Chapter 56: Bonus Footage
Leavesden Studios, UK. October 2010
“What’s my final body count?” My phrasing left a lot to be desired. Perhaps it was the recent stress accumulating within me without any outlet
“Is regular office nomenclature truly so difficult to adopt? Just ask what the total tally is; you’re not an assassin.” Yo...
2024-11-25 15:21:56 +0000 UTC View PostKurt’s Workshop, Azalea Town.
“Alright, that’s enough dilly-dallying. I ain’t got that much time left on this Earth, so let’s get down to business.” Kurt lived up to his namesake and demanded our visitors share their quest before they could even finish licking their bowls. “What’s got that fogey, Oak, intrudi...
2024-11-22 03:18:15 +0000 UTC View PostI don't know if it's the winter weight starting to pile on a little early, but the last few chapters have been extra chunky!
IoTV! 55 & 55.5 are ready to read at your leisure. Potter has ended and now Bas' time as him is on the verge of completion, too! Things in his life are looking a little up, down, and all around - should be fun to see how he lands!
NEXT BATCH SCHED...
Chapter 55.5: PHOney Baloney!
Three bricks up and two across. September 2010.
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2024-11-17 14:13:28 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 55: Burglar Alarm
Administrative Offices, Leavesden. August 2010.
Throughout my entire tenancy at Leavesden, I’d taken a keen interest in every department involved in production. Editing, set design, cinematography, you name it - I’d bothered someone to show me the ropes until they were ready to hang themselves. Sound included. In this i...
2024-11-15 13:33:55 +0000 UTC View PostThe end of HP is so close we can taste it!
Hope everyone enjoyed the two extra beefy chapters 54 and 54.5 of IoTV! Harry's journey has come to a smooth end, while Bas' encroaching new beginning is starting to look a little choppy, even from the horizon. Should be fun to see how he navigates unfamiliar waters.
Meanwhile Step 16 of Mover/Shaker is also there to read in the meantime....
2024-11-10 10:40:32 +0000 UTC View PostKurt’s Workshop, Azalea Town.
A steady rhythm had settled in since my arrival at Kurt’s. Mostly percussive, given the several different types of hammers and chisels in use during the art of apriball crafting.
There were days I even found myself bobbing my head to an imaginary beat, taking over the Klingklang caused ...
2024-11-10 04:18:17 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 54.5: Looping In.
Pool Warehouse Set, Leavesden. August 2010.
Nineteen years later had initially been written, or at least conceptualised in Jo’s mind, nearly a decade ago. And because of that quirk, the first draft epilogue came as both too late in the story and too soon in her mind for it.
Many things had changed since then.
...
2024-11-08 09:56:25 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 54: Why Stay Cool? Cucumbers Give You Reflux Anyway!
Leavesden Studios, UK. June 2010.
A rolled up dress, a tipped toe, and a toned calf swathed in a sultry pair of silk stockings. Slender fingers toyed with the twisted hem of a garter garroting a girthy gam. “Blasted bloody thing keeps sagging!” Not from where I was standing (and ogling...
2024-11-05 19:03:58 +0000 UTC View PostHappy (belated) Halloween Everyone
Apologies for the slight delay in releasing the chaps 53.5 for IoTV! and MnS 15.
As Bas races towards the finish for DH he's gonna start seeing a few hurdles suddenly popping up - should be fun to see him jump a little!
Uki's started training his new line of revenue - let's see who his new customers will be!
NEXT FULL BATCH WI...
Chapter 53.5: Vold-a-bort
Leavesden Studios, UK. May 2010.
“C’mon then, Robbie, tell me how you want me this time. Potato sack or princess?” I strode in front of him, my arms outstretched, and hands cupping constantly as if asking him for uppies. Scratch the ‘as if’, actually; that’s exactly what I was doing.
He bent down ...
2024-11-01 17:51:01 +0000 UTC View PostKurt’s Workshop, Johto.
“Full?” I patted my bloated stomach while leaning back in my seat. It groaned in warning, not only because of the weight I put on the backrest, but also as a reminder to mind my manners.
“Breakfast was great. Thanks.” It most certainly was not. Kurt and his granddaughter’s idea ...
2024-10-28 11:59:55 +0000 UTC View PostWe're racing along!
IoTV! Chapter 52.5 and 53 have us, the script, and Bas' costars screaming along. Less than a handful of HP scene left now; time to land this broom! Tough times ahead for Bas... Read at your leisure!
Step 14 of Mover/Shaker has us stepping into the next arc of the story centered around Azalea and... balls?
NEXT BATCH UPDATE SCHEDULED FOR THE 31st OF...
2024-10-25 02:58:33 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 53: Script Tease
Durham Cathedral, UK. May 2010.
[“Your efforts are futile. You cannot fight me. Give me Harry Potter, and none shall be harmed. Give me Harry Potter, and I shall leave the school untouched. Give me Harry Potter, and all else will live. You have until midnight!” Ralph Fiennes’ sinister speech sped like infectious sp...
2024-10-23 14:27:34 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 52.5: Blurred Eye View
Leavesden Studios, UK. January 2010.
Lights. Camera. Action. These are the three necessary ingredients to make the perfect movie.
While Yates was stirring the proverbial pot, there was also the spillage of a certain accidental chemical X into the Harry Potter cauldron. The X stood for a liberal sprinkling of Xana...
2024-10-20 14:52:28 +0000 UTC View Post14th Move: Ball Buster
Azalea Outskirts, Johto
“Phew, wasn’t that trip a blast from the past?” I brought my hand down, though not as low as I normally would’ve had to, to pet the fluffy red plume of my Pikipek. As an alpha variant, my newest team member stood above my waist, instead of barely halfway up my shins as a typical specimen of her...
2024-10-17 18:17:21 +0000 UTC View PostIt ain't pumpkin, but there's been plenty of spice!
IoTV! chapters 51.5, 51X, and 52 are continuing the plot and the plot.
NEXT BATCH SCHEDULED FOR THE 23RD OF OCTOBER.
Deathly Hallows is approaching it's end. I'll be here, chugging right alongside the hogwarts express. Full speed and stead ahead! Its the best way I have to show my undying app...
2024-10-16 00:52:37 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 52: Poster Child
Leavesden Studios, UK. December 2009
I am the greatest billboard advert Warner Brothers could ever ask for.
Take up Japanese language lessons, call Uniqlo’s headquarters, and ask Shinpachi just how well flaunting my majestic mug to flog their fabrics was going for their bottom line.
In this current day an...
2024-10-15 08:53:36 +0000 UTC View PostDISCLAIMER:
The first half of this chapter contains Bas and Emma getting explicit. So, enjoy the plot and the real plot in the latter section.
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Chapter 51X: The Return of Alejandro
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Huh? What’s going on? I can’t see. Why? Oh, my eyes were closed…
The sec...
2024-10-13 02:10:11 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 51.5: Information EmBasGo
Bas’ Caravan, Leavesden. November 2009.
Sinewy bands of muscle were constricting me to death. “Guh-kh.” There was a python strangling me.
I writhed and wriggled until I wormed a single solitary arm free. As soon as I slipped it out, I grew hopeful the rest of me could escape, too. Immediately, b...
2024-10-11 03:57:53 +0000 UTC View PostEDIT
HOW COULD I FORGET TO MENTION. MONUMENTAL UPDATE - IoTV! HAS OFFICIALLY REACHED 100 PUBLISHED CHAPTERS! HERE'S TO A HUNDRED MORE!
Spooky season is upon us!
But don't be afraid IoTV! will be here to soothe you. Since the last update chapter 48.5, 49, 49.5, 50, 50.5, and 51 are up for your leisure. Only Bas need fear anything as his luck seems to be runnin...
Chapter 51: One in a Hundred
Sound Stage, Leavesden. November 2009.
Bas Rhys was snogging her senseless. Emma hated every moment.
Spectacular? To her ear, that was perhaps the most appropriate descriptor. Because there was an entire (even if limited) audience spectating - which was predictably uncomfortable. What made the experience so jarring...
2024-10-07 12:31:43 +0000 UTC View PostGoldenrod City, Johto.
The dusk ball, and the alpha Sandshrew contained within, blipped out of existence. In a bright flash of light, the concave indent on the transfer machine now held a far more mundane regular Pokéball. “Trade complete. Please collect your Pokémon.”
It took skipping down into a dark dunge...
2024-10-05 16:07:55 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 50.5: Defenestration Temptation
The Ritz, LA. October 2009.
Promises, like my bones, were meant to be broken.
My lease had long since been up, so my cosy old apartment was no longer an option. Hence the plebeian affair of hotel accommodations.
What kind of pathetic excuse for a multi-millionaire was I that I didn’t ...
2024-10-04 07:56:35 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 50: Guantanamera
Leavesden Studio, UK. October 2009.
The rozzers, the fuzz, the police - call them what you want, had as many famous epithets (and epithets) as they did sayings. ‘Freeze!’ ‘Get on the floor, let me see those hands!’ ‘Bend and spread.’ The list went on.
One, in partic...
2024-09-30 19:39:58 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 49.5: Upside Drown
Leavesden Studios, UK. October 2009.
“How’s the venue for my next pool party coming along?” Hogwarts’ hottest new nightclub is… the forbidden forest.
“Unless you plan on using floaties made of fiberglass and wax, terribly.” One of the many set designers out and about eroded all my excitement. The hem of...
2024-09-24 11:30:49 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 49: Once Bitten, Twice Cry
Leavesden Studios, UK. September 2009.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl. David Yates didn’t exactly fit that bill - being an adult man and all. In quiet moments of self reflection, he couldn’t help but wonder if that extremely private self image he held wasn’t so farfetched.
Espe...
2024-09-22 17:51:07 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 48.5: One Blue Over the Canary’s Nest
Leavesden Studios, UK. September 2009.
Contrary to popular belief - and as contrary as I could consciously be to popular relief, we weren’t as grown up as we pretended we were.
Although, I ought to exclude myself handily from that equation. In all honesty, I had startlingly few qualms or compun...
2024-09-17 07:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostUnion Cave, Johto.
The world I’d been reincarnated into was based on an 8-bit game, so it shouldn’t be a surprise that I was suddenly facing a couple of two-bit villains.
“Ooh, bad luck, buddy. Just isn’t your day today running into us like this, eh? And just as you caught that alpha, too. It’s just a Sandshr...
2024-09-12 03:50:32 +0000 UTC View PostSeptember steaming ahead!
This week we have the next three chapters of IoTV! 47, 47.5, and 48 are out for you to read!
Bas and co. participate in the HBP premiere as well as go on promo tour for the HP franchise.
Next, we return to set, and see what more changes are being brought to production.
Mover/Shaker also makes a return with Step 10 and 11, where Uki jumps through h...
2024-09-08 07:21:35 +0000 UTC View Post