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2020-03-05 15:00:03 +0000 UTC
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I first encountered Guardians of the βHood when I was 13 years old, and thought gay jokes were the height of sophistication. Implying that my friends might enjoy penis was my Frasier, and ...
2020-03-04 15:00:03 +0000 UTC
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If you're anything like me, you default to your favorite weapons when you're too drunk to work nunchucks. Enemies have blocked every exit. Your muscle memory takes over and without a conscious thought, your s...
2020-03-03 15:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Listen, you want to be like that kid getting beat up behind the Jamba Juice. We all do. Thatβs why those bullies are showing him the scenic route to his own underwear: Because he wore swim fins on the bus a...
2020-03-02 15:00:03 +0000 UTC
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The worst video game company that will ever be, Blaby Computer Games, was founded in 1983. For the next five years they published only one thing-- bad copies of existing games for off-brand platforms. For ins...
2020-03-01 15:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hi, I'm Sean Reiley, but if you've seen my work at Cracked.com, Electronic Gaming Monthly, or any of your favorite magazines, Internets, or television shows, you know me as Seanbaby. And, of...
2020-03-01 01:57:36 +0000 UTC
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