Two weeks ago, I showed you something called The Fart Video. It was an unrelatable series of observations about farts that have never existed; a unique artifact written by a man with no butthole or...
2025-04-18 12:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, πs, to your day of appreciation. Weβre awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we once sold a T-shirt where one of us was wearing the other as a hot dog strap-on. We thought it was funny to dare you to buy it. We stopped laughing when you actually started buy...
2025-04-17 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
βI too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable.β - Lisa Simpson
I forget which episode thatβs from, but it always stuck with me, much like every line of every episode of The Simpsons Seasons 3 through 9. But I didnβt call you all into the parlor to talk Simpsons 2025-04-16 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dirk Marshall for REDACTED.
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The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dirk Marshall for a much needed ear bleaching in the form of everyone's favorite game... Confused Guatemalan House Wife Magic Attack! Let's forget the past by confusing our present!
2025-04-16 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dirk Marshall for REDACTED.
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Not quite right.
Much better. Armor on!<...
2025-04-15 12:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Bob The Tomato From VeggieTales is going to hell. This isn't conjecture, this is a VeggieTales fact. The maker of VeggieTales has two hard and fast religious rules for the show that were passed down from his mother when he originally told her the concept. Number one is ...
2025-04-14 12:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Handshake is back in a big way! Donβt believe me? Look at this image:
See?
So check it out, we have it in a shirt available in five different color options, including Athletic Hea...
2025-04-12 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway: In the official Disney canon Mickey Mouse and Goofy are recovered speed addicts, doing their best one day at a time. Hi, Iβm Robert Brockway, and today on this very special episode of Teamworking Day, weβre talking about the 1951 Wheaties-insert comic, Walt Disn...
2025-04-11 12:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Tomes And Talismans is an edutainment program teaching 1980s Mississippi children to use a library. Itβs also a passionate work of outsider art combining science fiction, high fantasy, and dystopian doomsaying. ...
2025-04-10 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
As a child I adored the 1991 film Hook. Its vision of Neverland, with its devilishly handsome Rufio and delicious-looking imaginary pastes, captivated me enough to watch it again and again. As an adult, I'm less forgiving of the film's structural flaws β you have to pay a hefty fun tax...
2025-04-09 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K! Extra Italian, extra sleepy, extra Estrada, EXTRA LARGE! From the depths of Italian television obscurity comes a spiritual successor to Hunk Week's sweaty slabs of beefy nonsense! Ingredients include extra PUNCH, extra OLD and extra... Winslow? YES! Never before has one man's singular "ta...
2025-04-09 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostY'all loved 'em last time, so we're heading back down to Riverdale for another round of Archie Solutions! Merritt K and the rest of the gang will be there, so come along... and mind the gunshots, (Riverdale's getting a bit dicey these days)
2025-04-09 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K! Extra Italian, extra sleepy, extra Estrada, EXTRA LARGE! From the depths of Italian television obscurity comes a spiritual successor to Hunk Week's sweaty slabs of beefy nonsense! Ingredients include extra PUNCH, extra OLD and extra... Winslow? YES! Never before has on...
2025-04-09 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Donβt judge yet. Everyone deserves a chance.
That sound...
2025-04-08 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember when comic books had dignity? No? Me either. I kind of love that DC will whore Superman out to anyone with enough money.
Today, I want to talk about the Colonel Sanders DC multiverse...
2025-04-07 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostItβs a BIGFEETS Monday, and your favorite mug just broke. TIME TO GET A BETTER ONE!
Thatβs right, itβs the BIGFEETS mug, where you get five mugs for the price of one! Wait, let me clarify, you get one phy...
2025-04-07 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS team has crossed over into the magical realm of riddles and ciphers! Devilish enigmas developed by the steely minds of the Rogue Team or perhaps the back of a Waffle House Kids menu (there's no real way of knowing) will be puzzled over, decoded, and will start several elderly fights... but of all the questions th...
2025-04-07 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS team has crossed over into the magical realm of riddles and ciphers! Devilish enigmas developed by the steely minds of the Rogue Team or perhaps the back of a Waffle House Kids menu (there's no real way of knowing) will be puzzled over, decoded, and will start several elderly fights... but of all t...
2025-04-07 11:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostCollect them all! There are two.
NEW MERCH TIME! You never asked but we made βem, 1900HOTDOG HOT DOG PAIL KIDS!
Available right now in our store in a variety of colors on that comfy s...
2025-04-05 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
No one will ever do anything worse to you than show you the The Fart Video (1992). I'll try to make it fun, but you will never forgive me for this. The more you learn of it, the more your mind will reject it. It is a violent misunderstanding of all reason, a grotesque mistake from a...
2025-04-04 12:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Last week I wrote about CyberKnight and the Hand Puppet Commandos, the epic tale of triple-doc Dr. Daryl Daxler, a community theater puppetmaster who solved the Fermi P...
2025-04-03 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Itβs kind of weird to me that Kingβs Quest has completely disappeared from the gaming landscape. Remember how the reboot of the series came out ten years ago? If you do, congratulations: You and I are the only two people on planet Earth who played it! Seriously, there was a full five-part gam...
2025-04-02 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Gareth Edwards! Ah music, arguably one of mankind's greatest gifts to the world, an incomparable ode to the wonder of existence. "Without music, life would be a mistake." Nietzsche said that, it's in a book! So, what finer fuel to power the machinations of the child grinder that is capitalism? Blood, de...
2025-04-02 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Gareth Edwards for an even deeper dive into the literal crimes against humanity that is corporate music!
2025-04-02 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Gareth Edwards! Ah music, arguably one of mankind's greatest gifts to the world, an incomparable ode to the wonder of existence. "Without music, life would be a mistake." Nietzsche said that, it's in a book! So, what finer fuel to power the machinations of the child grinder that is capita...
2025-04-02 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Genius sparked Ultimate Demonic Empowerment. Self-help books melt into magical bullshit, and spellbooks melt into self-help mantras. Why not mix them into 600 pages of Sephiroth chanting βbelieve in yourself?β Thatβs out of character, but youβre out of your mind....
2025-04-01 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
We cover a lot of male maniacs on this website, so in the interest of being fair and balanced, today is for the lady maniacs! Jen Sincero calls herself a "success coach" now, but that's because she has no actual credentials in any area. She's the former co-founder of a band called Crotch who mana...
2025-03-31 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I think we did it. We had the March Podcast Roundup but it was for the February podcasts. But now here we are in March still with the March Podcast Roundup again! But this time it is for the March podcasts! Wow, our long national nightmare is over! Exclamation Point!
What a mo...
2025-03-30 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post