A renegade murderer has your family cornered with a shotgun. He says he is going to stab you. He moves closer, killing several of you. He grew up in Wisconsin, and she is actually the ghost of a first place cat who died of kindness. Your family has betrayed you, siding with the burglars. Now, legally,
We all remember Running Delilah, the 1993 direct-to-video science fiction masterpiece starring Kim Cattrall and Billy Zane. Often we start these articles by recapping a work of art before delving into our authoritative critique of it, just in case the reader isn’t familiar with the subject matt...
2023-08-24 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway summons the powers of the air with Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K. Together they will master the dreamland using the accursed tome, DREAMS OF THE WITCH. Watch the fuck out, Steve!
2023-08-23 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re talking with writer, game journalist, avid skeeter 2023-08-23 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Back in the early 2000s we didn’t have “actual play podcasts” or Matt Mercer’s soothing voice or a vibrant indie publishing landscape for tabletop games innovating on ways to add knives to fish. If you wanted to play a pen and paper roleplaying game you were basically stuck with whatever you could...
2023-08-22 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s time to stop paying for healthcare, everybody! What, you haven’t been? Great! The secret to healing has finally been revealed and it is shapes. Why didn’t we think of shapes sooner? Here, have some healing shapes; they’re based on crop circles and come in a crop circle resonance pack of 49 ca...
2023-08-21 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
At the risk of getting too sexy too quickly, have you ever looked down at the flopping, moistening parts of your pubic mound and thought, “what?” Good! Then you’re the perfect audience for the Sinclair Intimacy Institute’s Forbidden Pleasures “A Better Sex Video Series” 2003 DVD, ...
2023-08-18 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello and howdy to you all in this hot dog communality, we do make fun sometimes here but i think we can admit it that all of us have a real fondness for The Movies and even the behind-the-scenes of how they make em, and I am personally considered something of a cinemophile in my real life community becau...
2023-08-17 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway asks the impossible of Seanbaby and guest, Napoleon Blownapart: Tell us what Troom Troom is. They get to the bottom of this mystery in the most painful, torturous way: By watching more Troom Troom.
2023-08-16 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Troom Troom is a confusing Ukrainian something. And whatever Troom Troom is, it sometimes teaches karate. Karate mixed with SERE training and Home Alone? They give whimsical and unhelpful tips for get...
2023-08-16 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes I think there aren’t enough reality TV shows about people so desperate to mate they make you a bit worried they might be aliens trying to trick someone into letting their offspring explode from their chest. Luckily, in the magical year of 2020, Fox took a former bachelor contestant and put her...
2023-08-15 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This here’s BIGFEETS! The ONLY podcast that searches for, finds, and nea...
2023-08-14 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway: Uh oh, looks like somebody’s uncle’s about to get kicked out of a tourist pow wow.
Seanbaby: This looks like something that would appear over the words “alone...
2023-08-11 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The 2023 NHL Draft Lottery is an accursed video. You’d think it would be normal. Nope! It’s like if a boring regional business made a hostage video. It’s like if Dunder Mifflin kidnapped a hockey executive, and sent ...
2023-08-10 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby is in need of a hip new catchphrase, and only Brockway, guest Mark Mahoney, and DC Comics' Super Dictionary can help him! Hoppin' Nerts, Babyman! No, that's not it.e
2023-08-09 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s Podcasting Day! And this week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we welcome back Mark Mahoney who brought with him two episodes from his German Baywatch Nights DVD. Did you know the show about lifeguards dealing with beach proble...
2023-08-09 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ve got bad news. I love entertaining you all, but my doctors say that you just got Swerved!
God, it feels good to be so much smarter th...
2023-08-08 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes when a grifter grifts, it’s actually our fault. They were simply putting a product on the market, and it was the public who fell for it so hard it became a grift. For instance, I know art is subjective, but there was a time in the ’90s when everyone flipped their shit for pictures of haunted...
2023-08-07 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The Wonder Twins were two teenagers from the planet Exxor with amazing shapeshifting powers limited only by their imagination. They were also written by morons and drawn by Somalia’s lowest bidding animation detention center. This is 2023-08-04 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard there’s a shipping forum just for Brockbaby and we’re the admins.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
First let’s check ...
2023-08-03 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby challenges Brockway and- OH NO! Defector's Dan McQuade just stole the Book Game theme music from Seanbaby! Only YOU can help him get it back by spotting all 17 OOPSIE GOOFLES in this VERY SPECIAL episode of EXTRA WIENER. Get Wiening, Xtras!
2023-08-02 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ll handle the podcast intro today, boys. I’m sure you can tell from the zany tuba sounds that follow me wherever I go, but I’m actor Jeff Altman! I, of course, played Fred Rachins, Dennis Kosowski, Don Brand, Ed Symes, and Special Agent Dudley Dawson, all on the hit show Baywatch. And tod...
2023-08-02 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Every couple years the internet rediscovers Archie/Punisher, a woefully misunderstood team-up comic that Archie’s publishers pitched to Marvel. But that comic A) whips and B) respects both characters. No, if you’ve finished Riverdale and hunger for weird Archie, you want the time he ...
2023-08-01 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I don’t know if I’ve ever worked harder to watch a terrible movie than I did to locate the Mormon comedy basketball film Church Ball. It’s not streaming anywhere online, so I had to order physical media from Ebay and I then lost the DVD for about three months. My husband found it wedged bet...
2023-07-31 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, I found a maniac.
In 2014, Tony Davis, P.H.T. published The truth about S.T.D.’s: Did you know that all S.T.D.’s are LIES? Now you do and I’m gonna prove it to you!. I like to think you alre...
2023-07-28 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
1987. Flora, Illinois did not have a lot going for it. It was a farming town of about 5,000 people, where you spent your life getting drunk atop a thresher and your retirement plan was getting too drunk atop a thresher. Flora needed help, and there was only one solution: have the entire town execute escal...
2023-07-27 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway knows there's only way to follow a Theodore Rex podcast... by summoning the devil again! This is what we do now. We conjure demons and mock them. This time we use Seanbaby and Tom Reimann as bait!
2023-07-26 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we’re joined by podcaster, comedian, one half of Gamefully Unemployed and archeologist of the mid-1990s, Tom Reimann, 2023-07-26 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
So let’s imagine we’re a young mother in perhaps the year 2000. Blessed, yes but also full of worries about how we will help our little babies we love so much get thru the sufferin and strife we see ‘bout us every day. Also to make this article work right we are 2023-07-25 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Diet books from the ’90s are a special kind of insane. They’re not quite as bad as the diet books of the 1950s that told us the best thing to eat was chicken broth and amphetamines. Instead, they try to present a diet which is fun, simple… not really a diet at all! Profoundly ’90s tome