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Podcasting Day: Xanadu, with Lydia Bugg! 🌭

This Podcasting Day, Lydia Bugg gets her long-sworn revenge for that time we made her watch all three Conan movies back-to-bac...

Extra Wiener - Lydia Bugg watches a Superfriends Drag Race!

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Nerding Day: The Crusaders 🌭

They're found in church bathrooms and AA meeting garbage cans. They're more disappointing to get on Halloween than a Bit O’Honey around a razor blade. They've done more to humiliate Jesus than Pontious Pila...

Upsetting Day: Corey Haim's Me, Myself & I - Part 2

If you're just joining us, we are fifteen minutes into Corey Haim's Me, Myself & I. If you haven't yet, read 2021-11-01 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: Corey Haim's Me, Myself, and I

One day in the late '80s, Corey Haim's manager thought, "What if we could make money off the stuff Corey does when he's not working?" At the same time, Corey Haim thought, "What if I'm the most inter...

Nerding Day: Drunken Street Fighter

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to start an island where you could gamble against monkeys if all pa...

Podcasting Day: Bordello of Blood, with Jason Pargin 🌭

It's a very spooky Podcas...

Extra Wiener - We Actually Talk About the Movie, with Jason Pargin!

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Punching Day: Robot Jox 🌭

There are reasons giant robots show up again and again in our fables and legends. One, they’re big enough that they don’t have to listen to what their mom tells them to do. Two, they let someone eng...

Fucking Day: Fabio - A Time for Romance

As I’ve established in previous articles, I’m fascinated by the mind and world experience of romance cover model Fabio. I want to understand Fabio, but at the same time, I’m certain Fabio can neve...

Reflecting Day: The Art of 1900HOTDOG 🌭

It’s Reflecting Day, and that means we’re supposed to take a good long look at ourselves. I don’t want to do that. I’m sick of looking at myself, I’m already too pretty and quite frankly I thi...

Nerding Day: Superman's Dad is a Psychopath 🌭

Superman has the powers and technology to end all life on Earth in minutes. We wouldn't even know he did it. He could hack every news site to read "EXPERTS SAY EVERYTHING FINE" while he flew through eac...

Podcasting Day: Naura Hayden Doesn't Know How to Fuck 🌭

This week we’re talking to adult film star, Dogg Zzone 9000 editor, and professional half-shirt wearer Jamie French!

2021-10-20 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener - Jamie French vs. Brockway in Seanbaby's Most Motherly Book Game!

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Punching Day: Dick Jones' Robo-Crap 🌭

If you took a sentient bag of mescaline to Cirque Du Soleil, its Yelp review would be the Robocop screenplay. A film willed into existence by Paul Verhoeven, a gasoline-blooded sex wizard masquera...

Upsetting Day: Raggedy Ann the Musical 🌭

Quick, what’s your favorite children’s musical Broadway show that ends with the main character eating the heart of her best friend? Miss Piggy’s Foot Fetish Funtime Hour? Hmm, I’ve never s...

Punching Day: MacGyver vs. Ants 🌭

I know it's not Reflecting Day here at 1900🌭, but like to talk about something very emotional anyway. It's an important event from 1985 that changed everything we knew about te...

Upsetting Day: The Wonderful World of Dogs 🌭

When I was a kid, my grandmother recorded a documentary for me on VHS about dogs. Grandma didn’t know that what she actually recorded wasn’t so much a documentary as a bizarre milieu of reenactments, s...

Podcasting Day: Here Comes Batpussy, Fuck Yeah! 🌭

The year was sometime in the early '70s. Three people with one wet cough and zero erections tried to invent the first porn parody.

We are joined by our friend 2021-10-13 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener: Michael Swaim vs. Brockway in Seanbaby's 10,000est Book Game!

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Fucking Day: The Maltese Asshole

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to fight the entire cast of Step by Step in order of hilarity...

Nerding Day: Gremlins 2

When I was in college, one of my professors once said, “Art can have no practical function,” and I was like, “Wow, so deep. If that’s your very narrow definition of what art is; then I think the on...

Upsetting Day: 1,003 Great Things to Smile About 🌭

There are so many things that make people smile. I bet you could think of a thousand and three of them if you really had to! Well, meet Lisa Birnbach, Ann Hodgman, Patricia Marx, three "authors" who took t...

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Cage Match Edition

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we took out rival billboards asking drivers to vote on which of us has the better ass. So many people died on ...

Podcasting Day: Out of DEATH 🌭

Happy Podcasting Day! This week we welcome -- you’ll never believe we got him! -- Jason Pargin to the podcast! Author Jason Pargin. Novelist Jason Pargin. Book-doer Jason Pargin! 2021-10-06 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener - Jason Pargin vs. Brockway in Seanbaby's Second Smiliest Book Game!

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Bonus tracks just for the few patrons who actually click through!

Seanbaby's Out of Death Theme Song!

2021-10-06 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: App Control Your Stupid Child

People are always talking about how hard parenting is, and I find that confusing. Parenting is easy as long as you think of it as being permanently at war with someone much smaller and dumber than you. Luc...

Nerding Day: Westone Page 🌭

Most of the world's great heroes started as a childhood dream. Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster dreamed of a baby rocketed to Earth from a doomed planet, gifted with powers beyond mortal man. Stan Lee and Jack...

Teamworking Day: Marville, Part 2

Welcome to Part 2 of our Marville Teamworking Day. In true Bill Jemas fashion, we’re going...

Teamworking Day: Marville, Part 1

In 2002, comic book writers Bill Jemas and Peter David made a bet. The nature of that bet? You suck, Peter David. Peter David put his money on “nuh uh,” while Bill Jemas went all in on “yuh huh.” T...