"Get thee inside Me, saideth the Lord," I typed after at least 60 different versions of the same exact thing. Hi, I'm Seanbaby from the Internet, longtime researcher of ridiculous things that shouldn't be, an...
2021-03-04 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPerhaps, you, like I, have made the mistake of thinking there isn't a huge adult Ninja Turtles fandom. Ninja Turtles are fun when your brain is still mostly goo, but once you grow up and become a solid-braine...
2021-03-03 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway: Hello and welcome to a Very Special Team Reflecting Day: It’s 1-900-🌭’s one year anniversary! Sean and I are both here to talk to you earnestly and honestly about this amazin...
2021-03-02 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Bonus podcast link for Patrons.
2021-03-01 15:22:46 +0000 UTC View PostYou have used your eyes to ingest far more than the FDA mandated Maximum Ocular Hot Dog Intake (2 franks/day). Let’s give them a break and switch to cramming tubed meats straight into your earholes. It’s ...
2021-03-01 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostToday, the Dogg Zzone 9000 welcomes our old friend Daniel "Hot Dan the Mustard Man" O'Brien, the emmy-award winning writer from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver and co-host of 2021-02-26 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Three Pizza Buddies watch Super Friends! With Daniel O'Brien!
2021-02-26 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard it causes problems in our personal and professional lives. But did you know you’re awesome? Because if...
2021-02-25 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe Power Rangers Mailed Me A VHS Tape That Gaslit And Exploited Me. Hi, for your sake, I hope you’ve never heard of Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers: The Official Fan Club Video. I...
2021-02-24 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMalibu Comics had all the quality control and undeserved tragedy of a child sweatshop but without the child part or the undeserved part. If you used gestures and crude pictograms to describe a good comic book...
2021-02-23 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWe are about to go on "an adventure in learning manners." It's an absurd chain of contradictory words no sane person would put together, but you already know what they mean. An educator is about to betray you...
2021-02-22 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostDemons are terrifying. They’re the beating heart of evil manifested on Earth. They’re fucking awesome. Without demons what would our heavy metal album covers be of? Just dragons and tits and dragons with ...
2021-02-19 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostCocktails is the trailer for a show that was never made because this world is an unceasing tragic parade of missed opportunities and live-action anime adaptations. It’s a teaser for an epic gay dra...
2021-02-18 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Podcasting Day again, and I hope you all have your pods ready for casting. Imagine if you didn’t. Imagine if you weren’t prepared to cast a pod at all - you’d be so embarrassed. Friends would moc...
2021-02-17 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostThere is a wide spectrum of philosophies when it comes to self-defense books. Some suggest obliterating the bones and organs of your attacker. Others warn you should only shriek an alarm and look for an escap...
2021-02-16 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow many guns do you think should be in a Walt Disney World Tourism video? Is it none guns? Or is it this many guns?
We explore a lot of esoteric things here on 1-900-🌭, but today I'm going to talk about a book everyone can relate to-- a guidebook specifically for therapists treating patients with multiple personalities ...
2021-02-12 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAs we all know, Star Trek is the horniest show ever to exist. Yes, there was once a show on HBO where the entire premise was this man has a large penis, and these are its adventures; it's got nothing...
2021-02-11 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostEleven months ago, we launched 1-900-🌭 into a media space destroyed by unchecked digital capitalism during an era of political treachery too ridiculous to parody but too big to ignore. Jokes about anal ple...
2021-02-10 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Hot Dog Appreciation Day, where we take a few moments away from furiously hunting down psychic karate masters to mock their books, and instead turn to the incredible community that has...
2021-02-09 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the Dogg Zzone 9000 Episode Nine! It's the day Brockwa...
2021-02-08 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon links for the bonus podcast.
2021-02-08 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHappy very special Podcasting Day to you, our podcastees. And it’s a big one: as of today, The Dogg Zzone 9000 is going weekly! That’s right, we’re going to talk to you every single week, like ...
2021-02-05 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostI'm going to start this article with the same phrase Bill Cosby whispers into his cellmate's ear every night: "If magic was real, you'd use it to force others to have sex with you, right?" It's also the phras...
2021-02-04 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostMisty: Horror Comics for Girls was exactly what it sounds like, but not the way you think. They were not “for girls” in the sense that their stories were built to appeal to young women, but rathe...
2021-02-03 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostAre you ready for the most Official wrestling products from 30 years ago, brother!?
35 years ago, David Seeger wrote a rap with up to four rhymes about karate and the terrible things it does to your body. It was a bit tone deaf but totally earnest, extremely goofy, and ultimately harmless. I...
2021-02-01 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostTo explain to you what Poopsie Slime Surprise is would require me to understand them, and I can't even pretend to do that. For some reason, around six months ago YouTube thought I might be interested in a vid...
2021-01-29 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Hot Dog Appreciation Day again, and we have plenty of hot dogs to appreciate. Slowly, sensually appreciate while making hard eye contact with Terry, who will never invite us to another barbecu...
2021-01-28 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostEarlier last year, the producers of Wonder Woman 1984 came to me and said, "Internet's Seanbaby, please design trading cards for our all-ages superhero film simul-launching in theaters and on HBO Max...
2021-01-27 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
