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Teamworking Day: Billy Ocean's Star Wars

Nobody is old enough to remember early MTV anymore, but its style of insanity would seem instantly familiar. There were new ways to measure "success" and a ...

Nerding Day: Buster Brown 🌭

You know how our grandparents’ Halloween costumes are chilling for the wrong reason these days? Some kid’s rabbit mask was cute in the Depression, but...

Extra Wiener 107 - A Stabby Book Game with Lydia Bugg

Seanbaby does the inevitable: He makes two 1900HOTDOG employees knife fight in the parking lot. In book form! Who will prevail, Lydia Bugg, with her honor and fundamentals? Or Brockway, with his scumbag immorality and willingness to exploit street orphans?

Podcasting Day: Knife or Death with Lydia Bugg 🌭

It's Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, and this week we are talking to our very own Lydia Bugg...

Upsetting Day: Hate Mail from Cheerleaders

I love showing people the worst Rick Reilly column of all time (2023-01-24 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Dancing with Dogs

Albert Einstein once said, "Creativity is seeing what others see and thinking what no one else ever thought." That quote reminds me that one day some mad ...

Learning Day: F.A.R.T.s The Movies 🌭

"The universe isn't irreparably corrupted by darkness," you say. But you're wrong. In 1991 someone made a movie called F.A.R.T. The Movie. "We ca...

Vanning Day: The 2023 Hot Dog Custom Van Contest

Touch the ground, does it feel deep, lush, just a bit crusty? Smell the air, do you detect the faint perfume of bongwater and cum? Look around, does the w...

Extra Wiener 106 - A Somber WikiWhy with Max Booth

Brockway plays a WikiWhy with Seanbaby and horror author Max Booth. It's an impossible mystery about leaving markers, spreading pain, and writing poetry, will they solve it and win Brockway's magical amulet? Of course not. The game is always rigged.

Podcasting Day: Shrunken Heads with Max Booth 🌭

This week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we’re talking with horror author and publisher 2023-01-18 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: The CCP Rap 🌭

The birth, sterilization, and death of slang is a fun cycle. According to my staff, “banger” has about two weeks left. I’m proud to bring you the la...

Nerding Day: Mormon Toy Review

The only thing children love more than toys are toys that remind them all playtime occurs under the watchful gaze of a powerful and vengeful God. Aw, are ...

Upsetting Day: The Girl Watcher 🌭

Today we're talking about The Girl Watcher. It was a magazine about exactly what you think that ran from 1959 to 1959, and it will come as a grea...

Punching Day: Captain Pronin 🌭

Captain Pronin was a short-run Russian action-comedy parody cartoon from 1992, and the only words I’m not half-sarcastic about are “Russian” and “...

Extra Wiener 105 - A Very Witchy Book Game with Todd in the Shadows

Seanbaby hexes Brockway and Todd in the Shadows to discern 14 witch secrets, or live forever as two heads on one body! Which is the clean head!? Which, the sloppy one!? Let us hope they never find out these terrible truths.

Podcasting Day: The Power Team Album with Todd in the Shadows 🌭

Let's imagine the majesty of Christ has compelled you to spread His message through the snapping of baseball bats and the mighty blowing of hot water bott...

Learning Day: What Makes a Woman GIB?

Hello and Hot Dog, I found a nother pretty good book to tell you about and maybe we can learn something you can use in your own lives, together, again. It...

Learning Day: How to Work for a Woman Boss

Over the Holiday break, I got to open a time capsule from my great uncles' basement. Unfortunately, my great uncle was not a cool guy, so he thought the m...

Fucking Day: How to Date a Jamaican Man

I've read a lot of books by wrong, deluded fools, but it's very special to find a book like 2012's HOW TO DATE A JAMAICAN MAN. This author has no i...

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Existentialist Urkel Terror!

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we play a two-necked guitar together, one to each neck...

Extra Wiener 104 - Bigfoot Nights with Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee

Brockway brought the shootinest bigfeet tales for the main podcast, but he saved the really sexy ones for the bonus episode. Are Seanbaby, Drew Toothpaste, and Natalie Dee ready for Bigfoot... Nights?

Podcasting Day: Bigfoot Shootout! with Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee 🌭

This week we’re talking to fellow ancient internet comedians Drew Toothpaste ...

Upsetting Day: The Annual Tumblefook & Pygge's Catalog 🌭

Christmas is the time for tantalizing visions of sugar plums choking our unwanted loved ones. Unbound by mighty Death from our obligation to care for th...

Nerding Day: Destiny Turns On The Radio

In 1995 Quentin Tarantino was famous enough to do pretty much anything he wanted, which is why it's super confusing that he decided to play a bit part in ...

MEGA-Teamworking Day: Japanese Commercials 🌭

Brockway: Everyone has a favorite western celebrity in a Japanese commercial. Remember the one where Arnold Schwarzenegger screams until ...

The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Teamworking Day 🌭

Seanbaby: "One person says something awesome, then the other does, only it's not really an interview or a dialog."

Brockway...