twitter. 

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Q's for Casually Explained - FINISHED!

What would you like to have casually explained to you? Ask away, but keep it to one question please.

Bonus #8: Earth's Mightiest Parasites

Howdy there. Got another piping hot bonus episode here for ya. It's a real doozy, I hope you're well enough to handle it.

We talk about the royal wedding, diseases and parasites, exo-suits, Infinity War, and Deadpool 2. Buckle your seatbelts.

- Andrew

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 77: With Count Dankula

Five close man friends gather around to be jailed for offensive jokes. 

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The Official [Early Access] - Episode 76: With Kris Wilson

Five close man friends gather around to create successful comics . 

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Q's for Dankula - FINISHED!

What's up, Officials. Tomorrow we'll be recording an episode with notorious Nazi and no-good wrong-thinker Count Dankula.

Just reply to this post with your question, but please keep it to one. Spamming makes you Literally Hitler, you know.

K

Edit: We're done guys, thanks.

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 75: With

Five close man friends gather around to eat pussy and kick ass . 

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Bonus #7 With James Allen McCune

Hello my precious baby boys and girls, we've got us a big time Hollywood celebrity guest this time around. The illustrious James Allen McCune has taken time out of his busy, jam packed, multi-oscar winning schedule to do another podcast with us.

We talk about drinking like a man, political divisions, Youtube being kooky dipshits, and much more on this academy award nominated episode. ...

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 74: With Anthony Fantano

Five close man friends gather around to review songs. 

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Bonus #6 With Ricepirate

Howdy there, time for another bonus episode whether you like it or not (you will).

This episode is our first bonus to feature a guest, our very old best buddy Ricepirate. Oh let's see, in this one we talk about well...pretty much everything that recently happened. Bill Cosby, Scarce, Hunt Down the Freeman, Incel Serial Killers, and so much more.

I gotta go to bed, and...

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 73: Hunting Bullies

Four close man friends gather around to hunt bullies. 

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The Official [Early Access] - Episode 72: With Sam O'Nella

Four close man friends gather around to learn about things and uncover why Jackson has gone missing. 

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Bonus #5: Cool Billionaires

Hello you happy people, here's another bonus episode for ya. This one's a bit all over the place, we talk about billionaires, first experiences, TJ Miller, and all sorts of dumb shit.

Remember to tell us what you think, specifically by complaining to us on social media, we love it.

- Andrew

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 71: With Chris Ray Gun

Five close man friends gather around to write this episode. 

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The Official [Early Access] - Episode 70: With NakeyJakey

Five close man friends gather around to be invisible. 

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The Official [Early Access] - Episode 69: Lemniscoop

Four close man friends gather around to create words. 

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Bonus #4: Alcohol, Ailments, and Aspirations

Holy lord is it that time already? Time again for your second bonus episode of the month? Alrighty, but make sure to tell everybody Slick Man Andy's the one who set you up right, because he edited this motherfucker.

In this episode, half of us are sick, and the other half is drunk, having fun guessing who is what! Anyway we talk about booze, disease, and our monetary dreams.

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The Official [Early Access] - Episode 68: Jurassic Passions

Episode 68 Timestamps: 

00:07: Jackson Loves Dinosaurs 

07:35: Whales Are Cool

12:26: Jackson Time Travels? 

16:12: Dinosaurs Vs Samurai

18:17: Kaya's Passions

19:25: ZipRecruiter

21:34: Andrew's Passions

23:14: (Unrelated) Poaching

26:30: Lara Croft's Tits

39:20: The Pinnacle of Humanity

41:50: Koko The Gorill...

The Official [Early Access] #67 - With GibiASMR

Four close man friends, and a close woman friend, gather around to do ASMR. 

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